Jodi Ann Arias shot and stabbed her ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander to death

[Mousy]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater

[Dimple blossom]

Instead of clicking that they approve your post they click the other one and I think it takes away from your rep or some crap.

:0 haha that's funny

[Rockabillychick]

[Twinmutha]

Now I have this song in my head:



What ever happened to Sisquo? Also, I'm legit hoping Gus will contact me via FB. Or at least Donovan.

Travis's sister messaged me back on Facebook a week ago. Tanisha. I was so surprised. I'm sure Gus will write you back.

[acertaingirl]

DO NOT search goatse

Too late - looked that up weeks ago after blue waffle...

[Crazy Lady]

They also come in xl size that the Shriners hand out when you donate to them:



Maybe one of those?


I can't see how tootsie rolls (with their appearance and all) can be appealing in a vagina.

Are you sure they went into her golden vageen? Travis had an available orifice.

[Mousy]

Too late - looked that up weeks ago after blue waffle...

I'm still recovering from Lemon Party.

[Jem]

It's 3am and I don't want to go to sleep with thoughts of tootsie pops in orifices, blue waffle or lemon party.

[acertaingirl]

Are you sure they went into her golden vageen? Travis had an available orifice.

The Tootsie Pops went up her chute.

[Twinmutha]

It's 3am and I don't want to go to sleep with thoughts of tootsie pops in orifices, blue waffle or lemon party.

Shiiiit. I can barely make it to midnight. I can't remember the last time I stayed up past 1am. I'm such a loser.....

[Kristinella]

Yeah, that whole Tootsie pop thing just screams 'failure of imagination' to me. That seems like something you do in the 'experimental-phase' of your sexual-development (and how many of those craptastic ideas did we all shit-can after we figured out that it sounded good, in-theory?).

I absolutely agree about that being something done in the experimental stage of sexual development. It's very sophomoric and I wonder if it reflects on where Travis was sexually. Great observation!

Kind of like wanting to buy a bunch of that flavored KY type shit from Spencers in high school. Hahahaha, motion lotion!



Not hating on anyone who uses it, but I totally can see how someone a bit new and excited to sex would be more apt to try out things like that.

[Kristinella]

Sorry for the huge picture!

Speaking of, maybe the Toblerone was a hint? Like, tootsie rolls got lost in there so this time we go big or go home?

Ouch.

[Key West Digger]

Entry #13

February 26, 2013

Dear Diary,

I have had it! Each and every time Nurmi and Wilmott come back from lunch they talk about how delicious it was. Usually Nurmi still has a little food stuck to the corner of his mouth. The aromas from the fried food they eat cause me to loose focus. Today was a disaster. I was so hungry I was actually answering Martinez' questions!

Another complaint I have is my skin care. Back when I used to get jizz facials everyday my skin had an iridescent glow. Also, a little jizz helped my makeup last all day long. This is just not fair. I am a citizen of the United States of America. I have rights! I am having Nurmi draft a letter to the judge demanding that I get 8 oz. of jizz daily. That is the minimum that I need to survive.

I wrote a short letter to my fans today. It is only 57 pages long. The letter is written to my fans at the site called "Jodi Arias is innocent." Okay, even I have to admit, I laughed when I heard what the website is called. I mean, really, don't they know that I, um, confessed? Um, I did it folks. I totally murdered Travis: stab, stab, cut, cut, shoot, blah, blah, blah. It was all me. I'm just glad that there are so many folks with the same definition of "innocent" as me. What a wonderful world we live in.

Anyhoo, the main reason I wrote them a letter is because they need to start sending me more money. The commissary here is really expensive. I have needs. Before I was in jail I never let anyone be my "friend" unless I benefitted from it. Why should it be any different now? These friends, aka, "groupies" better start coughing up the cash. And I mean serious cash. I'm not just some cheap whoredom.

Well, the "migraines" are starting again. I better go rest. I might just skip court altogether tomorrow. That would really piss Martinez off. And my mom too. She had to make this trip out here. Oh well...who cares? Not me.

Till next time,
Jodi

I wonder what the reaction would be if this Diary entry ended up on the "Jodi Arias is Innocent" website.

[eliqueang]

Just catching up with part 1 of today. I like how she doesn't seem so meek today. GIVE THEM SNARK jodi.

If nurmi took off his jacket today, he'd look like a marshmallow peep.

