Jodi Ann Arias shot and stabbed her ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander to death

[CKINGJUSTICE]

Yeah kinda like the way she described Bobby's grandparents house, which just happens to resemble pics of HER grandparents house,lol

[Crazy Lady]

I'm pretty sure there are at least 2 very noticeable timeline lies she told today compared to her timelines yesterday AND compared with the OG's testimony. I'm not going to search tonight b/c I am tired, but tomorrow I will check the full transcripts and double check.

I knew it was going to be funny when the judge/jury told Jodi to speak up b/c they couldn't hear. It was right before Jodi went into the oral part. LOLx1 million.

Sister Bermstalker, did you do 2 recaps today? I read the oral/anal smackdown, I cracked up! Thank you! Did you do 2 today? I can't read all the comments I missed, but will search for any recaps you've done.

[ImBatman!]

Oral sex is a gateway to other deviant behavior!

[CKINGJUSTICE]

Sorry, I guess i'm still learning

[TheRaven]

don't you have to get a real estate liscense b4 you start a company?

You have to be a broker. You can't be a broker until you've been an agent for 2 years. Then you can start taking broker classes. You can't even manage the company without a brokers license.

[CKINGJUSTICE]

Sorry, i'm still learning

disregard previous post, can't edit yet and can't figure out the multi quote thingy yet

[DixieChic]

... ain't no virgin i ever knew went straight mouth to vj their first time out. also, ain't no virgin i ever knew who who asked for a bj in the car and adjusted the mirror for a better look. that's a perfected technique.

my guess is, she's using actual experiences from her life, just not ones she had with travis...

truth is, today made me despise this lying bitch.

I agree!!!

[Justice11]

Entry #3

February 5th, afternoon

Dear Diary,

Whew...I'm feeling a little steamy right now. So much fun talking about all my, um, sexual adventures to such a big audience. I just know everyone thinks I am so desirable. The court room was in awe of me. I am quite a hotti biscotti!

I just hope I said enough today. I felt like I was holding back so much. I had so many more details to give. Nurmi said I was giving too many, um, details, as if there is such a thing! Can't he see how I am captivating the jury. They are so in tuned to me. It is like I have them in a trance.

I cannot wait to testify again tomorrow. More sexy testifying. I call that sextifying! Nurmi kept asking me how I felt about the, um, oral sex. He was pretty turned on, that much was obvious! Notice he did not mind me going into "detail" anymore.

Martinez keeps giving me dirty looks. But no worries. I will seduce him with my sextifying just the same as I have with every one else. Who can resist me? No one. Absolutely no one. I won't let them.

Only bad thing about testifying today is now I crave Applebee's and Starbucks. Did I mention how much I, um, LOVE Applebee's and Starbucks? I wonder if they are looking for a spokesperson. I should have Jennifer and Nurmi give them a call for me. Just think about all the free advertising I gave them today. They owe me big time. This is the best sort of exposure they could get. I am a giver, what can I say. But, I guess we already established that, didn't we?

Until next time,
Jodi

[ChelseyDawn]

You could watch HLN and want to throw your TV out the window like I do!
There is some expert on there insisting she was abused throughout her entire life every chance she gets a word in.
When asked if there is a chance for a hung jury, her response was "Yes, you have to remember she was held back in kindergarden and didn't graduate high school".

She probably identifies with her because she was held back and dropped out too. They could be buddies, braid each others hair, and murder each other's lovers. So sweet...

[ImBatman!]

Sorry, i'm still learning

disregard previous post, can't edit yet and can't figure out the multi quote thingy yet

The only reason I posted that is because you won't get a straight answer from the bro!

[phantompoet]

... ain't no virgin i ever knew went straight mouth to vj their first time out. also, ain't no virgin i ever knew who who asked for a bj in the car and adjusted the mirror for a better look. that's a perfected technique.

my guess is, she's using actual experiences from her life, just not ones she had with travis...

truth is, today made me despise this lying bitch.

I agree, I think she is the aggressor and knocked on his door or whatever and started kissing him

[animosity]

February 5th, afternoon

Dear Diary,

Whew...I'm feeling a little steamy right now. So much fun talking about all my, um, sexual adventures to such a big audience. I just know everyone thinks I am so desirable. The court room was in awe of me. I am quite a hotti biscotti!

I just hope I said enough today. I felt like I was holding back so much. I had so many more details to give. Nurmi said I was giving too many, um, details, as if there is such a thing! Can't he see how I am captivating the jury. They are so in tuned to me. It is like I have them in a trance.

I cannot wait to testify again tomorrow. More sexy testifying. I call that sextifying! Nurmi kept asking me how I felt about the, um, oral sex. He was pretty turned on, that much was obvious! Notice he did not mind me going into "detail" anymore.

Martinez keeps giving me dirty looks. But no worries. I will seduce him with my sextifying just the same as I have with everyone one else. Who can resist me? No one. Absolutely no one. I won't let them.

Only bad thing about testifying today is now I crave Applebee's and Starbucks. Did I mention how much I, um, LOVE Applebee's and Starbucks? I wonder if they are looking for a spokesperson. I should have Jennifer and Nurmi give them a call for me. Just think about all the free advertising I gave them today. They owe me big time. This is the best sort of exposure they could get. I am a giver, what can I say. But, I guess we already established that, didn't we?

