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    Getting tipso at the airport. Portland bound. :)
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    Why not just be an adult and go forward with your life. You do know the reps aren't real money or anything right?

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    Oh hello motivation, and Michelle, and Crystal, and happy hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Getting tipso at the airport. Portland bound. :)
    I love flying into portland it's always pretty.


    anyway

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    DTTMMH: Taking a super hot shower, only to have a big veiny penis appear on the frosted door when it gets steamy. Yay for men!


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    IM exchange:

    Her: You are so lucky your family is dead, estranged, or non-existent.

    me:
    fits me perfectly, eh?

    Her: I'm jealousing.

    me: Yea, people always act like it's the worst thing, but it's pretty awesome.
    After my mom dies, that's a wrap. Never talking to these darkies again.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    A first grade girl told me today that when she's strong enough she's going to drop-kick me.

    I don't know what it is but I just adore the feisty kids. They make my damn day

    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    Huh? you're a woman?

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to aphaziak again. You go girl!!!

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    Another thing that makes me happy is streaming crappity horror movies on Netflix while I do homework. Moby Dick: 2012, indeed!
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    Just as I suspected. A ring of elderly pedophiles.
    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Love View Post
    Fucking piece of shit, fucking scum, internet ass holes. fucking ingrate no life having fat ass. you have no fucking clue at whats going on fuck tard shit for brains.

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    ugg. NSFW indeed
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    But farsighted people make me happy :(
    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Just as I suspected. A ring of elderly pedophiles.
    Quote Originally Posted by Southern Love View Post
    Fucking piece of shit, fucking scum, internet ass holes. fucking ingrate no life having fat ass. you have no fucking clue at whats going on fuck tard shit for brains.

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    Another Twitter follower. This one likes me for my body...

    AMDgQgTtHqd1 AMDgQgTtHqd1 My fantasy is for you to rip off my ...................
    please follow me.

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    DTTM me laugh:

    This headline-
    Man Named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested on Drug Charges



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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    DTTM me laugh:

    This headline-
    Man Named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested on Drug Charges


    DRUGS!? i never would have guessed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    DTTM me laugh:

    This headline-
    Man Named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested on Drug Charges


    The only conceivable reason I could see myself getting married was for this particular last name. He's rather cute too, without the skanky hair.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    DTTM me laugh:

    This headline-
    Man Named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested on Drug Charges



    He was arrested in Madison on drug and weapon charges. I read about him this morning in the Milwaukee paper and my husband and I spent the morning sing "Bippity Boppity Boo" substituting his last name. Hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    He was arrested in Madison on drug and weapon charges. I read about him this morning in the Milwaukee paper and my husband and I spent the morning sing "Bippity Boppity Boo" substituting his last name. Hilarious!


    He looks like Heath Ledger to me.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Will Turner.

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    I think he's quite good looking! Were he clean (in more than one sense ) I would spend a night being Mrs Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

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    He looks like a Heath Ledger/Will Turner love child.

    Nom.

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    I laughed so hard over that mother fucker on my 6+ hour car ride that tears streamed down my face.

    DTTMMH: Having laughed so much in the last 72 hours that my abs legitimately hurt; seeing old friends; feeling emotionally fabulous even though I am sick as a dawg.

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    http://usnwc.org/



    DTTMMH: Taking a road trip back "home" to spend the weekend doing fun, outdoors-y stuff with my baby sis.
    I'm so excited I could scream again.

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    DTTMMH: Hooky days. Pay day! Junk tv, marijuana, blankets, pjs, pillows. A little boost to the mental health before facing my family court interview tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peavey View Post
    I laughed so hard over that mother fucker on my 6+ hour car ride that tears streamed down my face.

    DTTMMH: Having laughed so much in the last 72 hours that my abs legitimately hurt; seeing old friends; feeling emotionally fabulous even though I am sick as a dawg.
    this! i have had a lot of laughing til it hurts moments as of late.

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    This Headline:
    South Philadelphia Woman Finds Image of Jesus On Window Blinds

    With this picture:


    and with this comment in the forum:
    Looks more like Chuck Norris getting ready to round house someone if you ask me.

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