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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    Oh fun. Stolen and posted on fb.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Waking up and not feeling like murderballing everyone.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    My psychiatrist canceling our appointment! Just one less thing I have to do on the day I teach from 12-9:30p.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeebee View Post
    Wow.

    But I'm going to try that next time a guy asks me out that I don't really want to go out with.
    please post the transcript here when you do.

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    I got a copy of my hours worked last week. It said 34.5. I was all confused because I know I worked 11 hours on Monday. Well I told my boss thinking she'd be like "oh well that's how it goes" and she just went and added 11 hours so now it's right and says I worked 45.5.

    money.

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    yay money!!!

    Love this pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyyyMan View Post
    I got a copy of my hours worked last week. It said 34.5. I was all confused because I know I worked 11 hours on Monday. Well I told my boss thinking she'd be like "oh well that's how it goes" and she just went and added 11 hours so now it's right and says I worked 45.5.

    money.
    Oh well that's how it goes, my ass.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Oh well that's how it goes, my ass.
    I have heard her say that she took away someone's hours before AND on the schedule for last week there was a note that said if you worked unauthorized overtime they wouldn't pay you for it. So I was unsure if my overtime was unauthorized and they just took a day away from me or what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyyyMan View Post
    I have heard her say that she took away someone's hours before AND on the schedule for last week there was a note that said if you worked unauthorized overtime they wouldn't pay you for it. So I was unsure if my overtime was unauthorized and they just took a day away from me or what.
    Are they scheduled for that time? Or do they just randomly work extra hours?
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Are they scheduled for that time? Or do they just randomly work extra hours?
    A lot of time people are just scheduled 40 hours but might stay 30 minutes if it's busy or if the cage is closed and they can't bring back their banks.

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    Last minute decision to visit the zoo today with my niece and SIL, it rained as soon as we got there but then the sun was out and it was an amazing day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyyyMan View Post
    A lot of time people are just scheduled 40 hours but might stay 30 minutes if it's busy or if the cage is closed and they can't bring back their banks.
    I can see why that would be frowned on.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Yep. But the bank thing isn't our faults. We can't count our till out until someone else has one. Cara almost always asks me to stay late so I mean all my overtime is authorized. I guess the note was specifically for this one girl who will stay when it's slow just because she wants more time.

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    Im going to see my fantasy wife tonight:


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    DTTMMH... This time of year, because:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creature Feature View Post
    Im going to see my fantasy wife tonight:
    Update: Aww...she is friendly



    Last edited by Creature Feature; 09-30-2011 at 02:54 AM.

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    Who's fantasy wife? She's beautiful!

    DTTMMH: It's Friday and though I'm at work the boss is out and so is my co-worker, so I have the office to myself. Which is absolutely excellent because I am delirious from lack of sleep and really feel like catching up on some quality internet browsing today.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creature Feature View Post
    Update: Aww...she is friendly

    awwww...she's cute! take THAT sexually frustrated thread! HIIIIIYYYYAAA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aphaziak View Post
    Who's fantasy wife? She's beautiful!
    Some Irish singer lass, and yes she is . too bad iphone flash gave me the wonky eyes thing.

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    Within 20 minutes last night, I found out that both my little sister and her husband as well as my cousin and his new wife of two weeks are having a baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    Within 20 minutes last night, I found out that both my little sister and her husband as well as my cousin and his new wife of two weeks are having a baby.
    Congrats, Uncle Cap!
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    Within 20 minutes last night, I found out that both my little sister and her husband as well as my cousin and his new wife of two weeks are having a baby.
    Does that mean you're next?... Careful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    Within 20 minutes last night, I found out that both my little sister and her husband as well as my cousin and his new wife of two weeks are having a baby.
    this is fantastic news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    this is fantastic news.
    It was a little odd. My sister called late in the evening and I was thinking that it's odd because she never calls me.

    Then no more than twenty minutes later, my cousin texts me. He never texts me either.

    Must be something in the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    It was a little odd. My sister called late in the evening and I was thinking that it's odd because she never calls me.

    Then no more than twenty minutes later, my cousin texts me. He never texts me either.

    Must be something in the water.
    seriously, it must be. i might be in your neck of the woods for a show in november. i'll be sure to bring bottled water.

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