Until next time,
Jodi

sextifying... entertrainment... i love new words!

[M Joy]

The only reason I posted that is because you won't get a straight answer from the bro!

exactly

[Harlette]

Oral sex is a gateway to other deviant behavior!

i guess i'm going to hell

[nyx276]

Forgive my ignorance, but if she succeded somehow in swaying the jury towards self defense, would she be released? Or jailed but eligible for parole at some point? I am not clear on the consequences if her defense actually works (doubtful, but who knows).

[Harlette]

February 5th, afternoon

Dear Diary,

Whew...I'm feeling a little steamy right now. So much fun talking about all my, um, sexual adventures to such a big audience. I just know everyone thinks I am so desirable. The court room was in awe of me. I am quite a hotti biscotti!

I just hope I said enough today. I felt like I was holding back so much. I had so many more details to give. Nurmi said I was giving too many, um, details, as if there is such a thing! Can't he see how I am captivating the jury. They are so in tuned to me. It is like I have them in a trance.

I cannot wait to testify again tomorrow. More sexy testifying. I call that sextifying! Nurmi kept asking me how I felt about the, um, oral sex. He was pretty turned on, that much was obvious! Notice he did not mind me going into "detail" anymore.

Martinez keeps giving me dirty looks. But no worries. I will seduce him with my sextifying just the same as I have with everyone one else. Who can resist me? No one. Absolutely no one. I won't let them.

Only bad thing about testifying today is now I crave Applebee's and Starbucks. Did I mention how much I, um, LOVE Applebee's and Starbucks? I wonder if they are looking for a spokesperson. I should have Jennifer and Nurmi give them a call for me. Just think about all the free advertising I gave them today. They owe me big time. This is the best sort of exposure they could get. I am a giver, what can I say. But, I guess we already established that, didn't we?

Until next time,
Jodi

sextifying - omg you are killing me!!!! you need to turn this into a blog!!!!! and a twitter account - jodisdiaries!!!

[CKINGJUSTICE]

Oral sex is a gateway to other deviant behavior!

Where were you 30 years ago when I could have used this insightful piece of advice, lol. I guess you better save me a seat down there also Harlette, haha

[Harlette]

Sorry, i'm still learning

disregard previous post, can't edit yet and can't figure out the multi quote thingy yet

we are all still learning

[Justice11]

Whoops, I said it made me laugh twice.

You get the idea. My brain is cooked from working all day...

My brain is fried from listening to Jodi all day.

well he did call her 3 hole wonder - not 2 ::

Good point! Hahahahaha

To quote the Church Lady from SNL, "How convenient".

Lol!

Why didn't he asked her if she swallowed?? uummmmm omg this is brutal.

Great...now I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. And yes, I did swallow.

sextifying... entertrainment... i love new words!

Hahaha, I'm glad someone got that.

[Justice11]

sextifying - omg you are killing me!!!! you need to turn this into a blog!!!!! and a twitter account - jodisdiaries!!!

I don't tweet...but feel free to do it on my behalf.

[morbidT]

i guess i'm going to hell

Where were you 30 years ago when I could have used this insightful piece of advice, lol. I guess you better save me a seat down there also Harlette, haha

I bet you both watch LifeTime movies for the porn, DONTCHA!? Fornicators!

[TheRaven]

Ok. I have listened to this Bitch ramble for 2 days. I've watched her interview and interrogation. While I'm no psychiatrist I have had to take more than my share of classes in criminal behavior, Psych, substance abuse, etc. I have seen every kind of criminal in my line of work. It's human nature to try to put a name or condition on behavior a normal person find bizarre. Fact is, some people are just screwed up and lack a moral compass

My personal opinion is that the only thing wrong with Jodi is Jodi. She is constantly seeking love, approval and affection with men. ANY man.... Young, old, vampire, human. She is a pathological liar and a master manipulator. Want a bag girl, she can be bad. Sweet and innocent, yep...she can do that too. Oh, you like the Dallas cowboys?! That's my favorite team! Jodi is easily led, a follower and so desperate it's pathetic.

That's all. Short version, she's a murdering Bitch. HMO.

[CKINGJUSTICE]

I bet you both watch LifeTime movies for the porn, DONTCHA!? Fornicators!

Nah, LifeTime is too soft porn for me, I need the harder stuff. Pun intended

[Harlette]

Forgive my ignorance, but if she succeded somehow in swaying the jury towards self defense, would she be released? Or jailed but eligible for parole at some point? I am not clear on the consequences if her defense actually works (doubtful, but who knows).

if they find that jodi killed travis because of self defence - then she goes free - right now she is only being charged w/ murder 1 / felony murder - but we have learned that the judge has the discretion to allow the jury to have the choice of murder 2 manlsaughter, etc - but at this point we do not know if the judge will allow this yet - if the judge doesn't - it will be just a choice of premeditated murder 1 or felony murder 1 (murder which takes place during the commission of another crime) or freedom - does this make sense?

[animosity]

Forgive my ignorance, but if she succeded somehow in swaying the jury towards self defense, would she be released? Or jailed but eligible for parole at some point? I am not clear on the consequences if her defense actually works (doubtful, but who knows).

freedom, baby! freedom.