[Mousy]

It's alright. For giggles I went to google and looked up Jodi Arias' girl parts and it took me to pictures of the view of Travis' neck and naked pictures of Jodi. I didn't see those pictures before, and I guess I got an eye full. On the plus side I feel better about my parts, her's looks like something out of an Aliens movie.

[eliqueang]

I didn't realize i used today so much..sorry

[Kristinella]

Travis's sister messaged me back on Facebook a week ago. Tanisha. I was so surprised. I'm sure Gus will write you back.

That poor girl. You can see her rage and the strength her husband gives her not to jump over and beat that ass. I couldn't do it. Bless them all.

[Rockabillychick]

I absolutely agree about that being something done in the experimental stage of sexual development. It's very sophomoric and I wonder if it reflects on where Travis was sexually. Great observation!

Kind of like wanting to buy a bunch of that flavored KY type shit from Spencers in high school. Hahahaha, motion lotion!



Not hating on anyone who uses it, but I totally can see how someone a bit new and excited to sex would be more apt to try out things like that.

That stuff tastes vile

[Ian 1]

When NG was interviewing Sheriff Joe and getting the grand tour of the jail, he said Jodi gets a bag lunch every day. I'll have to go back and find it.

I hope so and that's all I'd want to see. I know Jodi Arias has issues with Food as a status symbol. Did I read it on this site that prisoners get artificially flavored ginger cookies and Jodi "gives hers away (bestows them upon) other prisoners?" That sets her apart from the common herd. Then there's the story where Travis Alexander 'treasured' her by running out to get Cinnamon buns to leave in her car when she arrived back in Phoenix on a late flight. Then there was that text where she offered to buy Travis lunch but told him to 'sit at the counter,' like he wasn't up to being served at a table. The other story is about Travis 'filling up her Fridge.' She is definitely f****d up on the subject. It seems to mean more to her than it does to normal people.

[Tenacious-G]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=1&theater

Ummmm. yeah. no.

[CreepyGus]

Blue Waffle is now permanently etched into my brain.

[Kristinella]

If a dude asked me to stick a tootsie roll pop up his butt I would have to quit life for a minute.

[Jem]

Uh oh I'm outta here before the vagina brigade move back in for that aliens comment

[Mousy]

I'm sorry. :'(

[Justice11]

Dr. Drew is scraping the bottom of the barrel for guests.

I paid my dues, I'm a cool kid now

Welcome!

So, my mom is really into this trial too. She's retired so she has all day to sit around and watch this. Anyway, tonight I stopped over for dinner and we were of course talking about Jodi. She asked me what a facial was! I said, do you really want me to tell you? She said, well I know he wanted to do something to her face, but what? I said, ejaculate on it. She made a face and said ewwww. Then she told me that assholes were exits only. I told her a lot of people have anal sex. She said, not me and I don't want to know if anyone else does. I am now dead inside. I won't reveal my age but, well I have a mother that is retirement age, and I'm the youngest of 3 so. I'd prefer it if my mom still thinks I'm a virgin, and I REALLY did not like having to tell her what a facial was.

LMBO!

They are a disapproval but they come up red. I'm not actually sure what the grey ones mean.

See below.

I'm not sure, but I thought someone said the other day that gray bars mean that the person doing the rep doesn't have enough posts for their reps to show up yet? Is it something like 50 posts? I could be completely wrong though.

Yep, that's right.

Haha-just another thing to blame Jodi for!

I was thinking the same thing. Jodi ruins everything!

I don't think you can give neutrals, hahaha. I just make up stuff as I go along.

Hahahahahahahaha oh wow. I asked my bf, "Wouldn't Pop Rocks on your dick hurt?" He was like, "No they don't." Me: "How do you know?" Him: "Didn't you do it?" Me: "Ummm noooo." Then he just turned back to the computer screen in some sort of weird "Oh shit" thought, and I started laughing.

He then showed me this picture regarding our conversation.



I still think it would be at least uncomfortable, but have a fear of Pop Rocks and would never try it.

Also, lol at the tootsie rolls going into the great abyss.

Lol!

Let's just hope she doesn't get out and find this thread.

<------------- Jodi looking in your window while you sleep.

Hahahaha, you are all cracking me up tonight!

:cheesy :
You fear pop rocks? I'm not up to scratch on my American candy but are they the things that like fizz and pop in your mouth?

Yep! I love pop rocks. I won't let Jodi and her freaky fetishes ruin them for me!