
Originally Posted by
coconut
To the tune of "Take It Easy" by The Eagles
Well, I'm running down the road
To loosen Travis's load
I've got seven Mormons on my mind,
Four that wanna date me,
Two that really hate me,
One says I'm the stalking kind
Make it crazy, make it crazy
Don't let the trail of your own palm prints
Find you guilty
Make up lies while you still can
The jury will never understand
Just take your place on the witness stand
and make it crazy
Well, I'm driving with my gascans
to Mesa Arizona
It's such a fine sight to see
My Travis, naked on his big bed
Lubin' up to have a poke at me
Come on, baby, I'm not crazy
I gotta know if you will take me
To Mexico
We may pray and we may sin though
we will never destress again
We've got KY, so stick it in,
and make me crazy...