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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice11 View Post
    Let me say, if I did the clothes in the Barbie box, you would see a world class fit and meltdown. It would be so bad it would be epic. But, I could never do it.

    Plus, I don't want to have to sleep with one eye open for the rest of my life!
    Party pooper.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice11 View Post
    Ron Jr.

    I do tease with my kids...a lot. The daughter who is having the Birthday hates it. She'll say, "mom, I told you, I don't like jokes."

    For example, today she came up to me while I was watching the Jodi Arias trial. She said, "what are you watching? Oh, Jodi." The way she said that I could tell she didn't like Jodi very much. So I said, "do you like her?" She said, "no, she kills people." I said, "she only killed one guy. I'm thinking of getting her as a babysitter. She's really cheap. Only 2 cents per hour." My daughter just stared at me. "I said, is that okay, can Jodi babysit you?" She said, "sure, if you want her to kill us." Then I told her I was just kidding. She didn't laugh. Yeah, I can be a bit twisted at times.
    Don't let her see the big box, but tell her you haven't finished wrapping yet.
    (Mom of 3, Grandma of 1)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim View Post
    Accidentally found some mds pics on this page while looking for a Jodi recap: http://thepotpapers.com/
    There are some excellent recaps at websleuths from actual courtroom observers.
    http://www.websleuths.com/forums/sho...=201142&page=3
    Actually, I'm hiding out here from the Arias thread. Someone was copy/pasting all the observer's posts from today. I got upset because that observer's signature states she doesn't want her stuff posted anywhere else.

    So, now the MDS poster says I have a bug up my ass.

    Ehhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oh right View Post
    Don't let her see the big box, but tell her you haven't finished wrapping yet.
    (Mom of 3, Grandma of 1)
    That's kind of the way I am leaning. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by oh right View Post
    Don't let her see the big box, but tell her you haven't finished wrapping yet.
    (Mom of 3, Grandma of 1)
    Well played, noob.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Well played, noob.

    +1
    "You are entitled to your own opinions, but you are not entitled to your own facts." D. Moynihan
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    Ooohhh, I just had a fun thought. I think I'll wrap a clue in a small box that will lead her to another clue, until eventually it leads her to the Barbie house!
    "You are entitled to your own opinions, but you are not entitled to your own facts." D. Moynihan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice11 View Post
    Ooohhh, I just had a fun thought. I think I'll wrap a clue in a small box that will lead her to another clue, until eventually it leads her to the Barbie house!

    That's a great idea.

    And I applaud your approach to child rearing. Why have them if you don't get to mess with their little minds?
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Birthdays are so fun when the kids are young enough that they just want toys.

    Half the fun is the mind games you play with them about the presents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Birthdays are so fun when the kids are young enough that they just want toys.

    Half the fun is the mind games you play with them about the presents.
    Very true. It's as much fun for you ahead of time as it is for them when they open them.

    I used to love shopping for the boys. Toys are so much different than they were for me. I had choices: Barbie, Baby Tender Love, or Chrissy. My granddaughter has the world. Funny though, she likes the classics. She is the reigning Shoots and Ladders Champ but I rule at Kerplunk.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice11 View Post
    Ooohhh, I just had a fun thought. I think I'll wrap a clue in a small box that will lead her to another clue, until eventually it leads her to the Barbie house!

    This is a great idea!

    Of course, you are required to let us know how things proceed.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    making them wonder is fine to me, but that bullshit that those parents did to the kid with the xbox box filled with clothes is horrible. it was only for their entertainment.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    We try to trick the kids every year at Christmas.Their "big'' gift from us is usually a family vacation,so we try hard to wrap some kinda clue under the tree.
    This year we wrapped the boxes that their vaccinations came in. Our son opened it and looked confused and then said "yay I wont get herpies!"
    It was awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    That's a great idea.

    And I applaud your approach to child rearing. Why have them if you don't get to mess with their little minds?
    Good to know I'm amoung such like mined people! :)

    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Birthdays are so fun when the kids are young enough that they just want toys.

    Half the fun is the mind games you play with them about the presents.
    This is soooo true! But, it's all in good fun. Not mean at all, like the x box video. :(

    Quote Originally Posted by missbad View Post
    We try to trick the kids every year at Christmas.Their "big'' gift from us is usually a family vacation,so we try hard to wrap some kinda clue under the tree.
    This year we wrapped the boxes that their vaccinations came in. Our son opened it and looked confused and then said "yay I wont get herpies!"

    It was awesome!
    "You are entitled to your own opinions, but you are not entitled to your own facts." D. Moynihan
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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    This is a great idea!

    Of course, you are required to let us know how things proceed.
    Yay! I think this is what I will do!

    There is a small chance that she has seen the big box. She says she hasn't seen any hidden presents. I'll know if that is true the moment she sees her present pile. Bwahahaha!
    "You are entitled to your own opinions, but you are not entitled to your own facts." D. Moynihan
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    just had a prospect call and accidently told me she loved me when she hung up, like how i would always add it in at the end my my convo with my husband, mom or bff. i know she didn't mean it, but it made me smile and laugh.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    That's cute. I sent an email earlier this week (while sleep deprived) after a customer placed an order that said "I'll let you know when we shit your system out, thanks!". MORTIFIED. Obvi I meant shiP, but I must type shit a lot cuz that's where my finger went and spell check didn't catch it cuz shits a word. Thankfully he found it absolutely hilarious, and called me cracking up and we both had a good laugh. I promised him that we will take better care of his product that to do that to it.

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    I have done the I love you thing. Have also had it done to me.

    I have typed shit instead of shift in claim file notes. Past tense as well.

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    Also once signed an email "Retards," instead of "Regards" I think that happens quite a bit, that damn "r" and "t" are awfully close on the keyboard. Or maybe not and I'm just a regard.

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    That's one mistake I hope I haven't and don't make lol

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    I've told the doctor's office that I love them. I think they love me too
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    I've told the doctor's office that I love them. I think they love me too
    They make a fortune off of you. Of course they do. You also have the best marshmallowy name.
    Yes I want to believe this is your legal name. Let me have it.

    I will also always believe berm was a nun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    just had a prospect call and accidently told me she loved me when she hung up, like how i would always add it in at the end my my convo with my husband, mom or bff. i know she didn't mean it, but it made me smile and laugh.
    i end most of my conversations with 'i love' you'. teachers, classmates, administration staff... the all get i love you randomly after they assist me. i find it hilarious, the looks they give me for that.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    ron - try mountain dew - i hear those meth addicts in the smokie mountains swear by it to give them an extra little jolt - just hope you don't mind losing a few teeth

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i end most of my conversations with 'i love' you'. teachers, classmates, administration staff... the all get i love you randomly after they assist me. i find it hilarious, the looks they give me for that.
    She speaks the truth. After welcoming her to this site I got a much unexpected but thoroughly appreciated ILY in my box.
    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Go fuck yourself.

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