PROBLEM Neighbors that you can't stand!

[DevilzAdvocate]

From day one, the neighbor across the street hated me and my kids and would yell at us if anyone (even people we didn't know) parked in front of her house. I had bought a bunch of boxes of Sour Patch Kids Cereal (It's as bad as it sounds) and we didn't like it but the squirrels did. So, I'd sit out in the front yard, wearing a ratty Andy Kaufmann t-shirt and boxer shorts, and hand feed a half dozen squirrels the cereal. It was like crack to them; the furry little bastards would go nuts for the stuff and I had a ton of it because it was on sale for 99 cents a box and I bought the store out - I'm impulsive and love cereal. The neighbor would watch me from her window and I'd always make sure the "Sour Patch Kids Cereal" box was in clear view hoping she'd wonder what the hell was going on...

Maybe she's here and will post up about the weirdo who played with the squirrels.

[Boston Babe 73]

From day one, the neighbor across the street hated me and my kids and would yell at us if anyone (even people we didn't know) parked in front of her house. I had bought a bunch of boxes of Sour Patch Kids Cereal (It's as bad as it sounds) and we didn't like it but the squirrels did. So, I'd sit out in the front yard, wearing a ratty Andy Kaufmann t-shirt and boxer shorts, and hand feed a half dozen squirrels the cereal. It was like crack to them; the furry little bastards would go nuts for the stuff and I had a ton of it because it was on sale for 99 cents a box and I bought the store out - I'm impulsive and love cereal. The neighbor would watch me from her window and I'd always make sure the "Sour Patch Kids Cereal" box was in clear view hoping she'd wonder what the hell was going on...

Maybe she's here and will post up about the weirdo who played with the squirrels.

Dude. I FEEL YOU on ALL of this post. I'm sorry that I misjudged you in other threads. Because this is EPIC and so awesome

FUCK. HER. THEM. WHOEVER.

If you don't keep this shit up, I'll disown you.

[DevilzAdvocate]

I'm sorry that I misjudged you in other threads. :

No problem. I'm a difficult book to read; sometimes I even get lost between the pages.

[Nic B]

Someone for the love of god stop the spammer.

[raisedbywolves]

Someone for the love of god stop the spammer.

Done

[Nic B]

Done

lol thank you!

[KimTisha]

There was a spammer? I miss all the action.

[Nic B]

There was a spammer? I miss all the action.

OMG they made like 20 posts of basically nothing.

[puzzld]

There was a spammer? I miss all the action.

This is at least the 3rd (or maybe the same one 3 times?) in the last day. I swatted two of them yesterday, one in the actual act of posting, so that was fun. But damn. If they knew how slow things have been here, they'd save their e-ink for a busier place.