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    The boy's bday is tomorrow and his grandparents sent him a card with $100 in it. It said, "Go out to a romantic dinner and pop that cork and shake that hip!" I thought it was cute.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFavoriteDaughter View Post
    The boy's bday is tomorrow and his grandparents sent him a card with $100 in it. It said, "Go out to a romantic dinner and pop that cork and shake that hip!" I thought it was cute.
    Wow, old folks with a sense of what things cost. They didn't just stuff a $5 in there and say "don't spend it all in one place" or "fill your gas tank" or something.

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    New undies... hahaha
    Pics or it didn't happen.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Wow, old folks with a sense of what things cost. They didn't just stuff a $5 in there and say "don't spend it all in one place" or "fill your gas tank" or something.

    Pics or it didn't happen.
    He's their only grandchild they speak to. They're really nice people.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFavoriteDaughter View Post
    He's their only grandchild they speak to. They're really nice people.
    That should be fun when they die, huh?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    That should be fun when they die, huh?
    Their daughter's son is in prison. Their other 4 grandchildren, they don't even know about They're his dad's other kids that he just found out about awhile ago. He's been putting off telling them.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFavoriteDaughter View Post
    Their daughter's son is in prison. Their other 4 grandchildren, they don't even know about They're his dad's other kids that he just found out about awhile ago. He's been putting off telling them.
    Ha. That just made me realize...maybe some of those half-siblings of mine collected a payday when my grandparents kicked it. Those fucks. Nah, if that happened then maybe they'd look for me. I'm the youngest so they don't have to know about me, but you think those piece of shit Negro parents of my dad may have mentioned me, no matter how much they disliked my mom.

    /TMI



    At least he doesn't have much competition. He can do just about anything, but NOT being in prison is a win at this point. Hahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Ha. That just made me realize...maybe some of those half-siblings of mine collected a payday when my grandparents kicked it. Those fucks. Nah, if that happened then maybe they'd look for me. I'm the youngest so they don't have to know about me, but you think those piece of shit Negro parents of my dad may have mentioned me, no matter how much they disliked my mom.

    /TMI



    At least he doesn't have much competition. He can do just about anything, but NOT being in prison is a win at this point. Hahaha.
    He's just been avoiding telling them because it will break his grandmother's heart. She loves being a grandma, so much.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFavoriteDaughter View Post
    He's just been avoiding telling them because it will break his grandmother's heart. She loves being a grandma, so much.
    Long sentence? You guys may not have to tell em.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Long sentence? You guys may not have to tell em.
    They know about the one in prison. He's a little older than L. They are still in contact with their daughters. No one has seen or spoken to L's dad in over 20 years. They don't know about the 4 youngest grandkids. They range in age from 19 to 11.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFavoriteDaughter View Post
    They know about the one in prison. He's a little older than L. They are still in contact with their daughters. No one has seen or spoken to L's dad in over 20 years. They don't know about the 4 youngest grandkids. They range in age from 19 to 11.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Papa was a piece of shit that beat his wife and kidnapped his 5 year old son and dumped him on a street corner.

    ETA: Back on topic. McDonald's coffee.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFavoriteDaughter View Post
    Papa was a piece of shit that beat his wife and kidnapped his 5 year old son and dumped him on a street corner.

    ETA: Back on topic. McDonald's coffee.
    x85


    Back on topic: The Temptations
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    x85


    Back on topic: The Temptations
    I'll second that.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Ths made me happy.

    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    My cat is super into Bing Crosby. Whenever he sings, she starts purring her brains out and staring at my laptop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    My cat is super into Bing Crosby. Whenever he sings, she starts purring her brains out and staring at my laptop.
    Your cat has good taste.

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    if you're not watching this season of ru paul's drag race, you should make sure to catch up online. sharon needles is gonna own this season. she's fucking fierce and flawless and not your typical queen. great to see a familiar face and iowa represented. and elvira as a guest judge? fuck yes.

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