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    senior cunt emmieslost's Avatar
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    it makes my heart happy when mdsers are doing well. i learn so much from you all.

    i'm happy to have a pretty amazing man in my life who totally turned my frown upside down yesterday.

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    this face. this little face makes me so happy. :)

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    absoloutley beautiful, debk.

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    I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE FIREWATER!!

    can you tell i'm fucking excited?

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    my mom's choice of light afternoon entertainment is the movie 'the sound of insects' a trippy narrative documentary about a man who commits suicide by going out into the woods, building a tent and writing in his diary as he spends over two months starving himself to death. it's based on the japanese book, 'until i am a mummy'.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I biked over 8 miles today. Let's see if I'm still happy about this in the morning.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I biked over 8 miles today. Let's see if I'm still happy about this in the morning.
    My butt is sympathetic for how your butt will feel tomorrow morning.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    My butt is sympathetic for how your butt will feel tomorrow morning.




    I dunno how you guys get down, but mine came with a seat.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post




    I dunno how you guys get down, but mine came with a seat.
    Unless it is a really good seat, your ass will still hurt. Truth.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    Unless it is a really good seat, your ass will still hurt. Truth.
    Challenge accepted.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    don't forget your butt paste.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I'm less worried about his ass than I am his balls. His ass isn't very big.

    I have an after market, gel seat on my bike. Totally worth it at twice the price.

    I'm glad to hear you got a bike, Ron. I know you've been wanting one. They really are fun.

    DTTMMH: 8 hour tattoo sesh today. Sweet dreams. Better realities. Almost done grading. Friday is in two days. I wish I had a magic, fairy wand and could sprinkle everyone with love and happiness.

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    All my parts are fine.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    All my parts are fine.
    Just be careful. They do make a special seat to protect delicate man parts :)

    See the opening, there, no pinching: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Velo-BioLo...260420&veh=cse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peavey View Post
    Just be careful. They do make a special seat to protect delicate man parts :)

    See the opening, there, no pinching: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Velo-BioLo...260420&veh=cse
    Is it normal for nuts to hang like that?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    In other news, Imma have to start acting like regular ole me for a while before people think I'm becoming a drooling idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peavey View Post
    In other news, Imma have to start acting like regular ole me for a while before people think I'm becoming a drooling idiot.
    True story.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Is it normal for nuts to hang like that?
    Not hang, but need a little extra room underneath. And what do I know. I've never had nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peavey View Post
    That smiley isn't helping.

    You have some head trauma or something? Don't fall asleep.

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    Not hang, but need a little extra room underneath. And what do I know. I've never had nuts.
    Too easy.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    No head trauma, but I haven't been this happy or laughed this much, since, well, ever. Now if it'll just stay like this, I'll be set.

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    i love seeing you silly stupid happy, peavs. i'm hoping that a week or so for now i'll be in that place, too. it helps that i made a tattoo appointment for July to finally get my leg-sleeve finished.

    i talked to my grandma last night (the one that is alive, for those who think i'm nuts ) and told her about my big summer plans. it means so much to have her support. her health is improving which makes me very happy.

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    So happy you're happy, Peavey. <333

    I'm happy that this dress showed up on my doorstep today.


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    That dress is perfect.

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    Dammit Nat! I SO love your taste!

    Excellent dress is excellent.
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    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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