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    That is so awesome:)

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    I love seeing the awesome, happy news
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Trahnse View Post
    My husband comes home from Guam in about 12 days! He's been gone since March. I can't wait for him to get home so I can surprise him with his new truck! He's going to freak!!

    He's gonna love it.



    This makes me happy. Especially #50. I love learning something new everyday.
    http://www.cracked.com/article_21426...ricans_p4.html

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    of course when you are drinking at a bar next door to the dollar general, a store at which everything is generally a dollar, the time may come when you decide to take a trip there right before closing, to buy some gooey, liquid filled egg toys that have the weight and feel of a ballsack, because: duh.

    well, that time came for me and i was stuck in line behind either a couponer who was disputing the charges and a crazy tweeker with two carts full of stuff. as you all may know, i love standing in line for this exact reason... shopping interactions amuse me to no end. the cashier apologized for the wait and the tweeker lady felt so bad that she bought my bag chocolates and jar of peanut butter on her food stamp card. she couldn't pay for the ballsack eggs because they weren't food products.

    she told me to pay it forward.

    i will, nutty tweeker, i will.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    of course when you are drinking at a bar next door to the dollar general, a store at which everything is generally a dollar, the time may come when you decide to take a trip there right before closing, to buy some gooey, liquid filled egg toys that have the weight and feel of a ballsack, because: duh.

    well, that time came for me and i was stuck in line behind either a couponer who was disputing the charges and a crazy tweeker with two carts full of stuff. as you all may know, i love standing in line for this exact reason... shopping interactions amuse me to no end. the cashier apologized for the wait and the tweeker lady felt so bad that she bought my bag chocolates and jar of peanut butter on her food stamp card. she couldn't pay for the ballsack eggs because they weren't food products.

    she told me to pay it forward.

    i will, nutty tweeker, i will.
    The Dollar General has the best candy. I was on a roll going there weekly for Sugar Daddy's when I first stopped smoking. I would end up walking out of there with all kinds of crap besides candy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    DTTMMH: Hubby and I swam with whale sharks and manta rays today at the aquarium. It was amazing.

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    My hubby is home from Guam! He was completely shocked when we pulled up to the house and there sat a new Ford Raptor with a big red bow. He was totally clueless that I got it for him. :)

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    Dttmmh: I've clicked really well with a chick from one of my meet up groups. We've really connected and we've bonded over some personal stuff. We text constantly and this week we're seeing each other 3 times:). Also she's super sweet and sent me a plant & chocolate post surgery! She's also been willing to drive me to girl's night, which is great because sometimes I'm too low energy to drive.

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    Saw Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and Steve Winwood at the PPL center in Allentown last night.
    Great concert ... the crowd ranged in age from 20s to 60s .... the power of music. Love artists who "get" their audience and give full out performances .. Petty was on stage for an hour and 45 minutes after a ninety minute set by Steve Winwood.

    "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" .. Confucius
    "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation " ...... Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellaboo View Post
    Saw Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and Steve Winwood at the PPL center in Allentown last night.
    Great concert ... the crowd ranged in age from 20s to 60s .... the power of music. Love artists who "get" their audience and give full out performances .. Petty was on stage for an hour and 45 minutes after a ninety minute set by Steve Winwood.
    Jealous!! I bet TP was awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post

    Also, I just noticed my girlbox is full.

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    creepy...
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    What the hell did I just watch...

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    i spent three hours in class today drawing pictures of bones. i found out two things: 1) i'm really good at drawing pictures of bones, and 2) some of the bones i was playing with were not, in fact, plaster replicas, but actually came out of people who were alive at one point. i mean, i noticed that some of them looked more real than others, but i just thought that they were really good fakes.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    To this born and bred gal from Kansas City....

    My Kansas City Royals are in the Wild Card! #BeRoyal


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    I got a 96 on my assignment and 100 on a quiz!!!! Those are my first two college grades

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident_Queer View Post
    I got a 96 on my assignment and 100 on a quiz!!!! Those are my first two college grades
    This makes me happy for you!! :)
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    SMH. White people! Always trying to help and shit.

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    I fucking love Jon Stewart. I'm extremely tempted to post this video to the wall of everyone who shared that fucking Faux News link about the latte salute:

    http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/b7hxzd/the-way-we-war

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    I fucking love Jon Stewart. I'm extremely tempted to post this video to the wall of everyone who shared that fucking Faux News link about the latte salute:

    http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/b7hxzd/the-way-we-war
    Why wouldn't you?


    My friend sends me a text that says "I love tinder" along with a pic of some chick's face in his crotch.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Why wouldn't you?


    My friend sends me a text that says "I love tinder" along with a pic of some chick's face in his crotch.
    that is fucking disgusting.

    i used to think you were one of the good guys, ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    that is fucking disgusting.

    i used to think you were one of the good guys, ron.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I wonder how many STD's Tinder is responsible for sharing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    that is fucking disgusting.

    i used to think you were one of the good guys, ron.
    What the fuck are you talking about?? And what's disgusting about that?? Did you see what I said?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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