Dttam: My face. (Go ahead, take the shot. I left you wide open.) It hurts.
This commercial cracks me up.
I also love this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxAo8_JySkM
My brother messed up my toilet more, the fill valve wasn't the problem, and he destroyed the one that was there originally, leaving me with one that isn't meant for my toilet(which caused the flooding). And my floater is broken.
All of which can't be fixed until tomorrow afternoon.
I only have one bathroom.....now I have no toilet.
And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.
I cannot string my thoughts together today. I just went into like 4 threads with something to contribute, but couldnt type out anything that would make sense to anyone but me.
I have my stupid surgery tomorrow. Ive never looked forward to a dental surgery before. Ill just be glad when this pain is over and I can eat again. I miss food. Ive eaten nothing but pudding for the past 2&1/2 weeks. I go to the fridge and just stare at things and drool.
so my partner and my bf were in the same testing group for the police physical. He knows my bf got dq'd, over bullshit and has to re-test in the future (for breaking form on the pushups), and he continued on in the process. He knows that it is a sore subject and that I am upset by it. He didn't even want to be a cop, he literally just started the process because my bf was talking about it and he liked the retirement benefits so he put in an app. Partner had an interview today and won't STFU about how he did so good on the test and the interview and how he's going to get the job and how awesome it'll be. He also stated how the physical "weeded out the weak".
So basically my boyfriend was 'too weak' according to him and he is now ruthlessly bragging about how he's going to get the job. My boyfriends dream job that he has been trying to get for years. I has a jealous. I want to punch him right in the face for bragging when he knows I am upset. I also want to punch him because this isn't what he really wants to do, career wise (he wants to be a fire-medic) and he's potentially stealing a spot from someone who really should have it.
I know, I'm being petty.
geez... i don't know what to say so i'll just say the most feminine thing i can think of: he should really be more sensitive towards your feelings. i mean it though. not only as a friend, but as your partner. you guys need to be able to get on well!
maybe he didn't know that he would be so interested in that path until he had the opportunity to try it out. it could simply be that thing he was made for.
sucks that it sounds like he's already indoctrinated into the 'us against them' mindset though. i mean, with the 'weeding out the weak' thing. it sounds like a catch phrase he picked up on and is using out of pride - i doubt he thought of the implications when he used it in front of you.
oh yeah ETA... dttam: i hate crunching bugs under my feet. it totally grosses me out. it's the beginning of bug season in the desert.
When he said that shit I had to restrain myself. My BF can do the test. He came home and did the pushups as required plus some to show me he could (not that he needed to prove it to me, I think he was just frustrated). He got distracted when the proctor started talking to him and literally arched his back upward for a second. It wasn't because he was weak. He broke the "plank" form the have to maintain. He's in great shape. He just broke focus, he knows that, he told me that. He's not weak. That's why I feel for him, because physically speaking, he should have easily passed. He just wasn't paying attention and it bit him in the ass.
This is why I can't stand this partner. He's very "all about him". He gives no fucks how anyone else feels, as long as he's happy. He cranks the AC in the winter, changes the radio station if you like a song and he doesn't, and just drives me crazy. He's only been my partner since January, but he bid to another shift next month. 10 more days then I am done with him. Til the next douchebag at least.
I honestly don't expect him to pass background. If they call anyone from our employer and ask how it was to work with him, no one will say nice shit. Everyone hates him.
I'm a firm believer in remembering the feet you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
You forget, he's trying to be a police officer. That's probably a bonus.
Dude, when I went to take the NYPD exam I was so fucking disgusted. It was a bunch of neanderthals and criminals. I don't know how many times I heard "I can't wait until I get to fuck people up" that day. And I imagine what was said was even worse (and 1,000x more racist) out of earshot. I bounced early and never looked back. Ugh.
I don't know how it is in your neck of the woods, but here it is horrible. And I realize I was in the fist phase, and a lot of those people didn't get further, but still.
But I'm not even kidding. Being nice and pleasant doesn't seem like something the police department is looking for. You need sternness, authority, and an ability to crack skulls.
yeah, i discovered a fabulous creature in my bathroom called a solifugae last summer. fuck that shit:
^^^absolutely not my hand.. hell naw!^^^
and then there is this thing called a wolf spider that actually carries hundreds of babies on it's back, one of which i found crawling across the tv stand in the fall:
^^^see that little fucker with all the fucking little bastard fucking spider fucks all over it? ugh!^^^
and one more super close up of that ass hole. hate. hate. hate.
Oh fuck. Why did I come in here?! Freeloading spiders. *dies*
yeah they're some kind of spider/scorpion looking thing. they also can run very fast, like 10 mph, will chase a person (but only to hang out in the persons shadow because they hate the sun). i think they also go by sun scorpion, sand scorpion, sun spider and camel spider.
^^^yes, the famous camel spider. (fake)^^^
a lot of people confuse them for a vinegaroon.
^^^if these shitheads bite you, apparently you'll taste vinegar for a week.^^^
fuck that noise. I will torch one with a lighter and hairspray if I see one again.
The boy flipped over something in the garage last night and flung a black widow at himself inadvertently. He then screamed and smashed it. It almost got in his face. BLAAAAAAAAHHHH EW NO.
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