its been like days.....i know with like 80 million people on the fucker someone had to have died
its been like days.....i know with like 80 million people on the fucker someone had to have died
Yeah people, I'm worried about Mike.
I'd love to ruin your life.<br />
uh oh :shock:Originally Posted by Jezebel
HAHA! I hope he doesn't have to list himself. I wonder if he does have some kind of an obit stored away with "break glass in case of emergency" witten on it.
I remember one time he said he has like hundreds of e-mails with dead people that he hasn't gotten to posting. So it's not that no one has died... it's just Mike being lazy. How dare he have a life when others have lost theirs for our morbid thirst.
exactly, you cant rest when you start a dam website that people cant get enough ofOriginally Posted by MorbidCuriousity
As I have said before... he needs some serious funding so he can quit his job and go full time with this. Let's think of some logical sponsorship tie ins that can advertise on here.
FTD florists?
Attorneys (Have you considered making a will?)
Churches?
Sell douche multi-packs. People love the assorted colors and scents.......Its a gold mine I tell ya
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Suicide or grief counseling... with a free douche gift pack.
OR! Buy one Get one free Cremation deals. Goes right along with death. *Commercial*
Come on down to Krazy Carry's Crematorium where we burn em fast and you save cash!! Stop by for a free demonstration today!!!
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KLASSY! What does the free demo entail? SHould I bring the neighbors dog?
Usually its something like a hand or genitalia part, you know, everyday stuff.
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hmmm...I bet it smells...I thin Terisa has a wonderufl idea...Have you thought about it Mike?
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3 fresh :twisted:
heh? :shakehead :pokerface
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LMAO @ the douche ad idea. That's wonderful!!! I wish that he'd let some of us "seniors" do some posting. I'm sure he could probably come to trust some of us, and we'd be able to help out a lot, I'm sure.
Douches are selling like hot cakes
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Thank god you are home.
lol. JUSTIN! *tight hug*
Looks like Mikey heard our pleas. 3 new ones and all pretty interesting.
Yay! Go Mike!
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SKEET! So whats up everyone!?
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PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
*gets naked and does a cartwheel*
haha
We missed our baby Justin. That's whatup. I want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
SKEET!
again
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lol. I give up.
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