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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    I managed to get an old paid charge off account removed from my credit report because they didn't report the same payment information on any of the credit bureaus. Like the payment history was drastically different on each one and opening dates and closing dates were wrong on two. Not one report jived with my records. (it went to charge off when i was in and out of the hospital a couple years ago- paid it, but it was still on there) now it's gonna get deleted and my score should shoot up because it's the only really bad thing on all three woooooooot
    you are good.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    you are good.
    I am lucky their accounting people are awful at keeping track of shit.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    I am lucky their accounting people are awful at keeping track of shit.
    Fine, they're bad... Same happy result!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazarus View Post
    gangsta rap does not help the youth
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    I'm putting this out there because if it happens, no one will believe me after the fact.

    Lately I've been pretty well in tune with guessing things, especially numbers (I go through phases). So a couple of weeks ago I wrote down a bunch of numbers based on intuition. I decided I'd play the lottery sometime. Mike asked when and I told him I'd know when the time was right.

    This morning I was in line at the grocery store and the Woman's card in front of me was declined for a $3 purchase. She went to walk away and instead I offered to pay for it for her. She thanked me graciously. I've been there and it's embarrassing. The cashier said, "Well that was nice of you" to which I responded, "Maybe it will bring me good karma". He said, "You should play the lottery."

    Yes I should.
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    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
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    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    Well... The Private Jet, Vacation Home and Animal Sanctuary run by the Homeless who have their own Tiny Homes and Medical/Mental treatment will have to wait. It was a bust. But at least a random Woman walked away happy with a "Naked" Green Machine drink
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    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
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    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Well... The Private Jet, Vacation Home and Animal Sanctuary run by the Homeless who have their own Tiny Homes and Medical/Mental treatment will have to wait. It was a bust. But at least a random Woman walked away happy with a "Naked" Green Machine drink
    I back your continued attempts! Also because you can then poach me and I'll come work with you

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    I think it is wonderful to pay it forward like that, BB. It is clear that you are such a caring person and good things (though maybe not the lottery) will continue to come your way.

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    So this weekend we went to a wedding; our friend's parents who were married for 20 years, divorced for 15 years, decided to get re-married again. It was actually really sweet They're both in their 70's, all their kids and grandchildren walked them down the aisle. I may or may not have cried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    So this weekend we went to a wedding; our friend's parents who were married for 20 years, divorced for 15 years, decided to get re-married again. It was actually really sweet They're both in their 70's, all their kids and grandchildren walked them down the aisle. I may or may not have cried.
    This is beautiful
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    Very sweet Deb!

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    The other day I went to a Filipino restaurant and had goat for the first. It was terrible BTW, it had so many bones in it it was like they had just shot the thing and it exploded. The best part about it was there was this well dressed man who looked like he had it going on pacing around with his finger in his ear talking like he had an ear piece in. After a while I started paying attention to hear what he was talking about that's when I noticed there was absolutely nothing in his ear and he wasn't mic'd up, he was just talking to himself. I tried to get my dad to turn around and confirm what I was seeing but he just blushed and laughed. The only thing that could have made it anymore weird is if he came up to me put his hand on my shoulder and said "Rich, we gotta get outta here" For some reason that guy at that moment thought he was a secret service agent. It was so bizarre.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us.

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    PokemonGo! Getting addicted day by day :D

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    My kid was holding on to the couch today and walking back and forth. Then he just turned around and let go of the couch, stood all on his own for like 20 seconds. That was pretty cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wakeupexhausted View Post
    My kid was holding on to the couch today and walking back and forth. Then he just turned around and let go of the couch, stood all on his own for like 20 seconds. That was pretty cool.
    Nawwwwww. These would be the cutest times

    I have a 4 day weekend, that's nice. And I went out for lunch with friends and had eggs benedict, which was also nice. Now i'm, napping with my cat. It's nice.
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    I HAVE FOUR DAYS OFF

    What am I going to do? Absolutely nothing and it's amazing. (Disclaimer: I do have a gig on Saturday and I'll be eating Sushi at Sugar Fish at some point, but otherwise nothing).
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    My kids have tomorrow and Monday off school BUT they're going to their grandma's for the night on Saturday! I haven't had a break from them in years. my sanity really needs it....
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    I have a sink!! But I can't use it yet

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I HAVE FOUR DAYS OFF

    What am I going to do? Absolutely nothing and it's amazing. (Disclaimer: I do have a gig on Saturday and I'll be eating Sushi at Sugar Fish at some point, but otherwise nothing).
    BOOMBOOMBOOM LEMMEHEARYOUSAY WAYYYYOOOO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    I have a sink!! But I can't use it yet
    That's definitely something to be happy about!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    That's definitely something to be happy about!


    It's FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Happy.

    Radio currently playing 'Ni**as in Paris', hearing 2/15 words is hilarious. WHY DO THIS? WHY PLAY IT? Same happens with Anaconda. Why bother playing it, if you're censoring 'ass' + every other word.
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    Sometimes it's the little joys in life






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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Sometimes it's the little joys in life
    I'll just bet he's a Trump supporter. That's exactly who he sounds like, anyway.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Reminds me of that nutbag Amy from ABC restaurant, only she was awful in person and went to town on Yelp. I think it's funny when people get all asshatty on FB. lol

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    Well I think her bitching on the fb page was stupid. Who the fuck cares if the hostess picks up the check and cashes you out? I worked previously as a hostess, and I would do this and get drink orders when the waiters were tied up.

    The extra charge for the side isn't cool, and the devolving of the conversation to personal insults sucked, but she did mean to cause harm by the bad review.

    Working in a restaurant and working in retail sucks because people complain all of the time. Usually the management sides with the customer, even when the employee did nothing wrong. The customer isn't always right.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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