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Thread: Dumb things that make you happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Ron will get mauled to death by a dog. And he will meet this terrible fate because of the story he just posted in this thread.



    How did your teacher fuck up?
    by giving me full points on a paper i didn't even submit and leaving comments about what a well written paper it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    by giving me full points on a paper i didn't even submit and leaving comments about what a well written paper it is.
    Sorry had to go back and reread. Something similar happened to me with a final paper for a literature class in college. She gave me the points for it, but I didn't turn it in. I obsessed over getting caught and the guilt ate at me so I texted her and told her I didn't turn the paper in. She thanked me for my honesty and said the grade was already submitted so don't worry about it.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Ron will get mauled to death by a dog. And he will meet this terrible fate because of the story he just posted in this thread.
    Just so. And the dog will be haled as an hero.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'm a big believer in karma, so while walking the streets I kick random people and scream "YOU KNOW
    WHY! "


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    thank you ron, for giving me clarity and shins for pointing out that if you are an ass hole and do asshole things, shitty things will happen because you are dumb.

    this makes me feel better about accepting the fact that i'm not going to say shit or do shit.

    what a stupid thing to do. a teacher fucks up and i am considering asking for the 'f'. the fuck am i thinking?





    PS: i'm actually coming after you two when my soul is swallowed by the devil.
    Get in line.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    by giving me full points on a paper i didn't even submit and leaving comments about what a well written paper it is.
    The smart ass in me would be so tempted to message the teacher and be like "Thank you for your comments..I worked really hard on that paper"
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    This is pretty spot on and hilarious at the same time..

    Anyone know any Williams Sonoma shoppers?

    http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the...log-1667452305
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    This is pretty spot on and hilarious at the same time..

    Anyone know any Williams Sonoma shoppers?

    http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the...log-1667452305


    OMG, that was hilarious!

    Copy: "Only our bundt pans have a premium nonstick coating that helps capture every detail on the pan."

    Drew Says: This is the perfect low-end Williams Sonoma gift because a) it costs $30 but is also somehow utterly pointless, b) there is no way that, in real life, your stupid snowman cake will stay upright (how does all that icing stay up on his face? I call bullshit), and c) it's perfect for making a cake that you do not want anyone to actually eat. How do you slice the idiotic snowman cake? You don't. You bake it, you put it in the center of the table, and then you yell at the kids to not fucking touch it. That's how people roll with a snowman cake.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    They just get better...
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    dax riggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    This is pretty spot on and hilarious at the same time..

    Anyone know any Williams Sonoma shoppers?

    http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the...log-1667452305
    I'm still reading them, but this is hilarious. I don't know anyone who buys this stuff. Actually...I don't think I've even ever heard of it.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    DTTMMH: Being able to get both the boys every single thing on their Christmas list this year There will be some happy boys Christmas morning when they see what's under the tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    DTTMMH: Being able to get both the boys every single thing on their Christmas list this year There will be some happy boys Christmas morning when they see what's under the tree.


    That's awesome!


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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    dax riggs.
    I wish i could have this night all over again.


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    Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are night sky, we are god's eye, At the end of a lullaby.
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are night sky, we are god's eye, At the end of a lullaby.
    pandora is playing me some acid bath right now.

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    [QUOTE=emmieslost;3583786]I wish i could have this night all over again.

    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    this song has been putting a smile on my face since 1997.

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    I paid $2.49 a gallon for gas Friday. I thought I saw the price wrong, but it was correct.

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    Got gas for 1.80 today. I never thought I'd see that day again in my life. I'm not super excited though because I know this will be short lived and I'm skeptical as fuck to why this is even happening.

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