Jodi Ann Arias shot and stabbed her ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander to death

[Jem]

WTF is smite and how does one "smite" someone lol

You know how you've been giving people rep by approving the comment? If you click "I disapprove" it gives them a smite!

[Kristinella]

I have this abnormal fear of bladder infections (based on un-ending bladder infections in my earlier years) and I would be terrified that it might get in my urethra and give me a bladder infection.

I had one so bad I was peeing blood and bawling in the emergency room. I know that pain. I'm completely obsessive when it comes to preventing those because that is a certain kind of hell. That should be Jodi's punishment. Never-ending UTI's.

Pop Rocks are the worst. I had an incident that is similar to Abu Ghraib Prison when I was a kid thanks to older cousins and a packet of those. Think water boarding via candy. Jodi likes to live on the edge.

[raisedbywolves]

Okay, I'm the youngest of 5 and even after shacking up w/ a dude for a couple of years, I had the feeling that my mother thought I was still a virgin or something. So one time she and I were out at the big-mega-grocery and we were walking through the pharmacy section and I started grabbing packages of condoms and throwing them in the cart (all kinds!). Her face turned red and she was like "oh you!". After that she was cool talking about sex and stuff. This from a woman that never told us about sex, by the way.... LOL.

Yeah, if you don't tell the kids, they'll never know about it! /snark

<hands over ears... lalalalala>

Hubby and I decided 20 years ago to not have kids. I still joke with some of my friends that I'm a virgin and when they give me the side eye I tell them "prove I'm not"! Bwah ha ha!

[Ian 1]

The Ryan Ferguson case is a shame. It's so obvious that he is innocent and they have a vendetta for that poor kid. That's a case where the Prosecution side is the one in the wrong.

Re: Eyeballs: I have ptosis in my eyelid which means one is slightly droopier than the other (think Emily Blunt but not Paris Hilton bad) and I hate it and think it looks wonk. So I will never make fun of a wonky eye. I FEEL THAT PAIN. THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL.

Ptosis??? It's a simple surgery to correct it. I had two droopy eyelids till I got one injured in an automobile accident and the repaired one turned out different from the other. So my buddy plastic surgeon operated on the one that wasn't injured in order to balance them off and now............I'm beautiful. Good night.

[Twinmutha]

I guess Jenna Jameson went in for a vaginoplasty and they ended up botching it. Fucking ouch. I would never vouch for someone doing that. Learn to love yourself or some kind of motivational speech.

The Toblerone picture cracks me up. I bought some the other day!

I would hate to have my vag become a candy jar. I agree, UTI central.

At least it would have a pleasant odor.....

[Beantown Bitch]

You should ask your mother, or kids, depending of which you have.

[acertaingirl]

Umm, what is a motor boat? Inquiring minds need to know.

You're new here (welcome). I was new a few weeks ago, and I learned the hard way NOT to google terms I didn't know. You have been warned!

[Kristinella]

Now I need to know what way the tootsie pop went in. I didn't realise it was just a lollipop. Thank you google!

Was it the lollipop or was it the small candy ones?

Now I'm reminded of the owl used in the commercials. How many licks does it take?

Here is the small candy:

[Dimple blossom]

You know how you've been giving people rep by approving the comment? If you click "I disapprove" it gives them a smite!

Ohhhhh alright alright

[AnnieBelle]

You know how you've been giving people rep by approving the comment? If you click "I disapprove" it gives them a smite!

It's official.....I've had my smite virginity broken!

[Twinmutha]

Yeah, I'm totally not into "candy sex toys". Besides, isn't it like a no-no for a woman to be using food products -- especially sugary ones -- in that particular orifice? Risk of yeast infection?

Sounds like my husband... LOL

[***JiLL***]

You're new here (welcome). I was new a few weeks ago, and I learned the hard way NOT to google terms I didn't know. You have been warned!

Were you one of the ones who Googled blue waffle?

