Holy crap, Un. KARMA!
Applewood always up to no good.
DTTMYH:
I found out that I'm getting a $2500.00 bonus from work next week even though, technically, I am new here. I started officially in September after being hired on through a temp company and running "temp to perm" for five months. My boss went to the mat for me and told them I deserved the bonus as I was instrumental in getting this new office up and running even when I was temp status on someone else's payroll
I owe some taxes AND I need brand new tires for my car. I've been freaking out about how I was going to pay for all of that, and now I don't have to!
This makes me LOL
Narwhals!!!!!
Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Coz they are so awesome
Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
They've got a kick-ass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea
They stop Cthulu eating ye
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Just don't let 'em touch your balls
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Just don't let 'em touch your balls
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Inventors of the Shish Kebab
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
Just don't let 'em touch your balls
Narwhals
They are Narwhals
Narwhals
(Narwhals, narwhals)
Narwhals, Narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causing a commotion
Coz they are so awesome
Narwhals
Are really, really good
You'll find them in the sea
They're never in the woods
Narwhals
You know they're just so sweet
They could stab you in the face
With their long protruding teeth! Yeah!
It's a tooth
A tooth, tooth baby
They don't need a dentist
Coz they're washin' it daily
It's a tooth!
You know it's the truth!
You don't need no more proof
Coz I'm telling you it's a tooth
Fibro Fog has taken over. I am in a constant state of dyscognition so please excuse my retardation.
'The worst things in the world are justified by belief'- Raised by Wolves SOI
"Your life is short, it's the longest thing you'll ever do/ the worse the curse was that your dreams came true/
God is a mirror in which each man sees himself/ Hell is place where you don't need anyone's help"
~You got to cry with out weeping. Talk without speaking
Scream without raising your voice~
Fibro Fog has taken over. I am in a constant state of dyscognition so please excuse my retardation.
'The worst things in the world are justified by belief'- Raised by Wolves SOI
"Your life is short, it's the longest thing you'll ever do/ the worse the curse was that your dreams came true/
God is a mirror in which each man sees himself/ Hell is place where you don't need anyone's help"
~You got to cry with out weeping. Talk without speaking
Scream without raising your voice~
i bought a battery for my laptop on amazon on saturday night and it arrived today. it's awesome because it has a ridge that protrudes so that the air flow to the fan is uninterrupted. now i am mobile again and don't have to shut everything down to leave my bedroom.
i'm like a troll coming out of a cave the light! it burns!!!
I've started babysitting an 8 yr old after school for a few hours, and she hates me helping her with her math homework. I don't just let her get the answer with my help, I make sure she understands how we got it. The only homework my son gets is reading, and I have him do some math every couple days when he's having a good day, but I can already dread what I'll have to deal with when they're older.
I can't help our 4th grader with his homework cuz common core makes me feel like I have no brain.
It won't be. And it's not supposed to be easier, quite the opposite, it's supposed to lay a foundation and test for better understanding.
http://excelined.org/common-core-too...-expectations/
DTTMYH... Looking in my 13y/o's room to see him stretched out in the middle of the floor playing with his Star Wars action figures and his Death Star that he found in his granny's attic this morning.
It's nice to know that tits and ass haven't totally taken over his brain yet.
"Theoretical physics can prove that an elephant can hang from a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy. But use your eyes, your common sense".... JIM GARRISON
got an invitation to attend cal state la in my email today... a week after i paid to attend san bernardino. not that it's a whole lot of money, but even though i wanted nothing more than to get back to la, i have prepared my mind to stay here and even sort of feel like moving back would be more of a distraction than anything right now and i don't want to veer off my course.
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