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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Who's the dad?
    You mean...you're not??
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    We got our official approval to do a farmer's market the next town over every Sunday. They had given us a tentative yes before, now it's official. We start selling soap publicly 5/12.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    We got our official approval to do a farmer's market the next town over every Sunday. They had given us a tentative yes before, now it's official. We start selling soap publicly 5/12.
    you go fight club!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    We got our official approval to do a farmer's market the next town over every Sunday. They had given us a tentative yes before, now it's official. We start selling soap publicly 5/12.
    YAY!! I LOVE your stuff!!

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    another DTTMYH--

    Putting an assload (pardon the pun) of baby powder in my fil's pullup- then who ever takes him to the bathroom will get a POWDER explosion!!

    LOL!!!

    the places I find humor....

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    i'm packing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i'm packing.
    Didn't even know you had a cock. Man, I am really horrible at this game.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Didn't even know you had a cock. Man, I am really horrible at this game.
    i'm packing tube-socks, yo.

    and other clothes, meds, CIPRO!, my camera, bug spray, dry shampoo, shoes, binoculars. it's amazing what i can fit in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i'm packing.

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    i always like this version of leaving on a jet plane:

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    Take me too Emmie! How exciting for you!

    DTTMMH-I just made myself a fruit smoothie. I needed something sweet...it totally delivered. YUM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    You can come, un. But you'll have to buy your I'm ticket. It's expensive to get there, but cheap to live there.

    I rocked two of my finals today. Three down, one to go. All I have left is a presentation about wealth inequality and occupy.

    i just want to add that i feel really blessed to have an amazing person in my life. he's seriously the best. i'm gonna go throw up now.
    Last edited by emmieslost; 04-30-2013 at 09:28 PM.

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    Hubby took the boy for his road test today and he passed!

    So, so proud!
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    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    This week started off totally shitty! An ER visit and subsequent appendectomy on Monday. I'm graduating from nursing school in 9 days, so I was freaking thinking they're going to flunk me, but my prof said not to worry about it. And I have two job interviews set up with an OB unit and the surgical unit I was just discharged from.

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    Not really a dumb thing... but we went to a Craig Johnson book talk & signing this afternoon. Got to listen to one of my favorite authors talk about his forthcoming book, his current story, his TV series.

    Nice drive, fun program, good dinner. Just a real nice break from "normal"
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Baby goats.






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    I was at PetSmart buying dog food, and I started looking at collars. I found one with skulls in black, white, and gray on a red background and just had to buy it. My dog looks like a total bad ass now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShellJett View Post
    I was at PetSmart buying dog food, and I started looking at collars. I found one with skulls in black, white, and gray on a red background and just had to buy it. My dog looks like a total bad ass now.
    I need to see that. Post a pic in the pets thread :)

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    One of my employees asked me today if I get hit on a lot at work. I asked why, and he said people come in all the time talking about how pretty I am. A girl never gets tired of hearing that.


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    Foxy Fleta.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Three Days Grace makes me happy. So happy.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Three Days Grace makes me happy. So happy.
    Shinedown. at least this week....

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Three Days Grace makes me happy. So happy.
    Me too. One of my favorite bands
    ...although they aren't dumb

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebkas View Post
    Shinedown. at least this week....
    Girlfriend, Shinedown every week. Every day. Every hour.
    Quote Originally Posted by M Joy View Post
    Me too. One of my favorite bands
    ...although they aren't dumb
    Same here! I was on a huge rock kick last night. Seether, Theory of a Deadman, My Darkest Days, Shinedown...etc. I made a whole new playlist today and I soooo love it.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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