Page 701 of 867 FirstFirst ... 201 601 651 691 699 700 701 702 703 711 751 801 ... LastLast
Results 17,501 to 17,525 of 21663

Thread: Dumb things that make you happy.

  1. #17501
    senior cunt emmieslost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    DSM
    Posts
    26,144
    Rep Power
    21474870
    Quote Originally Posted by loonywop View Post
    wonder if they get charged with murder of a fellow officer? They should, we would if we killed one
    the articles above both state they were not charged with murder of an officer.

  2. #17502
    Certified Grumple Bottoms Ron_NYC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Queens!
    Posts
    102,846
    Rep Power
    21474946
    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    the articles above both state they were not charged with murder of an officer.
    Not big on the whole reading thing, eh, Loony?

    I hear you.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

  3. #17503

  4. #17504
    dimedropper
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    1,417
    Rep Power
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Not big on the whole reading thing, eh, Loony?

    I hear you.
    sorry no not on this one.I messed up sorry

  5. #17505
    Senior Member bermstalker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    12,209
    Rep Power
    21474849
    Punker, your hair looks fabulous.

  6. #17506
    Senior Member McMama's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    East Coast USA
    Posts
    2,893
    Rep Power
    21474841
    I started working for an environmental engineer just this Monday. I already love him. He uses colorful language (like me!) and I feel so at home .

  7. #17507
    Chin Checker g r ee n ey e s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Hate-One-Hate
    Posts
    20,912
    Rep Power
    21474861
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    I started working for an environmental engineer just this Monday. I already love him. He uses colorful language (like me!) and I feel so at home .
    That sounds interesting and fun!! And colorful language is always a bonus.


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

  8. #17508
    Chin Checker g r ee n ey e s's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Hate-One-Hate
    Posts
    20,912
    Rep Power
    21474861


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

  9. #17509
    Senior Member ShellJett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    2,272
    Rep Power
    21474839
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    I started working for an environmental engineer just this Monday. I already love him. He uses colorful language (like me!) and I feel so at home .
    I so know the feeling. I work with mostly men, and my mouth is worse than theirs. You got lucky!

  10. #17510
    Senior Member McMama's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    East Coast USA
    Posts
    2,893
    Rep Power
    21474841
    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    That sounds interesting and fun!! And colorful language is always a bonus.
    I like it a lot. He's crazy intelligent and very easy-going. It's a totally different world compared to obstetrics and gynecology, but I've really enjoyed this first week. I kind-of landed the most ideal job situation, ever. He travels all of the time and I hang out at the office by myself most of the day and leave whenever I want. He's basically said he'll pay me for up to 40 hours p/wk, but as long as his books and bids are up to date, I have free roam. He had me at "I just called Wex. Here's your fuel card." It was sheer luck, and I'm the person on the opposite end of the lucky spectrum.

    He likes to say "fuck" a lot in normal conversation. It's pretty funny.

  11. #17511
    senior cunt emmieslost's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    DSM
    Posts
    26,144
    Rep Power
    21474870
    That is awesome, mcmama. Congrats!

  12. #17512
    Senior Member ShellJett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    2,272
    Rep Power
    21474839
    I'm eating freshly caught fish that is so fucking good, especially because I didn't cook it. I would have fucked it up. Cooked with lemon and a tiny bit of butter, it's to die for.

  13. #17513
    Senior Member ShellJett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    2,272
    Rep Power
    21474839
    I'm staying at my ex's again. I was here for a few weeks in early Spring, and his new next door neighbor has kids that know no boundaries. They are out alone on the street, and even though it's a dead end, cars still go fast, and these kids are young. I caught one kid throwing rocks at my ex's boat. Another was lifting a puppy up to the windows to aggravate his dog. The mother tied their dog out in the backyard along the fenceline, and it barked all day. I had to close the windows. Well, now that I'm here again, I have been outside a lot with my music player on and hardly hear their dog. I usually don't allow dogs in my control to bark excessively, but I let my ex's dog bark back at that dog until the lady brought it inside. Through my music player I heard her slam her door just like I slammed the windows shut in April. It has been relatively quiet since then. I had the biggest smile on my face when I heard her door slam. She was pissed.

