OKStupid: the best (worst) online dating profiles and stories.

[Ron_NYC]

hahaha aw he's lonely.

Also i love when guys on there say like 'here is this quote from this movie, don't contact me unless you can identify it'. A) what a stupid way to filter people. B) Are they unaware of google?

Hey, guys don't get hits like women do. If someone looks at you, you gotta investigate!

People do that?!?!
WHY!?!

[nerysinci]

PEOPLE WHAT SHOULD I DO TONIGHT.

lil letters

[bowieluva]

I DON'T KNOW. It's so fucking dumb,

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kind_...rofile_similar

My self-summary
"The ball I threw while playing in the park
Has not yet reached the ground".
If you guess who wrote this poem, I would be interested in you for three years. If we stay together after the years of love, we could share a life of complicity, shelter and affection.
I still believe in the autumn.

[bowieluva]

FUCK. The most disappointing thing in the world is that vampire_picachu's profile is for members only.

[nerysinci]

FUCK. The most disappointing thing in the world is that vampire_picachu's profile is for members only.

link and ye shall behold.

So there's a dude I've talked to on the phone and he's totally hilarious and awesome but he will be friend zoned bc i'm not even remotely attracted to him. anyway, he messaged me earlier wanting to hang but i said i had shit going on. should i just go hang out with him? i think i'd have fun. is 9:16 pm on a tuesday too late to bother people?

[Ron_NYC]

link and ye shall behold.

So there's a dude I've talked to on the phone and he's totally hilarious and awesome but he will be friend zoned bc i'm not even remotely attracted to him. anyway, he messaged me earlier wanting to hang but i said i had shit going on. should i just go hang out with him? i think i'd have fun. is 9:16 pm on a tuesday too late to bother people?

I bet I've been on the other side of this before. FML.

Bowie, just make an account. leave the shit blank.

[bowieluva]

NAh I am morally opposed.

This guy's starting to find his inner hipster.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jg_30...rofile_similar

[nerysinci]

NAh I am morally opposed.

This guy's starting to find his inner hipster.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jg_30...rofile_similar

HAHAHA he's contacted me before

[Ron_NYC]

NAh I am morally opposed.

This guy's starting to find his inner hipster.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jg_30...rofile_similar

Is this what it's like when I'm stubborn?
God damn it, I guess I gotta respect that.

HAHAHA he's contacted me before

Most of these places become a small town really quickly. I remember seeing the same girl on a few different sites.

[nerysinci]

I decided I don't want to hang out with friend-zone right now, because I know he likes me and I don't want any of that right now. GOD DAMNIT I WISH I HAD MORE PLATONIC FRIENDS

[nerysinci]

I feel like this guy would be quite handsome without that fucking old man beard.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/3Huzzahs/photos

[bowieluva]

Private.

[Ron_NYC]

Private.

Here, weirdo.




Also, I just noticed my girlbox is full.

That sounds bad.....

[bowieluva]

WTF, he looks like a hipster amish with a potato nose. Passssss. let me guess, he's 'a writer and a traveler, loquacious, verbose, intellectual. Looking for someone to do (insert obscure activity such as handstands on abandoned rooftop at sunset) with.'

[Ron_NYC]

WTF, he looks like a hipster amish with a potato nose. Passssss. let me guess, he's 'a writer and a traveler, loquacious, verbose, intellectual. Looking for someone to do (insert obscure activity such as handstands on abandoned rooftop at sunset) with.'

And you claim you don't have an account.


WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE POSTING!?!?!

ETA:

I've finally started working on a book I've been planning to write for the last several years. I have quickly come to realize how daunting the task will be but am completely dedicated to seeing it done. Also doing a lot of sewing projects lately, mostly hand sewing.

Man, I bet I know people who have thrown things at this dude.

[delta9]

okcupid actually worked for me. :/ lol i'm ashamed to say.

[nerysinci]

okcupid actually worked for me. :/ lol i'm ashamed to say.

TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

How am I supposed to marry you and have flappy-headed babies.

[delta9]

definite strategy involved though... males need to get their profiles into the red "Rarely replies" range to get attention which means you can't waste your replies with uglies even if you want to be nice.

[Ron_NYC]

definite strategy involved though... males need to get their profiles into the red "Rarely replies" range to get attention which means you can't waste your replies with uglies even if you want to be nice.

I'm listening.

[nerysinci]

definite strategy involved though... males need to get their profiles into the red "Rarely replies" range to get attention which means you can't waste your replies with uglies even if you want to be nice.

I actually don't bother with those guys because I figure they won't write me back.

[delta9]

TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

How am I supposed to marry you and have flappy-headed babies.

lol ya past 2 months.

[nerysinci]

I'm listening.

Ron, what's my reply rate? I don't know how to see my own

[nerysinci]

lol ya past 2 months.

Well I hate her. Hope it all works out and all that jazz.

[delta9]

I'm listening.

it took me a couple months to get the hang of it but msgs started piling up.

[delta9]

Well I hate her. Hope it all works out and all that jazz.

lol thanks. high hopes!