You're hot, nery. WTF were you thinking joining the military?
You're hot, nery. WTF were you thinking joining the military?
I dun no. Me supose 2 sit here luk prity?Originally Posted by McMama
This guy looks like what the Biebs might look like in 10 years, to me.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/james33322
That guy is a stalker. The first one. Who knew your instagram. I would probably hit it with that Bieber although he looks rather dead inside.
I need someone's log in shit, this is all private.
Ya Nery, that guy was creepy...running your pics like that. I mean...wtf?
And I agree about Bieber..he could totally look like that in 10 years.
Ron, post your female account messages!!!
Welp, I specifically came back to NY because Jamie had texted me wanting to hang out, and I had a couple days to spare. Last night we didn't, because he was supposed to be at that hip hop thing until like 1 or 2, and I fell asleep right after texting him that I was home. Today he texted me at like 3:30 pm, we made plans, and now he's sick and "doesn't want to get [me] sick." Why the fuck would you text someone to hang out, know that they're coming back from out of town to see you, and then pull out. If he's sick, whatever but I'm done. I had to text him just now asking if we were still on for him to tell me that. I'm already fucking ready to go out. I've been looking forward to seeing him since yesterday afternoon.
Ron is like
Wait, this shit happens to women too? What the fuck?
Time to go out by myself. JUST KIDDING, I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHERE TO GO.
Where are you? Are you in the city? I have friends. I have friends who will go out with you.Time to go out by myself. JUST KIDDING, I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHERE TO GO.
HE IS THE GODDAMN ONE THAT RANDOMLY CONTACTED ME!? I hate the world. There are other people I could hit up right now, but I don't think I feel like it. All prettified and for what. There's some friend-types I could hit up, I guess.Wait, this shit happens to women too? What the fuck?
Well I'm at my apt in Queens, so not 'the city', where I assume your friends live, but that could be cool. TELL THEM YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS PATHETIC BUT ALSO TOTES COOL. [Don't tell them that.]
I mean, the ONLY reason I even know he's bailing on me is because I texted him. He contacted ME today! I don't bug this dude.
What time was he supposed to meet with you? Maybe he was sleeping or something.
He was supposed to text me again around 7:30-8 to pick a place to meet. When I texted to see what was up (around 8:30) he said he was in bed and feeling sick, that he'd been feeling weird all afternoon. MUTHAFUCKA COULD HAVE LET ME KNOW.
A little bit.Ron is like
I bet this guy's alone tonight. because he's a huge asshole.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/overH...rofile_similar
I should start clicking on all of these. Then these guys will write to my fake profile and lulz begin.
This local bar thing sounds fascinating. I've never had one.
Too bad this guy is balding. This is like the only entertaining profile I've read.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/criedtodream/photos
But it's perfect! He hates mayo!
I like this guy's name.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/3eggo...rofile_similar
ALso like all the hipster guys are blocked so you have to be a member, but I bet theirs are the most offensive.
OH MY GOD! I clicked his profile, and literally......1.2 seconds later he was on "mine."
Oh, and we're a 10% match. Hahaha.
This chick profile is a right-winger. Stop making me waste the time of hippies.
God damn it. I need to clear this inbox. She's got 480 messages!
hahaha aw he's lonely.
Also i love when guys on there say like 'here is this quote from this movie, don't contact me unless you can identify it'. A) what a stupid way to filter people. B) Are they unaware of google?
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