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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=soultosqueeze link=topic=14731.msg1651826#msg1651826 date=1277005187]
    Watching the excitement on my neices faces this afternoon when I caught a fish at the lake.  They are my world!
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    Oh, that's cool. I let my neighbor take my kids looking for crawdads today.  :2huh:

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    lol, some dipshit at wal mart side swiped my truck while i was shopping, i guess they tried to leave before i got out side but their piece of shit little runt car got caught on my big metal fenders, as i told you all before this happens a lot, people running into my fenders, because my fenders stick out 4 inches on each side more than they should, after market fenders, anyways i got finished shopping and was on my way back to my truck and saw a car drive by with no bumper or fender plastic, and half of the underneath of their bumper was dragging, the whole front plastic piece was gone, when i got to my truck i saw it hanging from my bumper, this made my day, fucking morons need to understand my truck is a beast, a 1987 all metal chevy with a custom 350, no bullshit plastic on my truck, no bullshit electronics on my truck, 4 inch lift sitting on 42 inch super swampers, your little car wont do shit to my truck, the sad thing is these assholes were so fucking dishonest and worried about losing money they would rather destroy the front of their car to get out of admitting to hitting my truck, the really sad thing is they did nothing to my truck at all, just a little scratch, we could have just put a jack under the front of their car and lifted it right off of my bumper and did little damage to their car, and im a nice guy most of the time, i would have just laughed about it, but no, these fucking assholes would rather rip the whole front end off their car to get out of owning up to something they did, fucking people are stupid...
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    DTTMMH:
    1. spending a day at the beach with my whole family, with minimal fighting / tantrums &amp; none of the kids beating the shit out of, or tryna drown, each other.
    2. fizzy cola wands!
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    DTTMMH: Having Sundays off.

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    Organic fruit smoothies for breakfast.
    A bike ride with my two favorite boys.
    High 70's with low humidity.
    A pot of marinara with vegan 'meat'balls.
    The last load of laundry in the dryer.
    :-D

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    dttmmh:&nbsp; laying in bed with my husband and the kittehs, watching mallrats.&nbsp;
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=NapalmDave))) link=topic=14731.msg1651956#msg1651956 date=1277039574]
    lol, some dipshit at wal mart side swiped my truck while i was shopping, i guess they tried to leave before i got out side but their piece of shit little runt car got caught on my big metal fenders, as i told you all before this happens a lot, people running into my fenders, because my fenders stick out 4 inches on each side more than they should, after market fenders, anyways i got finished shopping and was on my way back to my truck and saw a car drive by with no bumper or fender plastic, and half of the underneath of their bumper was dragging, the whole front plastic piece was gone, when i got to my truck i saw it hanging from my bumper, this made my day, fucking morons need to understand my truck is a beast, a 1987 all metal chevy with a custom 350, no bullshit plastic on my truck, no bullshit electronics on my truck, 4 inch lift sitting on 42 inch super swampers, your little car wont do shit to my truck, the sad thing is these assholes were so fucking dishonest and worried about losing money they would rather destroy the front of their car to get out of admitting to hitting my truck, the really sad thing is they did nothing to my truck at all, just a little scratch, we could have just put a jack under the front of their car and lifted it right off of my bumper and did little damage to their car, and im a nice guy most of the time, i would have just laughed about it, but no, these fucking assholes would rather rip the whole front end off their car to get out of owning up to something they did, fucking people are stupid...
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    And that makes you happy? I'd be pissed. I'm not a nice girl when it comes to people crashing into my car.&nbsp;
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    [quote author=ShortestStraw link=topic=14731.msg1652194#msg1652194 date=1277068205]
    And that makes you happy? I'd be pissed. I'm not a nice girl when it comes to people crashing into my car.&nbsp;
    [/quote]Yes it makes me happy, for one my truck is for the mud, its not pretty, so when someone hits the bumper with their pretty new car it makes my day, they should watch where they are going;)
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    [quote author=NapalmDave))) link=topic=14731.msg1652356#msg1652356 date=1277085079]
    Yes it makes me happy, for one my truck is for the mud, its not pretty, so when someone hits the bumper with their pretty new car it makes my day, they should watch where they are going;)
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=NapalmDave))) link=topic=14731.msg1652356#msg1652356 date=1277085079]
    Yes it makes me happy, for one my truck is for the mud, its not pretty, so when someone hits the bumper with their pretty new car it makes my day, they should watch where they are going;)
    [/quote]i must seee theis mud truck.

