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Thread: Dumb things that make you happy.

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    These memes are hysterical.






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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    oh my god oh my god oh my god! they just brought the car home and it is so cute and little! yay! also: air conditioning!!!

    it does smell like pee though. how can i get rid of the smell?
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    oh my god oh my god oh my god! they just brought the car home and it is so cute and little! yay! also: air conditioning!!!

    it does smell like pee though. how can i get rid of the smell?
    What kind of pee? Human or animal? There's a cleaner in pet stores that comes in a red and white bottle (can't remember name) that works well. Is it in the seats, carpet, or what? You can find an upholstery or carpet cleaner that removes odors too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    oh my god oh my god oh my god! they just brought the car home and it is so cute and little! yay! also: air conditioning!!!

    it does smell like pee though. how can i get rid of the smell?
    Odoban works well.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    i don't know where it is, but i think i''l get some nature's miracle and dump it in the carpet cleaning machine and go over everything.

    thanks guys. it's a totally awesome little car... got a cd player and cup holders everywhere! it's the nicest car i have ever owned.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i don't know where it is, but i think i''l get some nature's miracle and dump it in the carpet cleaning machine and go over everything.

    thanks guys. it's a totally awesome little car... got a cd player and cup holders everywhere! it's the nicest car i have ever owned.
    Read and follow the instructions on the bottle, stuff works good, but only if you mix it right.

    Congratulations!
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    DTTMMH: House hunting tonight!! Fun fun!!

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    well, my counseling teacher was talking about the schooling needed to become a psychologist, and scared the shit out of me because i don't want to be almost 50 before i start practicing... so i asked to see him during his office hours and asked him to explain the paths i can take. i told him that i want to work towards this goal but also get into the field some how so that i can make money to live.

    turns out, i am really close to getting a substance use counseling license. i have 2 more classes to take here, 4 more at a different college and then it's like 6 seminar type things that i do while performing clinical hours. that job pays about 18 buck per hour, i guess.

    i have 2 more years for a bs/ba in psych, 2 more for a ms/ma to become a licensed clinical social worker or marriage family therapist but he said that if i go the lcsw route, i can become a social worker and provide counseling to my clients and use the time for the 3000 hours of clinical before taking the test.

    4 more years of school and another couple of practicing before i can start my own thing. yay! (no sarcasm... i thought it would be longer...)
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    DTTMMH: House hunting tonight!! Fun fun!!
    Can't rep yet, but YEAH GIRL!
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    I love the sense of humor of Ellen Degeneres! It is so funny, even in sometimes is dumb

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    Watching a slideshow of my new baby grand daughter, born early this morning.


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    This shit made me happy. I love the dark haired grandma...

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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    LOL--Love Love Love that video!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dream View Post
    LOL--Love Love Love that video!!!
    Right?? I was cracking up, and they are so cute!
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    shit just keeps getting better... looking through the paperwork for this new car, i found service agreements that say he paid to have the car serviced at a toyota dealership for the next 7 years or 100,000, whichever comes first. i called this morning and for 50 bucks, the agreement is transferable!

    i never have to worry about car maintenance again!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    I posted that yesterday!
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    OMG literally in the same thread.




    Maybe I'm stoned right now.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    I'm jealous. It was good enough to be posted twice.

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    And yeah, I said I wanted to be the black haired grandma too, so we're twins
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    If this hasn't been posted in 700+ pages, I'll be shocked, but it is still my "go to" when smiles are needed.


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    YYYEEEEESSSSS.


    I think I posted that somewhere, but it's always good for a resurrection.

    The tiny hoodie is the best part, imo.
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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    DTTMMH-My daughter is listening to One Direction with earbuds in and singing at the top of her lungs. And it's making me smile.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    finished first year clinicals today. got an excellent review. scored 100% on my 30 page paper, officially getting As in both classes. we will see if i can keep my grade up after taken finals next week. soooo good to have a few days to put myself back together.

    and i got a bonus at work which will pay for most of the cost to sit for the LPN boards. happy happy.

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