Cake Wrecks

[winters_footsteps]

I have been a fan of Cake Wrecks for a long time.  You guys might have seen the website before and I am sharing old news, but what the Hell.  I thought you guys might enjoy some of the mistakes that come from bakeries...

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

Let's start with the cake that started it all from a Wal-Mart bakery.

The customer called the bakery and said, "We want it to say 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that, 'We will miss you.'"

This is what they picked up from the bakery hours later.............



:lol: :lol: :lol:


Congrats on your weeding.


Should have gone with a different color for that hose...




Why the sarcastic quotation marks?  Poor Anber.

What the Bride wanted:



What was delivered on the wedding day:



They requested a black high heel:

[Hayalet]

[quote author=winters_footsteps link=topic=20868.msg1327958#msg1327958 date=1247102033]
They requested a black high heel:


[/quote]

:lol:

[holly]

[quote author=winters_footsteps link=topic=20868.msg1327958#msg1327958 date=1247102033]
What was delivered on the wedding day:


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What the crap?  Who on earth would let that out of the shop?

[Seraphim]

I forgot about this  webpage.. :lol:

[winters_footsteps]

Oh. My. God.  :2shocked:



Write Welcome On It!

[Seraphim]

My husband wants me to get that "Nobody loves you" cake for his birthday... He's weird though. :lol:

[Seraphim]

"Sorry About Your Herpes"

[winters_footsteps]

[quote author=Seraphim link=topic=20868.msg1327982#msg1327982 date=1247102949]
My husband wants me to get that "Nobody loves you" cake for his birthday... He's weird though. :lol:
[/quote]

I am weird, too!  I would laugh my ass off if someone brought me a cake like that.

What they wanted:



Cake delivered:



That is not a happy Bride. 

What they wanted:



Cake:

[the color nine]

[quote author=winters_footsteps link=topic=20868.msg1327998#msg1327998 date=1247103625]


Cake:






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Looks like a goatsee cake.  :lol:

[winters_footsteps]

God willing, someday I will have a baby.  I do want to state in advance that I would NOT appreciate a cake like this:

[holly]

Haha, I already   this thread!

The space shuttle cake is nicely-done at least.  :|

[winters_footsteps]

[quote author=holly link=topic=20868.msg1328007#msg1328007 date=1247104053]
Haha, I already  this thread!

The space shuttle cake is nicely-done at least.  :|
[/quote]

Except the largest booster resembles an erect penis.  :lol: 

What they wanted:



The Cake?

[holly]

[quote author=winters_footsteps link=topic=20868.msg1328011#msg1328011 date=1247104248]
Except the largest booster resembles an erect penis.  :lol: 
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Yes, but the craftsmanship is better than all these others  :-D

[Hotsauce McGilacuty]

goddamnit. I stopped visiting that site cause it made me want cake all the time. Now i'm sending my husband to buy me cake, and it's most likely going to be a major let down cause I have high expectations and I know hes going to get something gross.

[Hotsauce McGilacuty]

[quote author=winters_footsteps link=topic=20868.msg1328006#msg1328006 date=1247104018]
God willing, someday I will have a baby.  I do want to state in advance that I would NOT appreciate a cake like this:


[/quote]

why the hell are it's lips green?

[holly]

[quote author=Hotsauce McGilacuty link=topic=20868.msg1328018#msg1328018 date=1247104613]
why the hell are it's lips green?
[/quote]

I think it has a pacifier in its mouth.

[Hotsauce McGilacuty]

I WANNA EAT IT!!!  :2angry:

[winters_footsteps]

[quote author=holly link=topic=20868.msg1328013#msg1328013 date=1247104366]
Yes, but the craftsmanship is better than all these others  :-D
[/quote]

Definitely!!  There are some beautiful cakes on the website, too.  Here are my favorite "good" cakes:









I LOVE these goth inspired cakes!!!

[strmmrgrrl]

Double-Fail



Not only is "prosper" spelled incorrectly, it's a Star Trek quote . . . . on a Star Wars cake.  :lol:

[holly]

[quote author=strmmrgrrl link=topic=20868.msg1328042#msg1328042 date=1247105958]
Double-Fail


Not only is "prosper" spelled incorrectly, it's a Star Trek quote . . . . on a Star Wars cake.  :lol:
[/quote]

Haha, it's an all around fail.  It has Yoda and people with light sabers, but also the triangle thing that's on the Star Trek shirts in red, under "Propers" (no idea what it's called).

[strmmrgrrl]

Me and hubby are at this:



ETA:
A cake for Sschlange!  :2smiley:

[trailerparktrash]

[quote author=winters_footsteps link=topic=20868.msg1327998#msg1327998 date=1247103625]



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Ugh, this cake makes me want to get married.

[White trash bitchy blonde]

I love this thread......post more! 

[winters_footsteps]

[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=20868.msg1339468#msg1339468 date=1248109095]
I love this thread......post more! 
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Here are a few more just for you!!  You should really check out the website, because you will be laughing your ass off for hours.  :2grin:  These are cakes that showcase people who unfortunate initials.  If you know that your initials are going to make people laugh, why use them in the design of a celebration cake?  :lol:

[Bama Star]

Zombie Hello Kitty

I  this one!