For RON: Brazilian motorist drives four miles with dead cyclist stuck in his windshield

[*crickets*]

PUBLISHED: 08:14 EST, 15 January 2014

A Brazilian drink driver drove five miles with a dying cyclist he had knocked over trapped inside his broken windscreen.

Motorists mistook the victim for a doll but called police after stopping the car and discovering the body protruding from the smashed glass and draped over the top of the vehicle was human.

Stunned onlookers gathered round to take photos while they waited for an ambulance to arrive.

Jose Adil Simioni, 58, was led staggering from his Fiat Strada in handcuffs as Marco Aurelio Dlovski, on his way back from work when he was hit on a bend, was pronounced dead at the scene. Paramedics covered the 31-year-old's body with a white blanket before freeing his body from the smashed windscreen and taking it away on a stretcher.

Viriginia Cordeiro, who helped stop the car, said: "People thought at first it was a doll on top of the car."

One of the police officers called to the scene said: 'The driver was quite clearly drunk and had trouble walking. "We had to bundle him into the back of our patrol car quickly to save him being attacked by onlookers."

The driver is facing drunk driving and manslaughter charges.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz2qV80Kd3C

[Nic B]

I could've sworn something very similar to this happened before...

[nestlequikie]

I could've sworn something very similar to this happened before...

More than once before that I know of. There was a recent hearing result in an older thread like this recently - you may be thinking of that.

[Nic B]

More than once before that I know of. There was a recent hearing result in an older thread like this recently - you may be thinking of that.

Ah, gotta be it! Thanks :)

[g r ee n ey e s]

.. Why is this for Ron??

[*crickets*]

B/c Ron has had a similar experience (except the guy wasn't dead and Ron wasn't drunk) so it made me think of him.

[animosity]

dear crickets,

can i read this thread since it's for ron?

anxiously awaiting your reply,

animosity

p.s. i feel free to reply via rep as i don't want to be a sneaky snake and read the thread until i know your answer!

[Ron_NYC]

Haha I didn't kill him and I was dead sober when it happened.

[Ron_NYC]

Also, I only saw this cause I went to the home page and saw my name. WTF MDS?

[kevansvault]

This happened here in the Dallas area many years ago. Lady drove and parked her car in her garage with the guy dying and stuck to her car. He was there for like 2 days, she didn't do anything the entire time. He was still alive when she parked, but he died. Some humans are living proof that nature makes grave mistakes.

[strmmrgrrl]

This happened here in the Dallas area many years ago. Lady drove and parked her car in her garage with the guy dying and stuck to her car. He was there for like 2 days, she didn't do anything the entire time. He was still alive when she parked, but he died. Some humans are living proof that nature makes grave mistakes.

That was the nurse high on crack, right? Kept going in to the garage to check on him, ignored his begging for help and just kept telling him "I'm sorry". Fucking people.

[SuchAClassicGirl]

Yup that's the one I'm thinking of. Went home and parked in the garage.

[Boston Babe 73]

Haha I didn't kill him and I was dead sober when it happened.

What the fuck?! Are you saying you drove around with a dude in your windshield?

And am I the only one completely disturbed by the photo of the leagues of people with their cameras whipped out taking photos of the guy?!

[Boston Babe 73]

???????!!!!!!!!

[g r ee n ey e s]

Did y'all need video?? Cause I can do that..

[animosity]

strategically placed stop sign...

[g r ee n ey e s]

Also, I know nothing of this story therefore, pics or it didn't happen.

[*crickets*]

Also, I know nothing of this story therefore, pics or it didn't happen.

You mean Ron's story? Have you really not heard it?

[*crickets*]

And am I the only one completely disturbed by the photo of the leagues of people with their cameras whipped out taking photos of the guy?!

Seriously! And wth is the guy in the baseball cap doing??

[g r ee n ey e s]

You mean Ron's story? Have you really not heard it?

I mean, I haven't been around much lately..

But, no. AND I USUALLY KNOW EVERYTHING.

[*crickets*]

Haha I didn't kill him and I was dead sober when it happened.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

B/c Ron has had a similar experience (except the guy wasn't dead and Ron wasn't drunk) so it made me think of him.

[animosity]

I mean, I haven't been around much lately..

But, no. AND I USUALLY KNOW EVERYTHING.

there's a reason ron doesn't drive and the reason is because he does this on purpose to pedestrians.

[g r ee n ey e s]

there's a reason ron doesn't drive and the reason is because he does this on purpose to pedestrians.

See, now that sounds familiar..

[Boston Babe 73]

there's a reason ron doesn't drive and the reason is because he does this on purpose to pedestrians.

We're talking about the same dude that thinks jaywalking is A-Okay....right?

[animosity]

he let the guy punch him afterwards and the universe went back into balance.