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    i guess i have never heard of turkey in straw before. i was thinking about the cotton eye joe song, and afterwards thought it would be a bad idea because of the "bullshit" part of the song
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suus88 View Post
    Ah I'm sorry for both of you Being ill for 10 years must be awful..But she still sounds like a very strong, awesome woman. I love the middle name thing. I think more families should do that.

    I'm such a lucky girl. I've never lost someone in my family. I only have 1 grandmother, the rest of my grandparents died before I was born. But the one I have is very healthy and is turning 90 this year I can't imagine what if must feel like. It's nice that you can say goodbye though. I hope I can do the same when it's her time to go.
    I'm glad I've had the chance to say goodbye, too. She is holding her own and the hospital is trying to get her into the same nursing home my gpa is in. They are going to try to see if hospice can come to the nursing home. She is a very strong woman. It's incredible what her body has been through and she keeps chugging along.

    I hope you are able to say your goodbyes to your gma, too.

    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    i guess i have never heard of turkey in straw before. i was thinking about the cotton eye joe song, and afterwards thought it would be a bad idea because of the "bullshit" part of the song

    I was raised by hillbillies in a podunk town. My gparents (mom's parents) were in a blue grass band. Pawpaw played the fiddle and Ninnie played the wash tub. When I was a kid, the fire department had square dances all the time. It is actually a lot of fun.


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post

    I was raised by hillbillies in a podunk town. My gparents (mom's parents) were in a blue grass band. Pawpaw played the fiddle and Ninnie played the wash tub. When I was a kid, the fire department had square dances all the time. It is actually a lot of fun.
    Did you grow up in the town where they filmed 'Deliverance'? PawPaw? Ninnie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Lady View Post
    Did you grow up in the town where they filmed 'Deliverance'? PawPaw? Ninnie?
    No, but I was raised by hillbillies. lol


    My niece and nephew call my dad, Pappy. lol


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    So mawmaw is still alive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by once_again View Post
    So mawmaw is still alive?
    Yep. She's been breathing on her own since Wednesday. The docs are stumped and said they've never seen anything like it. She's going out on her own terms.


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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Yep. She's been breathing on her own since Wednesday. The docs are stumped and said they've never seen anything like it. She's going out on her own terms.
    See, she held out until after your birthday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by once_again View Post
    See, she held out until after your birthday.

    Yeah. I'm not sure she knows it's even February. The hospital still doesn't have approval for her to be moved to the nursing home, so she's still hanging out. This woman is just incredible. It's mind blowing. She was purple the other day and now has perfect color and is warm. Crazy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Yeah. I'm not sure she knows it's even February. The hospital still doesn't have approval for her to be moved to the nursing home, so she's still hanging out. This woman is just incredible. It's mind blowing. She was purple the other day and now has perfect color and is warm. Crazy.
    Only a few more days and we'll be in March. She won't even miss February.
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    Quote Originally Posted by once_again View Post
    Only a few more days and we'll be in March. She won't even miss February.

    Yep. I actually think she will make it to March.


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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Yeah. I'm not sure she knows it's even February. The hospital still doesn't have approval for her to be moved to the nursing home, so she's still hanging out. This woman is just incredible. It's mind blowing. She was purple the other day and now has perfect color and is warm. Crazy.
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    Fuck the IRS. They do all that stupid education shit and so I waited two weeks on that and now I get a letter that my return is under review and how they are going to examine my past returns and I may or may not get a refund? WTF.

    I AM POOR. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
    fucking 'merica.


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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    Fuck the IRS. They do all that stupid education shit and so I waited two weeks on that and now I get a letter that my return is under review and how they are going to examine my past returns and I may or may not get a refund? WTF.

    I AM POOR. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
    fucking 'merica.
    GET. A. LAWYER. Now. Seriously. DO IT. I kept providing them with everything they asked over the course of a two year period. I finally had to give up because they asked for grocery receipts. TWO YEARS LATER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    No, but I was raised by hillbillies. lol


    My niece and nephew call my dad, Pappy. lol
    Lol! We all called my great grandfather Pappy. Too funny! :)

    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    i guess i have never heard of turkey in straw before. i was thinking about the cotton eye joe song, and afterwards thought it would be a bad idea because of the "bullshit" part of the song
    Hahaha! Yeah, that might cause a bit of a problem!

