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    [quote author=MrBoddy2005 link=topic=14731.msg1036973#msg1036973 date=1223769035]
    Birds Are Disease Ridden Rats With Wings
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    Hey, thanks for sharing.
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    Gas prices are almost down to where they were when I was forced to quit driving. 

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    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=14731.msg1037657#msg1037657 date=1223850055]
    Gas prices are almost down to where they were when I was forced to quit driving. 
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    Its about 3.55 a gallon here now...was 4+ when the shortage was on...

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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1036746#msg1036746 date=1223751370]
    [size=20pt]THERE ARE BIRDS AT MY FEEDER!![/size]


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    No squirrels?  That is too bad...

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    That people who hunt and people that set up bird feeders all come together to talk about the Red Sox, how their underwear smells, dead people and Sci-Fi series. :lol:
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    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14731.msg1037694#msg1037694 date=1223853705]
    That people who hunt and people that set up bird feeders all come together to talk about the Red Sox, how their underwear smells, dead people and Sci-Fi series. :lol:
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    I just can't decide if it's the dead people or smelly underwear scaring the birds away from my feeder.
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    i played a lottery ticket at work today.. because i had 5 bucks to blow. and i won 40. I bought a newspaper, chapstick, a bag of chips and and TWO packs of cigarettes and had 20 bucks left.

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    I love finding treasures at the library!  I bought Jackie Collins Rockstar, and Da Vinci Code for .75 cents!! 

    I also found a Christian Bale movie.  I got 3:10 to YUMA, I hope it's good.  He sure looks hot as hell in it.  Someone please tell me it's good :D  Got some other awesome books too, but I'll save that for the book thread :P

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    [quote author=Chompin link=topic=14731.msg1037663#msg1037663 date=1223850648]
    Its about 3.55 a gallon here now...was 4+ when the shortage was on...
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    $2.69 today.

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    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=14731.msg1039005#msg1039005 date=1223929661]
    $2.69 today.
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    Ah. lucky. it's $3.39 here. I work at a gas station and we live close enough to Missouri and Kentucky that alot of people go across the bridge and fill up.. it's around 2.89 there.. and they come in our store and bitch that it's cheaper in a completely different state. Damn Illinois and it's high gas tax. 

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    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14731.msg1037694#msg1037694 date=1223853705]
    That people who hunt and people that set up bird feeders all come together to talk about the Red Sox, how their underwear smells, dead people and Sci-Fi series. :lol:
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    Only here on MDS would anyone be able to summarize such a wide variety of topics all in one thread!
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    Having moments that my daughter and I share alone after there were too many people around for a few days. Stupid shit like taking her out to eat, to get new fish, and to dance class. It really makes me so very happy to share those moments with her alone. I am selfish and like the time I have her all to by myself!

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    I'm the oldest in my grad. class..
    the only one who ever packs money.. apparently.
    and the class "mommy"..

    So i buy these mf'ers gum EVERY DAY.. and we have an assignment due tomorrow. we have to recite the cantebury tales.. the teacher gives us this damn assignment to be done over a 5 day break.. didnt better explain it. and no one gets it. the other english teacher, hates the cantebury tales. whatever.

    Anyway.. the person who tells teh best story gets a $25 certificate to the outback steakhouse.. i know thats like a drink, right? but whatever..

    And, I was all like, I'm gonna be fair, and bring EVERYONE food. I was gonna homemake cookies, and use the dinosaur cookie cutter.. and ice each one the students favorite color.. I nixed that plan.

    So I got off of work at 10, drove up to walmart, and bought the shit for this assignment. I was gonna need a horse.. so I was thinking of getting a horse on a stick.. i couldn't find one.. so I got a girraffe for 88 cents. i got a gigana-huge envelope, and the gum that inevitably everyone was going to need tomorrow. I got fruit snacks to go into the giganahuge envelope, and im passing them out after i tell my story. because i think everyone should get something for telling thier story.

    when i was like 6 my sister got a big bouncy ball as one of her birthday gifts... and my mommy got me a bouncy ball with the little mermaid on it.. because she didnt want me to feel bad that it was my sisters birthday and i didnt get anything.

    ah i wish she still did that. but i do.. for my 17 17 year old kids. thats right, bitches.. i am a good momsy. oh and i have one 18 year old, who's exactly 3 months younger than me.

    i did that shit after i got off work. i got home from the walmart at 11:15. take my kids. take them. i'm like a mother lion. all protective and shits.

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    I want some of what you're smokin'.
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    Six inch Italian herbs and cheese, vegetarian, with double old English cheese, avacado, plus lettuce, tomato, carrot, capsicum, cucumber, onion, olives and jalapenos with ranch dressing and sweet chilli sauce, no salt, extra pepper. Toasted.   I love lunch
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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1039581#msg1039581 date=1223960861]
     

    I want some of what you're smokin'.
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    its good shit.

