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    Quote Originally Posted by Venus2B View Post
    Oh crap. Then she's got LOTS of dirt on me!! Especially when I'm at work!

    You touch your bits at work, too?!


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Lady View Post
    You did it to me again! The last time was an Illuminati site, I got lost there for days. I read the Lina thread, was even tempted a tiny bit to bump it, but resisted the temptation. There were some people on there that make Toni look kinda sane.
    the akiko story was so awesome... there's a ton of pages missing though. i remember being so into the story when it first came out. i was stalking all the other forums to find out about that girl too. all the asian kids were talking mean smack about her and what a crazy ass hole she was, but she had a few friends who were coming to her defense because she got caught up in some hard core drama or something.

    anyway. creepy story bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    the akiko story was so awesome... there's a ton of pages missing though. i remember being so into the story when it first came out. i was stalking all the other forums to find out about that girl too. all the asian kids were talking mean smack about her and what a crazy ass hole she was, but she had a few friends who were coming to her defense because she got caught up in some hard core drama or something.

    anyway. creepy story bro.


    I'm reading that one next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    You touch your bits at work, too?!
    Ha ha!!

    No.

    But I do pick my nose!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Venus2B View Post
    Ha ha!!

    No.

    But I do pick my nose!

    I noticed that.


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venus2B View Post
    Oh crap. Then she's got LOTS of dirt on me!! Especially when I'm at work!
    Mirror, mirror on the wall who has the best lady bits of all?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post


    Mirror, mirror on the wall who has the best lady bits of all?
    Me, of course! And she knows it - that's why she thinks I play with them all the time. Sadly though, mine don't taste I mean smell like mango....like someone else's I know!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Venus2B View Post
    Me, of course! And she knows it - that's why she thinks I play with them all the time. Sadly though, mine don't taste I mean smell like mango....like someone else's I know!


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venus2B View Post
    Me, of course! And she knows it - that's why she thinks I play with them all the time. Sadly though, mine don't taste I mean smell like mango....like someone else's I know!
    Lady bits don't HAVE to smell like Mango. Although, mango is cool and all. I'm ordering punker's soap in jasmine. So there!


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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    Lady bits don't HAVE to smell like Mango. Although, mango is cool and all. I'm ordering punker's soap in jasmine. So there!
    My lady bits smell like flowers too. The Lavender Swirl is my current favorite.
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    I guess this could belong in here? She's not really a celeb: http://todaynews.today.com/_news/201...ight-gain?lite

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    It's fine in here. No rules for specific topics.

    Sucks for her. But, how can she say it is from the weight gain. There are 60 members and only 32 get to go. What were the reasons for the other girls not making the cut? (all rhetorical)


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Her only other excuse was that she was the only 3+ year veteran that didn't make the cut. I'm thinking she just wanted her 15 mins of fame. How noticeable is a 1.4 lb weight gain anyway? She'd have to be 2 feet tall!

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    Yeah, I think that's what it is. She just wants to be famous.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    General question for everyone, how did you come up with your user name?
    "When it comes time to die, let us not discover that we have never lived." ~ Henry David Thoreau

    "Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ~ Confucius

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Lady View Post
    General question for everyone, how did you come up with your user name?
    An ex-boyfriend (now friend) called me "moose" because he's a weirdo.

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    its the first few letters of my first name.


    my name is beliswntntianaaatawabelibelibeliqalala

    just kidding. maria alvarez was already taken.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    it's my irl nickname. because i'm such a bitch. i'm joking. it's actually opposite of my personality and they thought it was funny.

    i'm surprised it wasn't taken!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    it's my irl nickname. because i'm such a bitch. i'm joking. it's actually opposite of my personality and they thought it was funny.

    i'm surprised it wasn't taken!
    my name is anne. btw.
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    I've been told I'm morbid. The T stands for my best friend's cousin's turtle's, pet hedge hog's, brother's girl friend's, sister's first born.


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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    I've been told I'm morbid. The T stands for my best friend's cousin's turtle's, pet hedge hog's, brother's girl friend's, sister's first born.
    FAKE.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I really like Oklahoma. And Air Conditioners...
    I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    FAKE.




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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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