LOL. I also cannot stand maple syrup. For years I thought I hated pancakes and french toast... cause mom always dumped a glob of that nasty stuff on my breakfast before giving me my plate. Vile. I quit even trying pancakes etc. cause I hated them. Imagine my surprise when I met a Belgian waffle with strawberries and cream. I tried it only to be polite and WOW! Oh, and Catsup, Mustard, Mayo, et al? Hate them all. Give me a nice burger with some cheese and pickles, and maybe a bit of bacon and I'm happy. Put slop on it?