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    That wieners circle place seems awful. When I went to Texas, the people I was with wanted to go to a place like that but I stayed back at the hotel. I do not see any humor at people being cruel and vulgar toward each other.
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    The Bills have made the playoffs for the first time since I was 24 years old!!!! This may seem dumb to everyone else. but it was the longest post-season appearance drought in North American sports history (according to the guy on RedZone). They can lose next week and I'll still call it a great season!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    The Bills have made the playoffs for the first time since I was 24 years old!!!! This may seem dumb to everyone else. but it was the longest post-season appearance drought in North American sports history (according to the guy on RedZone). They can lose next week and I'll still call it a great season!

    I hear ya, man.

    Seeing the Georgia Redcoats in the Rose Parade a few minutes ago warmed the cockles of my heart. Georgia hasn't played in the Rose Bowl since WWII.

    GO YOU HAIRY DAWGS!

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    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    FUCK YEAH!

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    I will out think the fucking pants off of you and you would thank me for helping you out of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
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    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    The Bills have made the playoffs for the first time since I was 24 years old!!!! This may seem dumb to everyone else. but it was the longest post-season appearance drought in North American sports history (according to the guy on RedZone). They can lose next week and I'll still call it a great season!
    Oh yeah!? Well the Colts got the 3rd pick in the draft!

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    Good to see Steve Assanti eating a nutritious breakfast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post

    Good to see Steve Assanti eating a nutritious breakfast.
    is that him recently? I don't know how he is still alive. Why the fuck is he naked?!?

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    Yeah that was on last night, I think it was a new episode. I had left the room and when I walked in he was doing that and I actually thought he was gonna eat it considering he's all into pain killers, pulls all his hair out and doesn't even bother to pour out his piss bottles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    Yeah that was on last night, I think it was a new episode. I had left the room and when I walked in he was doing that and I actually thought he was gonna eat it considering he's all into pain killers, pulls all his hair out and doesn't even bother to pour out his piss bottles.
    I watched some of it. He is exact same as before.

    He has clothes that fit him. He's probably an exhibitionist I thought he had a wig on, but I guess he finally stopped pulling out his hair.

    ETA: we should make a thread for him. He's not going to be alive much longer, and people love to hate-watch him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    we should make a thread for him.
    YES!! Full frontal, no empathy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    YES!! Full frontal, no empathy.
    Eww god no. I think his meat apron covers it anyway.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Honestly, I seriously enjoy watching people slip and fall on their asses. I?m such a strange individual I?m also what?s considered a ?popaholic? too. If you don?t know best not to ask. Weird people and weird shit lol 😂

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    Here's a silly dumb thing that made me happy, my nephew is 3 and we were all worried he was going to be hard to potty train, since he goes between staying at my parent's with his mom when she is home from work, and my house while she is out of town at work (flight attendant). I read online about the 2 day potty boot camp where you basically just put them in underwear and expect them to have accidents a few times until they get the hang of it, which sounded like way too easy to be true. So this past week, my mom had the flu so it ended up that we would be having him for like three days in a row, so I thought "Maybe we will just try the potty thing, and see if it works and surprise my sister, since she has been stressing about it?"

    So I got some stickers, m&m's, big boy dino underwear, and pullups for nap.

    Y'all, it worked. 2 days. We did have to watch him like a hawk both days and take him to try several times, etc. But it WORKEDDDDD. I'm so impressed lol. It's now been about 5 days and he is I would say 95% potty trained.

    I'm so happy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    Here's a silly dumb thing that made me happy, my nephew is 3 and we were all worried he was going to be hard to potty train, since he goes between staying at my parent's with his mom when she is home from work, and my house while she is out of town at work (flight attendant). I read online about the 2 day potty boot camp where you basically just put them in underwear and expect them to have accidents a few times until they get the hang of it, which sounded like way too easy to be true. So this past week, my mom had the flu so it ended up that we would be having him for like three days in a row, so I thought "Maybe we will just try the potty thing, and see if it works and surprise my sister, since she has been stressing about it?"

    So I got some stickers, m&m's, big boy dino underwear, and pullups for nap.

    Y'all, it worked. 2 days. We did have to watch him like a hawk both days and take him to try several times, etc. But it WORKEDDDDD. I'm so impressed lol. It's now been about 5 days and he is I would say 95% potty trained.

    I'm so happy!
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    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
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    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    I like to make up songs about my corgi, and it brings me a ridiculous amount of joy to sing them at her while she dances and ark barks at me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Josephine View Post
    I like to make up songs about my corgi, and it brings me a ridiculous amount of joy to sing them at her while she dances and ark barks at me.
    I have a corgi/terrier mix and he is the goofiest dog ever. Corgis are great!


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    Omg. You know what hilariously brings me joy? Sharing Shiny Sheriff Stars of Joy! I want to give everyone a Sheriff badge!

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post

    Good to see Steve Assanti eating a nutritious breakfast.
    I legitimately do not know what is going on in this picture.

    Sorry for making two posts, I was scrolling up to go back to the forums and saw this. I thought it was all sorts of individual body parts - including hands doing some sort of shadow puppet pose or something - before I finally identified that it's a person (?) who is vomiting into a bucket (??). That doesn't explain why they are naked.

    Am I close? WTF is going on here.

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    I just saw this show for the first time. It's hard to imagine what it's like to be that large. Those people on the show have so many emotional problems. It's no excuse to eat cat shit though. Is that what is happening here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I just saw this show for the first time. It's hard to imagine what it's like to be that large. Those people on the show have so many emotional problems. It's no excuse to eat cat shit though. Is that what is happening here?
    Omg, is that what is going on here?

    Follow up question: if one eats cat shit, must one do so while naked?

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    No he's not eating cat shit, just cleaning out the litter box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    No he's not eating cat shit, just cleaning out the litter box.
    Oh, puke was just making things up then.
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    It still looks like he's about to eat it though.
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    Holy shit there's a 2nd one.
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