You know. I've had to get used to the fact that Ireland doesn't have services like this widely available and get used to not having the same conveniences as I was used to having in the States. Not just the States, but Los Angeles where you could literally order Fresh Sushi at 2am and have it delivered to your doorstep in less than an hour.
However, it's a blessing in disguise when it comes to stories like this.
Except for laundry in Ireland. That right there can SUCK MY LEFT SACK. Fuck it. Suck them both.