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    Holy crap, Un. KARMA!


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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Dear holy goat shit.
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    Holy crap, Un. KARMA!
    Riiiiight? I cannot stress how vile this woman is. So glad she finally got hers.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Riiiiight? I cannot stress how vile this woman is. So glad she finally got hers.
    So what's the name of this place? The Payton Place Rest Home?
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    So what's the name of this place? The Payton Place Rest Home?
    No, it's called Applewood Retirement.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Applewood always up to no good.

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    DTTMYH:

    I found out that I'm getting a $2500.00 bonus from work next week even though, technically, I am new here. I started officially in September after being hired on through a temp company and running "temp to perm" for five months. My boss went to the mat for me and told them I deserved the bonus as I was instrumental in getting this new office up and running even when I was temp status on someone else's payroll

    I owe some taxes AND I need brand new tires for my car. I've been freaking out about how I was going to pay for all of that, and now I don't have to!



    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Awesome news all around! Can't wait to post that I'm moving lol. SOON!
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    This makes me LOL


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    Narwhals!!!!!



    Narwhals, Narwhals
    Swimming in the ocean
    Causing a commotion
    Coz they are so awesome

    Narwhals, Narwhals
    Swimming in the ocean
    Pretty big and pretty white
    They beat a polar bear in a fight

    Like an underwater unicorn
    They've got a kick-ass facial horn
    They're the Jedi of the sea
    They stop Cthulu eating ye

    Narwhals
    They are Narwhals
    Narwhals
    Just don't let 'em touch your balls
    Narwhals
    They are Narwhals
    Narwhals


    Narwhals
    They are Narwhals
    Narwhals
    Just don't let 'em touch your balls
    Narwhals
    They are Narwhals
    Narwhals
    Inventors of the Shish Kebab

    Narwhals
    They are Narwhals
    Narwhals
    Just don't let 'em touch your balls
    Narwhals
    They are Narwhals
    Narwhals

    (Narwhals, narwhals)

    Narwhals, Narwhals
    Swimming in the ocean
    Causing a commotion
    Coz they are so awesome

    Narwhals
    Are really, really good
    You'll find them in the sea
    They're never in the woods
    Narwhals
    You know they're just so sweet
    They could stab you in the face
    With their long protruding teeth! Yeah!

    It's a tooth
    A tooth, tooth baby
    They don't need a dentist
    Coz they're washin' it daily

    It's a tooth!
    You know it's the truth!
    You don't need no more proof
    Coz I'm telling you it's a tooth

    Fibro Fog has taken over. I am in a constant state of dyscognition so please excuse my retardation.
    'The worst things in the world are justified by belief'- Raised by Wolves SOI

    "Your life is short, it's the longest thing you'll ever do/ the worse the curse was that your dreams came true/
    God is a mirror in which each man sees himself/ Hell is place where you don't need anyone's help"


    ~You got to cry with out weeping. Talk without speaking
    Scream without raising your voice~

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    NARWHALS!

    We sing this all the time in my house now.

    Fucking Sprint.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    NARWHALS!

    We sing this all the time in my house now.

    Fucking Sprint.

    Brain damage? Never again

    Forgetfulness? History

    Dementia? Not happening

    Brain supplements? I don't think so

    Narwhals: Thanks to Sprint, my brain damage has never been better.
    We now have something our fucked-up brains will never forget.

    Fibro Fog has taken over. I am in a constant state of dyscognition so please excuse my retardation.
    'The worst things in the world are justified by belief'- Raised by Wolves SOI

    "Your life is short, it's the longest thing you'll ever do/ the worse the curse was that your dreams came true/
    God is a mirror in which each man sees himself/ Hell is place where you don't need anyone's help"


    ~You got to cry with out weeping. Talk without speaking
    Scream without raising your voice~

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    i bought a battery for my laptop on amazon on saturday night and it arrived today. it's awesome because it has a ridge that protrudes so that the air flow to the fan is uninterrupted. now i am mobile again and don't have to shut everything down to leave my bedroom.

    i'm like a troll coming out of a cave the light! it burns!!!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Dttmmh: I got some tough love from a friend today. It was insanely needed and I feel a million times better. Also my kids didn't fight me on their homework and that is so rare, so it made me happy.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Dttmmh: I got some tough love from a friend today. It was insanely needed and I feel a million times better. Also my kids didn't fight me on their homework and that is so rare, so it made me happy.
    I've started babysitting an 8 yr old after school for a few hours, and she hates me helping her with her math homework. I don't just let her get the answer with my help, I make sure she understands how we got it. The only homework my son gets is reading, and I have him do some math every couple days when he's having a good day, but I can already dread what I'll have to deal with when they're older.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    I can't help our 4th grader with his homework cuz common core makes me feel like I have no brain.

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    15 degree weather, Taco Bell, and Matchbox 20 records.

    Winter was fun while it lasted.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    I can't help our 4th grader with his homework cuz common core makes me feel like I have no brain.
    I am seriously hoping that crap is gone by the time my kids get to that year. I've tried to understand it, and I just don't get it. it's not easier, in any way!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    I am seriously hoping that crap is gone by the time my kids get to that year. I've tried to understand it, and I just don't get it. it's not easier, in any way!
    It won't be. And it's not supposed to be easier, quite the opposite, it's supposed to lay a foundation and test for better understanding.

    http://excelined.org/common-core-too...-expectations/
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    DTTMYH... Looking in my 13y/o's room to see him stretched out in the middle of the floor playing with his Star Wars action figures and his Death Star that he found in his granny's attic this morning.

    It's nice to know that tits and ass haven't totally taken over his brain yet.


    "Theoretical physics can prove that an elephant can hang from a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy. But use your eyes, your common sense".... JIM GARRISON

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    boys never get over their love of star wars.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    boys never get over their love of star wars.
    so true! I have 3 posters in my living room that are star wars...they're 3 ft by 2 ft, they're so huge!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    I can't help our 4th grader with his homework cuz common core makes me feel like I have no brain.
    Oh good. 2 more years until my kid is smarter than I am.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    got an invitation to attend cal state la in my email today... a week after i paid to attend san bernardino. not that it's a whole lot of money, but even though i wanted nothing more than to get back to la, i have prepared my mind to stay here and even sort of feel like moving back would be more of a distraction than anything right now and i don't want to veer off my course.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    got an invitation to attend cal state la in my email today... a week after i paid to attend san bernardino. not that it's a whole lot of money, but even though i wanted nothing more than to get back to la, i have prepared my mind to stay here and even sort of feel like moving back would be more of a distraction than anything right now and i don't want to veer off my course.
    I literally live within walking distance to Cal State LA
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    you vile temptress.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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