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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    awww. that made me cry. i can't keep blaming it on my period. i think i may just be... sentimental!
    I can, and I will blame it on that.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i saw WKUK tonight with one of my favorite people. laughed until i cried but wasn't so drunk that i pissed myself. great night.
    Last edited by emmieslost; 04-04-2013 at 09:36 PM.

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    Stop! Hi there I am Shirley, a single woman seeking someone special to spoil me, pamper me and vice versa. Feel free to ask me all you want. Send your phone number so I can call you. I am healthy, I don't use nothing. I will relocate, no kids yet, a computer programmer technician. Would love to meet you on my release or while I'm here if you want to. I am clean, honest, sexy, fun, open, understanding, a college graduate, faithful, romantic, kind, loving, loyal, giving person. I like movies, music, dance, cooking, arts, crafts, gardening, zoos, Nascar, all sports, conversations, swimming, boating, fishing, exercise, massages. Your age doesn't matter either. No games. I want a stable, secure man. Please write and have a nice day. I am open to whatever. Warm thoughts, Shirley


    Prisoner Number: W59878
    CCWF
    PO Box 1508 (507-32-4 L)
    Chowchilla, CA 93610

    Hometown: Oakdale, CA
    Will relocate: Yes
    Will write to international pen pals: Yes

    In prison for: Conspiracy, no violence, no drugs
    Will get out: 2012-12-18

    Height: 5'6 / Weight: 130 / Birthdate: 1980-11-19
    Hair: Brown / Eyes: Green / Ethnicity: Caucasian
    Sex: Female / Sexual Preference: Straight / Marital Status: Single


    Hi! Friends, Thank you for logging on. I am a convicted serial killer serving life in a California prison. Before you judge me, take a chance to get to know me. Sometimes things aren't how they appear. Sensationalism is just that dog and pony show. I own mine! There's more to me than the crime, much more. I had a real life, vibrant, interesting, full of adventure. Being an SK was definitely not my career choice. What I'd really like is to hear about you. I live in a box. You are my eyes to the world. I am looking for someone "REAL" who can be open and kind and most importantly, a friend. Yes, I get lonely. So come in and leave your shoes at the door. Let's get comfy and visit. Contact me directly at the address below. You can view my art on my personal page @ danasuegray31@yahoo.com. Yes, some are available for a donation. Ask. Hope to hear from you soon! "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious". "It's the source of all true art and science". -Albert Einstein


    Prisoner Number: W76776
    CCWF
    PO Box 1508 (513-31-2L)
    Chowchilla, CA 93610

    Hometown: Covina, CA
    Will relocate: No
    Will write to international pen pals: Yes

    In prison for: 187
    Will get out: 0000-00-00

    Height: 5'2 / Weight: 135 / Birthdate: 1957-12-06
    Hair: Blonde / Eyes: Blue / Ethnicity: Caucasian
    Sex: Female / Sexual Preference: Straight / Marital Status: Single
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    They allow photo shoots like that top one in prison?
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Sue_Gray
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post

    Stop! Hi there I am Shirley, a single woman seeking someone special to spoil me, pamper me and vice versa. Feel free to ask me all you want. Send your phone number so I can call you. I am healthy, I don't use nothing. I will relocate, no kids yet, a computer programmer technician. Would love to meet you on my release or while I'm here if you want to. I am clean, honest, sexy, fun, open, understanding, a college graduate, faithful, romantic, kind, loving, loyal, giving person. I like movies, music, dance, cooking, arts, crafts, gardening, zoos, Nascar, all sports, conversations, swimming, boating, fishing, exercise, massages. Your age doesn't matter either. No games. I want a stable, secure man. Please write and have a nice day. I am open to whatever. Warm thoughts, Shirley
    How is this different than women on the outside?

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    Ha! I saw that!

    Ever see the Susan Smith one??? They made her take it down. People lost their shit.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    They allow photo shoots like that top one in prison?
    i think that the people on the site have someone outside sign them up so they can tell them hey! use that sexy facebook photo of me!

    on the bottom there is an enroll an inmate option.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    i think that the people on the site have someone outside sign them up so they can tell them hey! use that sexy facebook photo of me!

    on the bottom there is an enroll an inmate option.
    Absolutely. Some people have a BBD tour shirt on and the shit is brand new. HOOTIE MACK!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    bell biv devoe? how is that recent?
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    How is this different than women on the outside?



    Ha! I saw that!

    Ever see the Susan Smith one??? They made her take it down. People lost their shit.
    What, I said what in the absolute fuck??

    Also, I am seeing CA in your future, Ron.


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    managed to take a nap, have dinner with my lady friend, AND finished my paper, formatted and all. so tomorrow i can work on packing, as long as i'm not rebounding again.

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    Spring and the feel of warm grass between my toes.
    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/signaturepics/sigpic83661_1.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneakers the Wonder Dog View Post
    Spring and the feel of warm grass between my toes.
    Oh my God that sounds horrible. barefoot outside?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Oh my God that sounds horrible. barefoot outside?
    Have you not seen Barefoot in the Park is a 1963 Broadway romantic comedy by Neil Simon? Thought that anyone who lived in NYC lived by this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Oh my God that sounds horrible. barefoot outside?
    Good squishy mud between your toes is good too .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    Have you not seen Barefoot in the Park is a 1963 Broadway romantic comedy by Neil Simon? Thought that anyone who lived in NYC lived by this.
    If he's seen it, he's either blocked it out or is in PTSD treatment.

    Have you seen this version?



    Much funnier than the movie.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    This also makes me happy.

    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/signaturepics/sigpic83661_1.gif

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    lidocaine patches.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post

    Also, I just noticed my girlbox is full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    lidocaine patches.
    Pricey but awesome!!!

    Have you tried the OTC Salon Pas patches? Their capsaicin pepper HOT ones rival the lidocaine for pain reduction and cost under a buck apiece!!
    I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko

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    super familiar with salonpas. they're the shit. but lidocaine patches don't smell. and they were gifted to me. special occasion patches!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post

    Also, I just noticed my girlbox is full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    super familiar with salonpas. they're the shit. but lidocaine patches don't smell. and they were gifted to me. special occasion patches!
    Yay for special occasions!! Hope you are doing well this evening.
    I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko

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    My niece taking her first steps!

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    And this video


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    http://www.ronwinter.tv/drums.html

    This guy is fucking dope. His shit for Beyonce was amazing.
    Last edited by g r ee n ey e s; 04-08-2013 at 11:33 AM.


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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