American Horror Story

[bowieluva]

I mean there can't be too many acting pinheads.

[g r ee n ey e s]

She did look older.

[morbidT]

Also I died laughing when Adam Levine licked his hand and stuck it between that girl's legs before the sex scene. Holy realism, batman. You don't see that on cable every day. Even HBO is like 'that's the gross part we don't talk about.'

That was one of the scenes I laughed at, but didn't want to spoil it for anyone else who hadn't watched it yet. It was a 'wut? he must watch a lot of porn' laugh.

[g r ee n ey e s]

Oh you know he does.

[morbidT]

Oh you know he does.

Probably.

[bowieluva]

That was one of the scenes I laughed at, but didn't want to spoil it for anyone else who hadn't watched it yet. It was a 'wut? he must watch a lot of porn' laugh.

Or just like, had sex with women haha that's a pretty standard procedure but it's not the sexiest part of getting down.

[bowieluva]

That was one of the scenes I laughed at, but didn't want to spoil it for anyone else who hadn't watched it yet. It was a 'wut? he must watch a lot of porn' laugh.

Or just like, had sex with women haha that's a pretty standard procedure but it's not the sexiest part of getting down.

[morbidT]

Or just like, had sex with women haha that's a pretty standard procedure but it's not the sexiest part of getting down.

The only time I've ever known of this happening is when things are "a little dry." I admit, I've seen a lot of porn and the licking fingers is used a lot on the women because it is obvious they aren't lubricated. Just like the scenes with the straight girls acting all lesbionic and spitting on the cooch.

[bowieluva]

The only time I've ever known of this happening is when things are "a little dry." I admit, I've seen a lot of porn and the licking fingers is used a lot on the women because it is obvious they aren't lubricated. Just like the scenes with the straight girls acting all lesbionic and spitting on the cooch.

Well, yeah, if two people are just going to get right to it, that's usually the strategy. It's also pretty common in gay male sex for lubricant.

[morbidT]

Well, yeah, if two people are just going to get right to it, that's usually the strategy. It's also pretty common in gay male sex for lubricant.

Well that makes more sense. I've never experienced it that way. I agree with the gay male thing, but Adam Levine wasn't playing that role for the scene I was talking about.

[bowieluva]

Well that makes more sense. I've never experienced it that way. I agree with the gay male thing, but Adam Levine wasn't playing that role for the scene I was talking about.

Well, Ryan Murphy is gay, so I suspect he wrote that scene kinda....

I did have an issue with what abandoned hospital would still have a bed in it with fully-functional restraints.The leather would have rotted away.

[PCP777]

Or just like, had sex with women haha that's a pretty standard procedure but it's not the sexiest part of getting down.

Ha, yeah that part was awesome, and realistic. That chick was hot too.

Well, Ryan Murphy is gay, so I suspect he wrote that scene kinda....

I did have an issue with what abandoned hospital would still have a bed in it with fully-functional restraints.The leather would have rotted away.

Suspension of disbelief, I find myself picking away at shows myself.

[morbidT]

Well, Ryan Murphy is gay, so I suspect he wrote that scene kinda....

I did have an issue with what abandoned hospital would still have a bed in it with fully-functional restraints.The leather would have rotted away.

Makes more sense True story with the restraints. The writers don't think viewers will catch on, I guess?

[bowieluva]

Makes more sense True story with the restraints. The writers don't think viewers will catch on, I guess?

That and the whole exposition about '49,000 billion dead TB patients' annoyed me, because they took me out of the scenes. It just didn't seem real.

I mean, if you said 'over five years, 2,000 people died from TB here', I would believe it, but that ginormous number was jarringly ridiculous.

[morbidT]

That and the whole exposition about '49,000 billion dead TB patients' annoyed me, because they took me out of the scenes. It just didn't seem real.

I mean, if you said 'over five years, 2,000 people died from TB here', I would believe it, but that ginormous number was jarringly ridiculous.

Oh I get ya. As long as they don't do anything regarding organ donation/transplantation, I handle it. I can't stand it when tv shows/movies exaggerate or completely fuck up the process. I can see the "black market" organ donation scene, too. I'm gonna flip a fucking lid letter stalk FX.

[animosity]

haven't seen this seasons premiere yet... but i want to. i guess what i'm trying to say is: marking.

[g r ee n ey e s]

Last night was kind of a snooze but I am thinking it had to be all build up for the Halloween episode next week.

[bowieluva]

HAHAH what? I loved last nights episode. I thought it was way tighter and better written than the pilot and developed a lot of the characters.

[g r ee n ey e s]

I just felt kind of blah about it. Except now we know who Bloody Face is.

[bowieluva]

I just felt kind of blah about it. Except now we know who Bloody Face is.

No, we don't. That was the biggest red herring false lead in the history of TV. Those cards that whore found were postcards of Bettie Paige and other pretty well known bondage scenes.

[g r ee n ey e s]

I still think that he could plausibly be Bloody Face, not because of the pics but mainly because we know he takes people from the asylum and they are never found again. So either he is harvesting a weird human creature thingy or he is taking pieces of the missing crazies as a mask.

[bowieluva]

Well,I have the advantage of knowing some spoilers, but I do not think there is the slightest chance on earth it is him. Just going on the record stating that. My guess is that it will either be someone 'innocuous' (like Mr. Quinto) or a total throwback (a woman?) or even someone we haven't met yet who will have a 'Jason' like background. (PERHAPS A LOVE CHILD OF JESSICA LANGE'S????)

[McMama]

I just felt kind of blah about it. Except now we know who Bloody Face is.

I don't think it's him. That would be way too easy. I died a little when he said "mossy bank". That totally ruined the image I had of him from Babe .

I loved last night's episode! I really like Evan Peters' character again this season.

[animosity]

Also I died laughing when Adam Levine licked his hand and stuck it between that girl's legs before the sex scene. Holy realism, batman. You don't see that on cable every day. Even HBO is like 'that's the gross part we don't talk about.'

also - when the doc said 'show me your mossy bank and was holding his dick over his shorts to one side. classic creep.

No, we don't. That was the biggest red herring false lead in the history of TV. Those cards that whore found were postcards of Bettie Paige and other pretty well known bondage scenes.

i thought i also saw photos of chopped upedness, but i was watching on a computer screen... i'm digging the new season, but it's hard to shake my love for the characters of last season...

[bowieluva]

also - when the doc said 'show me your mossy bank and was holding his dick over his shorts to one side. classic creep.



i thought i also saw photos of chopped upedness, but i was watching on a computer screen... i'm digging the new season, but it's hard to shake my love for the characters of last season...

I was so glad for an exorcism and not aliens.

But also those pictures....I realized what they were:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Glatman

Harvey Glatman, a serial killer. That's why I think it's a red herring. Different style entirely. I would guess that, given all the background we have on how much of these people's lives are tainted by lies and deceit, there's a basement baby for Jessica Lange's character. We already have the clue that Zachary Quinto's character was adopted (the devil child saying 'they gave you away because they didn't want you') and her torrid past life.