  14. #17514
    Senior Member ShellJett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    2,272
    Rep Power
    21474839
    2 quick things. My ex texted me to say he is going out right from work. Yes. This morning I heard the neighbor's dog barking like crazy inside the house. Yes. Things can get better.

  15. #17515
    Senior Member Morbid_much's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Netherlands
    Posts
    890
    Rep Power
    21462623

    Getting a car wash from a giraffe. Made me feel like a little kid.
    If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
    I'd been married long time ago

  16. #17516
    Senior Member moosella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    NJ
    Posts
    3,071
    Rep Power
    17886356
    I get to do online training from home for the next 3 days on a topic I find interesting and do not have to go outside in this 90+ degree weather! I cannot explain how extremely happy I am to not have to commute to work in this- if I use the air conditioning in my car it'll overheat plus it constantly blows in hot air from the vents.

  17. #17517
    Senior Member ShellJett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    2,272
    Rep Power
    21474839
    Quote Originally Posted by moosella View Post
    I get to do online training from home for the next 3 days on a topic I find interesting and do not have to go outside in this 90+ degree weather! I cannot explain how extremely happy I am to not have to commute to work in this- if I use the air conditioning in my car it'll overheat plus it constantly blows in hot air from the vents.
    My car A/C just crapped out last week. The air that comes out is not cold, and a friend is going to try to put freon in it. I'm in CT, and it's going to be a brutal week with the humidity for us. Glad you can work from home, especially on something you are interested in. I'm losing weight rapidly from being outside constantly and hardly eating.

  18. #17518
    Senior Member ShellJett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    2,272
    Rep Power
    21474839

    Beach Ball by Jett




    When I took Jett out the back door yesterday I saw a big blue beach ball in the yard. The brats next door must have accidentally hit it over our fence. Jett ran towards it, and before I could get down the deck steps I heard a loud pop. Oops, Jett wrecked the ball. Other neighbors told us one of those kids has been harassing my ex's dog, so I was very pleased with my dog. Payback's a bitch, a lesson best learned early in life.

  19. #17519
    Senior Member debk589's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Nawth Cackalacky
    Posts
    8,607
    Rep Power
    21474849
    Just got called to do a market research study for a $175. Not bad for spouting off my opinions for an hour.

  20. #17520
    Senior Member ShellJett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    2,272
    Rep Power
    21474839
    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    Just got called to do a market research study for a $175. Not bad for spouting off my opinions for an hour.
    How did you get involved in that? Sounds great!

  21. #17521
    Senior Member debk589's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Nawth Cackalacky
    Posts
    8,607
    Rep Power
    21474849
    I'm pretty sure every city has them, just google "Market Research" and your city. A bunch of places should come up and you can fill out forms on their website, then they'll call you if they think you're a good fit for a study, and if you qualify BAM! free money.

  22. #17522
    Senior Member ShellJett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2013
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    2,272
    Rep Power
    21474839
    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    I'm pretty sure every city has them, just google "Market Research" and your city. A bunch of places should come up and you can fill out forms on their website, then they'll call you if they think you're a good fit for a study, and if you qualify BAM! free money.
    Thanks, I'm probably a good fit for a mental health study these days.

  23. #17523
    Certified Grumple Bottoms Ron_NYC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Queens!
    Posts
    102,846
    Rep Power
    21474946
    Quote Originally Posted by ShellJett View Post
    How did you get involved in that? Sounds great!
    If you're not near a major market, you're better off looking for online ones. No need for a camera, you have an online convo (sort of like here).

    They pay with an "online" credit card. You get all the numbers and expiration date, and can use it for shit online, or you can pay the $15 for a physical card.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

  24. #17524
    Senior Member animosity's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Posts
    17,287
    Rep Power
    21474855
    it's a perfect 68 degrees right now. take that, summer!
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

  25. #17525
    Salty. angelaiscaustic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Queens NYC
    Posts
    16,280
    Rep Power
    21474857
    Going to the bakery to get bread, and seeing and snagging their last zucchini quiche (they're known for it, and they sell out like crazy). nomnomnom

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 6 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 6 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •