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    Did I post this before? Not quite as funny as the Animal eating food video. But this one is funny, especially if you have dogs or cats


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    OK, I usually am stone face at most things, but this one totally made me lol too. Spot on.
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    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    I thought that one was funnier. It is like my house.

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    I'm hoppin on a plane in 12hrs. Headed to San Juan and the south Caribbean...


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    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    i love watching epic rap battles of history.

    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    I'm hoppin on a plane in 12hrs. Headed to San Juan and the south Caribbean...


    I has a huge jealous. I am so excited for you though! Have fun!

    Ani, I love those too. I think I've watched almost all of them.

    DTMMH: Scary Movie 2. It's on Netflix now and I am totally cracking up. Chris Elliott is so awesome in this movie.
    Last edited by UncomfortablyNumb; 04-14-2013 at 06:18 PM. Reason: Totally fucked up the actor's name
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    I just got this on Facebook: You sound like a white, tight wad, uppity Tea Bagger loser! What the fuck are you doing here? Go somewhere and die!

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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I just got this on Facebook: You sound like a white, tight wad, uppity Tea Bagger loser! What the fuck are you doing here? Go somewhere and die!

    What the hell are you doing on fb now??


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    A few things making me not mad at the moment. My foots finally well enough to work out, which I did for an hour yesterday and a little over an hour today. It's 60 degrees in my room today which is far better than the 90 degrees it was yesterday which made the workout easier. I have a gazelle, I don't really do the gym. I'm actually cold right now and could use a blanket, which is in no way annoying.

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    we're road tripping today to check out a german shepherd rescue and see my family.

    today would have been ratt's 32 birthday. i'm gonna enjoy the day on his behalf and tell everyone i love them.

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    "The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?"



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    damn it
    Last edited by McMama; 04-20-2013 at 01:23 PM.

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    the ice cream truck just drove by blaring the super mario bros. theme song!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    DTTMMH:

    38 people attended my daughter's birthday party yesterday. I felt so loved. She had an amazing time.

    I can't believe she is 2!!!


    I never try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?

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    DTTMH:
    My elderly, sick, fil made a joke last nite. This was what he said VERBATIM-- or at least what I could understand....

    "MummbleMummble MummbleMummble PENIS Mummble SUMBITCH" and then he just LAUGHED and LAUGHED!!!

    Seeing him happy (clueless, but happy) makes me happy because I know we're taking good care of him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captainjillian View Post
    DTTMMH:

    38 people attended my daughter's birthday party yesterday. I felt so loved. She had an amazing time.

    I can't believe she is 2!!!
    so cute! i miss wearing tutu's!

    Quote Originally Posted by rebkas View Post
    DTTMH:
    My elderly, sick, fil made a joke last nite. This was what he said VERBATIM-- or at least what I could understand....

    "MummbleMummble MummbleMummble PENIS Mummble SUMBITCH" and then he just LAUGHED and LAUGHED!!!

    Seeing him happy (clueless, but happy) makes me happy because I know we're taking good care of him!
    this made me cry a little. in a happy way.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebkas View Post
    DTTMH:
    My elderly, sick, fil made a joke last nite. This was what he said VERBATIM-- or at least what I could understand....

    "MummbleMummble MummbleMummble PENIS Mummble SUMBITCH" and then he just LAUGHED and LAUGHED!!!

    Seeing him happy (clueless, but happy) makes me happy because I know we're taking good care of him!
    I think I told that exact same joke this weekend. Same delivery and everything.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Joy View Post
    Did I post this before? Not quite as funny as the Animal eating food video. But this one is funny, especially if you have dogs or cats

    love it. the dog butt sniffing cats don't give a fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    I'm in love with this!

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    DTTMMH-The sun is out. And I have my first sunburn of the year. Gotta start gettin my tan on.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    What the shit? The person's username is "niggersruineverything". People like that make me NUTS. I only get mad about commercials that get on my nerves. Like stupid asses singing about college.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    obammy car insurance bill? you were required to have auto insurance long before obama. goddamn these people are stupid.

    i've probably told you this before, but you probably don't remember so... when i was with the mortgage company i had a black coworder took a call from some racist ass one night. he only called because he got something in the mail from us (we were his ins. co.) and there was a black couple on the front cover. he was LIVID. but, of course he had no idea he wasn't talking to a white woman so she turned the call around and ended up refinancing his fucking mortgage. i couldn't believe how well she handled it, because i probably would have hung up on the fool without question or warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i've probably told you this before, but you probably don't remember so... when i was with the mortgage company i had a black coworder took a call from some racist ass one night. he only called because he got something in the mail from us (we were his ins. co.) and there was a black couple on the front cover. he was LIVID. but, of course he had no idea he wasn't talking to a white woman so she turned the call around and ended up refinancing his fucking mortgage. i couldn't believe how well she handled it, because i probably would have hung up on the fool without question or warning.
    Wow, that is nuts. She has some major patience for that shit. When I worked in radiology we had a black mammographer and there was an older lady that came in. When she was called back for her mammogram, she realized the tech was black and refused to have her exam and left muttering all kinds of racial slurs. She tried to look at me and I just gave her the look of death and asked her to leave. They terminated her care. She was such a bitch.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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