[tiggrrl72077]

That's too scary for me. Takes me way, way, way, back to a time when food deprivation (starvation) was a weapon of war employed by the monsters we defeated. Ask me about that another time. It would be a great new thread. Just give her an 'effen peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk during the 90 minutes while we're having lunch and waiting for her to get back on the stand.

When NG was interviewing Sheriff Joe and getting the grand tour of the jail, he said Jodi gets a bag lunch every day. I'll have to go back and find it.

[Jem]

Was it the lollipop or was it the small candy ones?

Now I'm reminded of the owl used in the commercials. How many licks does it take?

Here is the small candy:

But that's a tootsie ROLL. Even so, how the fuck didn't it disappear up there? These are things I need to know!

[Dimple blossom]

It's official.....I've had my smite virginity broken!

LOL

[Twinmutha]

OH GEEZ!!! That wasn't who I was trying to quote. Sorry NCBlonde. LOL!!!!

[acertaingirl]

Were you one of the ones who Googled blue waffle?

Why yes, I was (still haven't recovered).

[Tenacious-G]

Let's just hope she doesn't get out and find this thread.

<------------- Jodi looking in your window while you sleep.

Yeah, that reminds me-- on what planet is it okay to go creeping around peeking in people's windows? Jodi reminds me of the last dude I dated (creepy stalker)-- <shivers>

[Kristinella]

On the State vs. Jodi Arias FB page they wrote this:

Apparently, Gus Searcy is contacting everyone on here who has made a negative comment about him.

Have you received a PM from Gus?

I just blasted a PDA so Gus will write me. :crosses fingers:

[***JiLL***]

Why yes, I was (still haven't recovered).

Sorry about that.

[raisedbywolves]

Was it the lollipop or was it the small candy ones?

Now I'm reminded of the owl used in the commercials. How many licks does it take?

Here is the small candy:

I thought it was the small candy.

[emmieslost]

UTI? sounds more like a yeast infection from hell.

[Twinmutha]

But that's a tootsie ROLL. Even so, how the fuck didn't it disappear up there? These are things I need to know!

I am laughing so hard right now. You guys are hilarious. It had to of been the tootsie pop. Stick it in, lick it, stick it in, lick it.... Some silly fantasy. The tootsie roll would of disappeared. LMAO!!!

[Justice11]

Entry #13

February 26, 2013

Dear Diary,

I have had it! Each and every time Nurmi and Willmott come back from lunch they talk about how delicious it was. Usually Nurmi still has a little food stuck to the corner of his mouth. The aromas from the fried food they eat cause me to loose focus. Today was a disaster. I was so hungry I was actually answering Martinez' questions!

Another complaint I have is my skin care. Back when I used to get jizz facials everyday my skin had an iridescent glow. Also, a little jizz helped my makeup last all day long. This is just not fair. I am a citizen of the United States of America. I have rights! I am having Nurmi draft a letter to the judge demanding that I get 8 oz. of jizz daily. That is the minimum that I need to survive.

I wrote a short letter to my fans today. It is only 57 pages long. The letter is written to my fans at the site called "Jodi Arias is innocent." Okay, even I have to admit, I laughed when I heard what the website is called. I mean, really, don't they know that I, um, confessed? Um, I did it folks. I totally murdered Travis: stab, stab, cut, cut, shoot, blah, blah, blah. It was all me. I'm just glad that there are so many folks with the same definition of "innocent" as me. What a wonderful world we live in.

Anyhoo, the main reason I wrote them a letter is because they need to start sending me more money. The commissary here is really expensive. I have needs. Before I was in jail I never let anyone be my "friend" unless I benefitted from it. Why should it be any different now? These friends, aka, "groupies" better start coughing up the cash. And I mean serious cash. I'm not just some cheap whoredom.

Well, the "migraines" are starting again. I better go rest. I might just skip court altogether tomorrow. That would really piss Martinez off. And my mom too. She had to make this trip out here. Oh well...who cares? Not me.

Till next time,
Jodi

[Metis212]

You should ask your mother, or kids, depending of which you have.

My mom is 75 years old, think she will know? I am childless. Guess I will google it.