Dumb things that make you happy.

[angelaiscaustic]

I didn't know who the hell this was until I saw them/him/it on SNL. I liked it though.
The music. I don't wanna fuck him.

Gimmicky song aside, boy can rhyme.

[Nancy Drew]

The CD is pretty great.

[Shins]

The song is meh, but I have a massive crush on him

I love this song and I love this man. I would sex him in that flannel onesie with the socks on that mothafucka.

[g r ee n ey e s]

He has nice lips.. a nice.. mouth.

[Shins]

He just looks like one of those low hangin fellas.

[g r ee n ey e s]

He is a bit on the thin side of things.. I like guys with leg meat.

[Shins]

He is a bit on the thin side of things.. I like guys with leg meat.

Oh I'm sure he's got it.

[g r ee n ey e s]

I love how we are oogling this dude.

[Key West Digger]

Isn't there a thread for that?

[g r ee n ey e s]

Oogling makes us happy.

[Shins]

The porn thread has me all pervy.

[angelaiscaustic]

He just looks like one of those low hangin fellas.

One of my friends said he is on her list of "guys who look like they are good at fingering" I was like WTF.

[Shins]

One of my friends said he is on her list of "guys who look like they are good at fingering" I was like WTF.

I totally tagged dudes for what I thought they were good (or not good) at.

[g r ee n ey e s]

The porn thread making you pervvy makes me happy Shins.

I always try and guess size and I am always wrong.

[UncomfortablyNumb]

The porn thread has me all pervy.

Ya, me too. Go post your tits.

The porn thread making you pervvy makes me happy Shins.

I always try and guess size and I am always wrong.

Me too. So many of the cliches are wrong. Tall, big adam's apple, big feet, big hands-all equal big dick. So not true.

[Fleta]

Being all ripped and cut with an amazing body... and shaving body hair. Would expect small cawk? Happily, no..... *le sigh*

[UncomfortablyNumb]

I like chest hair.

[animosity]

i used the (not a) word 'edumacation' in an english paper i wrote today and i stand the fuck by it!

i asked my teacher to look at my rough draft and he told me my paper was 'kind of sterile'. so... i rewrote it - using the same concepts, but pretty my in the same style i write my posts here on MDS. so, yeah. i think he's in fer a treat.

*crossed fingers*

[Shins]

Ya, me too. Go post your tits.

Me too. So many of the cliches are wrong. Tall, big adam's apple, big feet, big hands-all equal big dick. So not true.

No post le tits.


My highschool ex was 6'0" and skinny. He kind had that Tommy Lee look about him. ...and they were twins under the belt.

I wonder if there's a relation there.

[emmieslost]

i've been with guys who are 6'6, 6', and 5'7. i don't think there is any relation.

[Shins]

Can one have a penis that is... too big?

[emmieslost]

i knew a guy i wouldn't fuck. we called him the fire-hydrant.

RIP.

my guess is he was about 5'9ish.

[Fleta]

Can one have a penis that is... too big?

Yes. I've seen some dudes in porn I wouldn't let near my lady pocket

[Shins]

Phew. I thought I was le cray.

[PunkerDuckie]

I wore my hair down at work tonight (and actually put on makeup), and the rookie fire guy (who has never talked to me before) asked if I was new and ruthlessly hit on me.

Bitch i've seen you on calls for weeks but good to know I still got it.