some of it is hysterical and the rest makes me stabby.
the "saying no means eat me out first" tshirt. wow. just fucking wow.
Well, she's amazing because she appears to be a feminist who is pro-Israel and anti-anti-semite and anti racism who hates black people.
i hadn't gotten that far yet. fucking amazing.
#5) Do you want to ban blowjobs?
No! Rick Santorum does not wish to ban blowjobs. Personally I see it as useless (like anal sex), unless the sperm is somehow transferred from her mouth into her vagina (by using a tube or somehow swapping sperm down there) for procreative purposes.
This semesters classes are totally burning me out. I have never had classes like this that just make me avoid the work. It isn't like they are hard or I don't know what I'm doing. They are just a lengthy process and were fun when they started but then went downhill. I need these next two weeks to fly by or I'm going to go mental
after reading who his favorite bands are (nickle back, limp bizkit) i've finally come to the conclusion that this is, in fact, a joke.
my nuero lectured me on not having coffee daily, but only treating myself with it when i have a migraine and truly treating it like the drug that it is. fuck that.
star bucks employees always amaze me with their chipper kindness. i would never sleep if i worked in a coffee shop.
Tea is better, imo.
I hated working at the coffee shop. Too many coffee addict jerks, stay at home moms with too much plastic surgery and time on their hands, and smokers with no life who like to hang outside all day everyday just to talk to random people.
Also, where the fuck do they get money for a $5 coffee doing absolutely nothing every single day?? I will never understand that one.
I mean, I just never really knew what the animal testing process entailed. I had to stop, and I've only researched one type of test (eye irritation) out of four.
They're partially replacing a test with cow/chicken eyes that come from slaughterhouses. I've always wondered why this couldn't just be the norm. Kill a cow! Scientists can do research on its eyes, you guys can eat Sloppy Joes, I can wear its skin on my feet. Everybody wiiiins.
i have worn the same shoes a hundred times, walked to work and back in them nearly as many times. but for whatever reason today they decided to rub a hole in my big toe. ouch.
also, it creeps me out when people update my dead friend's fb. rip skanky jenny.
i gave my mom my passwords and asked her to make them public and submit me to MDS. she'll probably forget should that happen. but it creeps me out when i see "skanky jenny and so and so are now friends." really? today someone posted pics of her. i was surprised to see she kept her huge hoop earrings in through her labor. i thought ron would be impressed by this. but, i'm still a bit creeped out.
When one of my friends died, her husband kept logging in to her account and accepting friend requests. He hasn't done it for a while and it used to creep me out. It also used to make me wonder why suddenly all these people were sending friend requests after she'd died.
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