    First practice went okay yesterday. Most of the kids really had fun. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Msmichie View Post
    You are an asshole... your mama never taught you manners. You NEVER call a woman a CUNT you POS! I said because you don't watch the trial and really don't listen or know the testimony that your thoughts about Jodi not being able to do this because she's a mere woman are MEANINGLESS. Nice try! Go back and read what I said and stop lying.
    This is the typical American female response to being called a cunt.

    MDSers....discuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    Fuck the IRS. They do all that stupid education shit and so I waited two weeks on that and now I get a letter that my return is under review and how they are going to examine my past returns and I may or may not get a refund? WTF.

    I AM POOR. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
    fucking 'merica.
    I agree. I hate the IRS. I get so mad when I read everybody gets tons of money back. I'm like-WTF, where's mine? I never do my taxes until the beginning of April. The state of Ohio fucking hates me.

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    This is the typical American female response to being called a cunt.

    MDSers....discuss.
    I save "cunt" for the most cunty women ever. Like the ones that pull out in front of me or the ones that fucking stop right in the middle of the grocery aisle to talk about their life. Or my personal favorite-My SIL.

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    I went from super happy yesterday to super stressed. I was counting on my return to pay for my mom's birthday cruise and our September cruise. Now I have to seriously scramble and pay it with my checks, which is going to be hard. At least I have until June to work at it...
    Also I have to drop my math class because I seriously cannot do it and it's a progressive class which means that I am stuck at a point until I can pass it, and it's been like two weeks. So I will have to pay back part of my Pell grant. FUCKKKK.
    At least the stress is helping my diet?!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    Fuck the IRS. They do all that stupid education shit and so I waited two weeks on that and now I get a letter that my return is under review and how they are going to examine my past returns and I may or may not get a refund? WTF.

    I AM POOR. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
    fucking 'merica.
    The IRS sucks! They have too much power for a gov't agency. Did you do your return yourself, or did you have someone do it for you? If you paid, they should contact the IRS about the return.

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    This is the typical American female response to being called a cunt.

    MDSers....discuss.
    HATE that word! Personally, I think it's a horrible thing to call a woman. My ex husband called me that to get under my skin. For the 6 months before my divorce was final, I thought it was my name.
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    If you're in the UK, it's like calling someone 'dude'.

    However, in the states, 'cunt' is a word that originates in misogyny, along with terms for the vagina like 'gash'. Something trying to make female parts ugly and disgusting. So yeah, it's pretty fucking inappropriate to use it and people know exactly what reaction they're looking for when they do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    If you're in the UK, it's like calling someone 'dude'.

    However, in the states, 'cunt' is a word that originates in misogyny, along with terms for the vagina like 'gash'. Something trying to make female parts ugly and disgusting. So yeah, it's pretty fucking inappropriate to use it and people know exactly what reaction they're looking for when they do.
    gash is worse, imo, gross factor alone. but cunt is the least accepted insult by far.
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    I wouldnt be phased being called a cunt. Only because I dont find it an offensive word (which I recently mentioned somewhere else)

    I would be much more hurt if someone actually insulted me. (calling me stupid, annoying, or things that actually describe something negative)

    I'm also not offended being called a bitch or any of those other silly words. (I do call people bitch and whatnot though - I usually stick to 'fucking asshole' or similar things)
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    I need to preface this by saying I don't think dreams are psychic revelations or anything at all.

    Okay, so, I am a VERY vivid dreamer. I have recurring dreams too at times.

    There is this one dream I keep having about getting my car stolen. I had the dream again right before I woke up this morning. It is ALWAYS stolen out of my church's parking lot. (Which is funny...but also completely possible as my church is not in a great area, lol!) The police are never able to track it down.

    This stupid dream always makes me wake up feeling very stressed out! Ugh.

    Anyhow, I'm getting ready to go to bed and started thinking about this stupid dream again. Good night my fellow whoredoms! Hope you all have fabulous dreams!!!!
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    Good night!


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice11 View Post
    I need to preface this by saying I don't think dreams are psychic revelations or anything at all.

    Okay, so, I am a VERY vivid dreamer. I have recurring dreams too at times.

    There is this one dream I keep having about getting my car stolen. I had the dream again right before I woke up this morning. It is ALWAYS stolen out of my church's parking lot. (Which is funny...but also completely possible as my church is not in a great area, lol!) The police are never able to track it down.

    This stupid dream always makes me wake up feeling very stressed out! Ugh.

    Anyhow, I'm getting ready to go to bed and started thinking about this stupid dream again. Good night my fellow whoredoms! Hope you all have fabulous dreams!!!!
    Sleep well.

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