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=14731.msg1652186#msg1652186 date=1277066697]
    dttmmh:&nbsp; laying in bed with my husband and the kittehs, watching mallrats.&nbsp;
    [/quote]Ah, aren't you all suppose to be doing something else? Maybe a little romantic, lewd or down right Hot and Nasty?&nbsp; &nbsp; :-o

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    sure kwd.&nbsp; let me just take out my super plus tampon, and throw down a tarp.

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    Coloring :x

    My mom even got me coloring pages from the library (Suitable for 3-12 year olds) and i sat there happy as shit for hours. I'm 22 and they're on my fridge&nbsp; :lol: :lol:

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    [quote author=babiixdiiva link=topic=14731.msg1652564#msg1652564 date=1277104086]
    Coloring :x

    My mom even got me coloring pages from the library (Suitable for 3-12 year olds) and i sat there happy as shit for hours. I'm 22 and they're on my fridge&nbsp; :lol: :lol:
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    I do that, too.&nbsp; :2huh: I have numerous huge binders of those kind of pages, and I don't let my kids touch them. I make them copies.&nbsp; :-P

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    [quote author=GothaBella link=topic=14731.msg1652567#msg1652567 date=1277104929]

    I do that, too.&nbsp; :2huh: I have numerous huge binders of those kind of pages, and I don't let my kids touch them. I make them copies.&nbsp; :-P

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    [quote author=babiixdiiva link=topic=14731.msg1652568#msg1652568 date=1277105176]
    *le gasp* i think i wub jew
    [/quote]


    Coloring can be very therapeutic.&nbsp;

    Dover has some incredible art in there, too. I usually keep it in one separate folder so I can find them.

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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=14731.msg1652561#msg1652561 date=1277103161]
    sure kwd.&nbsp; let me just take out my super plus tampon, and throw down a tarp.


    [/quote]

    Neens is tapering off 'roids again.&nbsp; :-o





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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=nestlequikie link=topic=14731.msg1652571#msg1652571 date=1277106099]
    Neens is tapering off 'roids again.&nbsp; &nbsp;:-o





    :lol:
    [/quote]

    :oops: :oops: :oops:

    i cant help it, dammit.&nbsp; :lol:
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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=14731.msg1652598#msg1652598 date=1277123114]
    :oops: :oops: :oops:

    i cant help it, dammit.&nbsp; :lol:
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    [quote author=neenerneener link=topic=14731.msg1652561#msg1652561 date=1277103161]
    sure kwd.&nbsp; let me just take out my super plus tampon, and throw down a tarp.


    [/quote]geez you foul little twat face!&nbsp;

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    [quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=14731.msg1652697#msg1652697 date=1277134675]
    geez you foul little twat face!&nbsp;
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    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14731.msg1652707#msg1652707 date=1277135271]
    Did she do it? I would expect at least that much from a soldier.
    [/quote]i doubt it.&nbsp; you know how she is about messy stuff.&nbsp;

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    [quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=14731.msg1652712#msg1652712 date=1277135463]
    i doubt it.&nbsp; you know how she is about messy stuff.&nbsp;
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    My exhusband used to think it was funny to pull on my tampon string to wake me up in the morning.&nbsp; No wonder why I hated him.
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    [quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=14731.msg1652719#msg1652719 date=1277135847]
    My exhusband used to think it was funny to pull on my tampon string to wake me up in the morning.&nbsp; No wonder why I hated him.
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    Well, did it wake you up? That's just gross.&nbsp;

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