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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=emmieslost link=topic=14731.msg1708229#msg1708229 date=1283466758]
    i had a drink thrown on me last night for the first time in my life.  i think i will always laugh at this memory.  it was hysterical. 
    [/quote]

    Did you smack her ass afterwards? :x



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    [quote author=g r ee n ey e s link=topic=14731.msg1708232#msg1708232 date=1283467011]
    Did you smack her ass afterwards? :x


    [/quote]

    no, it was a boy.  i spit beer at him and got a drink thrown on me in return.  in my defense, he spit at me first.  and i scored a free drink by spitting on him.  :lol:  

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=angryblkgirl link=topic=14731.msg1707991#msg1707991 date=1283440519]
    I love it when I piss off racist online, I know it's dumb and faily easy to do but I love it. I also love it when I piss off liberals, conservatives and homos
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=angryblkgirl link=topic=14731.msg1707991#msg1707991 date=1283440519]
    I love it when I piss off racist online, I know it's dumb and faily easy to do but I love it. I also love it when I piss off liberals, conservatives and homos
    [/quote]

    What about Ewoks? Is it fun to piss them off, too?
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=14731.msg1708239#msg1708239 date=1283467926]
    What about Ewoks? Is it fun to piss them off, too?
    [/quote]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkWJpvNhADU


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    [quote author=emmieslost link=topic=14731.msg1708233#msg1708233 date=1283467202]
    no, it was a boy.  i spit beer at him and got a drink thrown on me in return.  in my defense, he spit at me first.  and i scored a free drink by spitting on him.  :lol:  
    [/quote]   Can we do stuff like this next time we meet? 
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1708279#msg1708279 date=1283473410]
      Can we do stuff like this next time we meet? 
    [/quote]

    come stay in the 515 for a night.  i'll take you out for west port wednesday and you can meet all my obnoxious and loud drunk friends.  they're adorable if you're into that sort of thing. 

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    Making Jewlery and researching a market for it online. Etsy seems reasonable.
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=bowieluva link=topic=14731.msg1707603#msg1707603 date=1283380655]
    ? I love all of those things but Monty Python.

    Considering how horrible you think women are, and how you're only attracted to the ones with huge fake body parts anyone could buy, maybe you should consider the forbidden love of trannys?
    [/quote]
    :roll:



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    Oh my God, are you really discussing local venues with 2 people you have never met in person?
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    Today I saw one of those Gangsta wannabe kids with the pants around their ass, trip and fall flat on his face due to his pants. He looked around like "Shit.. Did anyone see me?!", so I made sure i laughed as loud as possible from my car. Pull up your god damned pants. Oh, the him falling part was the DTTMMH.


    Also, I have been making deliverys to stores lately and have noticed a lot of stupid/funny home made signs on the windows. I have been taking pictures of them, but I saw one tonight on the front door of a Nail Salon that said "This is not A public restroom". :lol:

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    i just saw pics of my kid's first day of school.    they are beautiful.  and little emmie turns ten on monday.   

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=ShortestStraw link=topic=14731.msg1708408#msg1708408 date=1283485177]
    Making Jewlery and researching a market for it online. Etsy seems reasonable.
    [/quote]
    I have a good friend who was recently able to quit her job because she's been doing so well selling jewelry on Etsy!

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=14731.msg1708536#msg1708536 date=1283524909]
    I have a good friend who was recently able to quit her job because she's been doing so well selling jewelry on Etsy!
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    Etsy is amazing. And that's frigging awesome. I need to work on something like that! Psh to a 9-5!

    Also:

    DTTMMH: Speaking of 9-5. (Or 8:30 to 4:30 I should say)... I get out an hour and a half early today to kick off my 3 day weekend. 
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=14731.msg1708239#msg1708239 date=1283467926]
    What about Ewoks? Is it fun to piss them off, too?
    [/quote]

    :lol: I hate those things.



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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=14731.msg1708536#msg1708536 date=1283524909]
    I have a good friend who was recently able to quit her job because she's been doing so well selling jewelry on Etsy!
    [/quote]

    What kind of jewelry does she make? I'm into charm bracelets at the moment and recently just ordered a bunch of wholesale charms, stamping material, etc etc. I'm just doing a test run with it for now. I've heard a lot of people say they know someone who makes a living off of doing these things.  :-D
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    Names.

    Today, I read about a guy named Howard Howard.


    ANd last night, I met a guy whose real middle name was "Cadillac Jones". :lol: Yes, He did live in a trailer park.

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=boogieman link=topic=14731.msg1708881#msg1708881 date=1283560161]
    Names.

    Today, I read about a guy named Howard Howard.


    ANd last night, I met a guy whose real middle name was "Cadillac Jones". :lol: Yes, He did live in a trailer park.
    [/quote]

    There is a guy in the busted paper this week named "Tupac Makaveli". His parents just set him up to one day make that paper.  :lol:


    ron_nyc: I don't like the black ones much.

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    ok..names...where I work I see all kinds of names come thru...makes me wonder WTF were the parnents thinking?
    1) Palace Stepps
    2) Kelly Greene
    3) Avis Davis
    4) Famous King
    5)Hoo Ha

    Anyway....the dumb thing I like..(keep in mind, I am fully aware this is dumb) is to go to Target, or where ever, and when I see someone not having a good day I smile and say"I really like your hair!" or if their kids are having a trantrum I say to mom "It's hard..I know! But aren't the hugs they give you later worth it all?". I know how corney it all is...but I know some people never hear anything nice all day.  And that sucks.  So even it's from me, some random stranger, it makes their day a little brighter.
    I'm just sayin'....

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    I know a tattoo artist named Swirly Wanx Sinatra.
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    TPT is more caramel. She's sweet and so smooth she'll slide a finger in your butthole.

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=14731.msg1708933#msg1708933 date=1283567474]
    I know a tattoo artist named Swirly Wanx Sinatra.
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    :lol: Did he change it??


    ron_nyc: I don't like the black ones much.

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    Yes. He won a bet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow
    TPT is more caramel. She's sweet and so smooth she'll slide a finger in your butthole.

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=14731.msg1708950#msg1708950 date=1283568728]
    Yes. He won a bet.
    [/quote]

    He made a bet and if he WON he would change it. What would have happened if he lost??


    ron_nyc: I don't like the black ones much.

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    Haha, I don't know that, but it frightens me, lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow
    TPT is more caramel. She's sweet and so smooth she'll slide a finger in your butthole.

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=boogieman link=topic=14731.msg1708881#msg1708881 date=1283560161]
    Names.

    Today, I read about a guy named Howard Howard.


    ANd last night, I met a guy whose real middle name was "Cadillac Jones". :lol: Yes, He did live in a trailer park.
    [/quote]



    I used to work with a chick in Detroit named Peninsula.  :2huh:


    Today there was a thread about a guy named Chester. He is a molester.

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