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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    I am more than aware that I have the unfortunate trifecta of being not conventionally attractive, smart/opinions on things, and I'm a fairly intense person. Boys do not make passes at girls that are weird looking stroke faces with a strong sense of self.
    On to women with low self confidence (and hopefully no opinions)!

    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    haha. i hate me a little today because sometimes it's more fun to be dry and negative. and this happy thing is weird.

    and ron, i have been conditioned to believe that nobody would want this and i spent many a year being that girl that everybody loves but only in private. this is not some sad feel sorry for me bit, it's the truth.

    I dunno what to say to that.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    yeah, i've been seeing the same guy for over a year and a half and i'm still floored that he is into me and i constantly have to hold myself back from sabotaging it to avoid any heartache.

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    I dunno, I would say that I have pretty high self confidence but I understand what is unattractive about me. I'm used to being by myself and in the end, that's who i have to really deal with and live with, which is why I don't really compromise my beliefs to impress some meh dude.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    yeah, i've been seeing the same guy for over a year and a half and i'm still floored that he is into me and i constantly have to hold myself back from sabotaging it to avoid any heartache.
    So this is the same guy? I thought it was someone new.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    So this is the same guy? I thought it was someone new.
    nope. same dude. i take things slow. really fucking slow because i'm scared shitless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    nope. same dude. i take things slow. really fucking slow because i'm scared shitless.
    Oh, you're just still excited like he's new.

    And since when is this taking things slow? Seems pretty normal to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Looking up flights on tripadvisor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Oh, you're just still excited like he's new.

    And since when is this taking things slow? Seems pretty normal to me.
    i don't know how many guys would have stuck around seven months to fuck me.

    and it was another year before i got comfortable with the term "boyfriend."

    i have friends that have been together less time than i've been with him, who are already engaged/married and trying to have/have babies so yeah...i'll take the slow route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i don't know how many guys would have stuck around seven months to fuck me.

    and it was another year before i got comfortable with the term "boyfriend."

    i have friends that have been together less time than i've been with him, who are already engaged/married and trying to have/have babies so yeah...i'll take the slow route.
    Or they take the fast route. That shit is relative.

    Doesn't seem slow to me in the least. Especially since you were with your ex for so long.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Or they take the fast route. That shit is relative.

    Doesn't seem slow to me in the least. Especially since you were with your ex for so long.
    i suppose you're right.

    i'm sure thats why i'm a little retarded, it takes a long time to heal after seven years of trauma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i suppose you're right.

    i'm sure thats why i'm a little retarded, it takes a long time to heal after seven years of trauma.
    Yea, seven years with someone, then you're living with a new dude in 2 weeks after breaking up isn't exactly a good idea either.

    You're good where you are. Be happy.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i could just pinch your cheeks, ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i don't know how many guys would have stuck around seven months to fuck me.

    and it was another year before i got comfortable with the term "boyfriend."

    i have friends that have been together less time than i've been with him, who are already engaged/married and trying to have/have babies so yeah...i'll take the slow route.
    omg, we did some horrible awful couples thing that i was dreading last night. i have no problem referring to him as my boyfriend but this "we" and "us" shit freaks me the fuck out. i am so comfortable with and used to being just me, so it's an adjustment. i dreaded inviting him out to the couples thing last night but i asked him and he was like, "hey, that sounds fun!" so WEIRD. it was fun though, once i got over my anxiety over it all.

    things have moved at a rather fast pace but it all feels so natural that it's hard to not keep rolling with it. this is not like me. sometimes i feel the pull to start shit and pick fights and give him opportunity to not like me but motherfucker just keeps being cool and liking who i am and what i'm all about. what a jerk! there was that whole freak out thing, which sucked but homedude had his own 7 years of hell.


    and HEYY---where are you going? imma be nosy.

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    Nowhere. I just like looking up flights. I want to go visit Kraze because I have a ticket voucher for an airline I can't remember at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyyyMan View Post
    Nowhere. I just like looking up flights. I want to go visit Kraze because I have a ticket voucher for an airline I can't remember at the moment.
    Bring your teflon.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    For cooking? She doesn't strike me as a baker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    omg, we did some horrible awful couples thing that i was dreading last night. i have no problem referring to him as my boyfriend but this "we" and "us" shit freaks me the fuck out. i am so comfortable with and used to being just me, so it's an adjustment. i dreaded inviting him out to the couples thing last night but i asked him and he was like, "hey, that sounds fun!" so WEIRD. it was fun though, once i got over my anxiety over it all.

    things have moved at a rather fast pace but it all feels so natural that it's hard to not keep rolling with it. this is not like me. sometimes i feel the pull to start shit and pick fights and give him opportunity to not like me but motherfucker just keeps being cool and liking who i am and what i'm all about. what a jerk! there was that whole freak out thing, which sucked but homedude had his own 7 years of hell.


    and HEYY---where are you going? imma be nosy.
    i feel you. sometimes things just feel right and you should roll with it if it feels right. mr man seems like a real good guy.

    and heyyy, do yourself a favor and wait for the spring to visit kraze. january/feb is no time to visit the midwest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyyyMan View Post
    For cooking? She doesn't strike me as a baker.
    I mean one of these.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Ohhhh ahahaha that makes more sense now.

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    Probably been posted on here somewhere, but this made my day:


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    I am finally making steps to be a full fledged adult....went down and aced my permit test today.
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    Shut up, dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah Underwood View Post
    I am finally making steps to be a full fledged adult....went down and aced my permit test today.
    Congrats.


    For boogie:
    http://www.cracked.com/video_18365_t...ffic-cops.html
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post


    Here is a news video about of the Today Show of him from a year ago:


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