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    [quote author=ichy_underpants link=topic=14731.msg1039594#msg1039594 date=1223961675]

    its good shit.
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    Apparently. I never have that kind of fun.
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=ichy_underpants link=topic=14731.msg1039574#msg1039574 date=1223960389]

    So i buy these mf'ers gum EVERY DAY.. and we have an assignment due tomorrow. we have to recite the cantebury tales.. the teacher gives us this damn assignment to be done over a 5 day break.. didnt better explain it. and no one gets it. the other english teacher, hates the cantebury tales. whatever.


    [/quote]

    Senior English, right? 

    LOL 

    We had to memorize the intro - General Prologue - to the Canterbury Tales in MIDDLE ENGLISH.  I have been out of high school much longer than you have been alive Miss Ichy and I STILL can recite a few lines of it... 

    Stupid stuff we remember....the important stuff (where are my extra car keys, etc.) Not so much.
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    [quote author=nestlequikie link=topic=14731.msg1039601#msg1039601 date=1223962010]
    Senior English, right?  

    LOL 

    We had to memorize the intro - General Prologue - to the Canterbury Tales in MIDDLE ENGLISH.  I have been out of high school much longer than you have been alive Miss Ichy and I STILL can recite a few lines of it... 

    Stupid stuff we remember....the important stuff (where are my extra car keys, etc.) Not so much.
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    That sucks. We dont have to do word for word, just paraphrasing (i guess).. my story was like 60 pages. I like to complain.. the plastic girraffe that i got in place of a horse, humps stuff.. its on my foot right now. im debating on which way to go about this assignment.. make it funny or just word for word.

    my fruit snacks are charlie brown--the great pumpkin. the texture is awful, but they taste awesome.

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    [quote author=ichy_underpants link=topic=14731.msg1039620#msg1039620 date=1223962692]
    That sucks. We dont have to do word for word, just paraphrasing (i guess).. my story was like 60 pages. I like to complain.. the plastic girraffe that i got in place of a horse, humps stuff.. its on my foot right now. im debating on which way to go about this assignment.. make it funny or just word for word.

    my fruit snacks are charlie brown--the great pumpkin. the texture is awful, but they taste awesome.
    [/quote]

      Stop. You're killing me.
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    Eating Edy's Slow Churned Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookie ice cream, straight out of the gallon.

    It's limited edition, so if you like thin mints, I highly suggest this ice cream!

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    [quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=14731.msg1039631#msg1039631 date=1223962986]
    Eating Edy's Slow Churned Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookie ice cream, straight out of the gallon.

    It's limited edition, so if you like thin mints, I highly suggest this ice cream!
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    it is the shit. i had it last year.

    I worked with a lady named betty tonight. she spelt hers with a Y.. you're an ie. there's a difference. BUT ANYWAY.. she is awesome. and every person i know named betty.. which is like 3 IRL.. but anyway, they're all like.. crazy, loud, i'll beat your ass type of people. the betty i work with doesn't have any front teeth. she's loud as im is. and totally deadlegged me at the register, and made me hit my knee on a shelf because i didn't smile at this guy. i ran out of cigarettes one night and i was working with her.. and she was like, here smoke one of mine..and i was scared to say no thanks, im good..so i took it.. and it was an unfiltered camel (i didn't know they still made those).. and it totally tasted like shit.. but she had my back.. and she chased after a guy after he tried driving off without paying for gas.. and she was like YOU NEED TO PAY FOR YOUR DAMN GAS. her birthday is sunday.. i'll probably be working.. so i'm gonna make her a cupcake with a sparkler on the top. she's gonna be like 60.. she totally scares the hell outta me. i wanna be like that when i grow up. she buys her grandkids poptarts for breakfast and takes them to the gas station to get an egg busicit every sunday before church.. and last sunday she brought me roast, and taters and carrots because we worked together.

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    :-o your names not even Bettie!

    you fail!
    [size=4pt]but mines not really ichy either. so i guess it's all good.[/size]

    i looked at your myspace. that's how i know. oo im stalking you. oOoOoO.

    but i fosho though it was bettie.. how would that not be the shit

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=ichy_underpants link=topic=14731.msg1039649#msg1039649 date=1223963942]
    :-o your names not even Bettie!

    you fail!
    [size=10pt]but mines not really ichy either. so i guess it's all good.[/size]

    i looked at your myspace. that's how i know. oo im stalking you. oOoOoO.

    but i fosho though it was bettie.. how would that not be the shit
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    I'm playing shoe's role here..haha

    I wish it were bettie, I'm a jennifer, it's so common.

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    I was like.. JENNY.. I love you Jenn-y.

    forrest gump is my favorite movie.

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