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    Re: Dumb things that make you happy.

    Listening to EPMD over and over, and over again.

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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1220431#msg1220431 date=1237566388]
    Why do you get toys? I want a job where I get toys.
    [/quote]Clients send me random shit all the time to thank me for attending stuff. I much prefer the sandbox over the chocolate-covered potato chips.
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    [quote author=Nancy Drew link=topic=14731.msg1220537#msg1220537 date=1237569820]
    Clients send me random shit all the time to thank me for attending stuff. I much prefer the sandbox over the chocolate-covered potato chips.
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    If the sandbox was a bit deeper you could bury those potato chips. Did you try them? Sounds pretty gross.
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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1220548#msg1220548 date=1237570054]
    If the sandbox was a bit deeper you could bury those potato chips. Did you try them? Sounds pretty gross.
    [/quote]Yeah, they were rank. The girls in my office like them. lol last year a client rented out Pure for us and our giftbags contained the most random shit ever, like a screwdriver, cufflinks and a mountain-climbing DVD.
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    [quote author=Nancy Drew link=topic=14731.msg1220557#msg1220557 date=1237570251]
    Yeah, they were rank. The girls in my office like them. lol last year a client rented out Pure for us and our giftbags contained the most random shit ever, like a screwdriver, cufflinks and a mountain-climbing DVD.
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    hahaha Dip that shit in chocolate and you would have had something.
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    I got pulled over today on my way home to my hometown, and he let me off with a warning!  :D

    EDIT: I was only going 6 over...so I guess it's not that big of a deal...but still! lol
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    [quote author=Nancy Drew link=topic=14731.msg1220557#msg1220557 date=1237570251]
    Yeah, they were rank. The girls in my office like them. lol last year a client rented out Pure for us and our giftbags contained the most random shit ever, like a screwdriver, cufflinks and a mountain-climbing DVD.
    [/quote]
    That's so rugged.
    Choco-covered potato chips sounds disgusting.
    Also, did the sandbox come with the traffic cones? It looks like a zen garden.

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    [quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=14731.msg1221041#msg1221041 date=1237607467]
    That's so rugged.
    Choco-covered potato chips sounds disgusting.
    Also, did the sandbox come with the traffic cones? It looks like a zen garden.
    [/quote]Yeah, haha. It's like a zen garden for those of us lucky enough to be in the construction industry.
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    My soon to be ex boss who constantly step on toes, go above peoples heads and continues to dig his hole a little deeper

    I quietly sat back and put up with your shit for almost 2 years and you sir are about finished. No more racist comments. No more talk about all the whore houses you visit or trying to get the guys to go with you. Finally no more "That's what she said". I thought that was your spoof of michael off The Office. Turns out you've never even seen that show. :roll:

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    [quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=14731.msg1221880#msg1221880 date=1237752583]
    My soon to be ex boss who constantly step on toes, go above peoples heads and continues to dig his hole a little deeper

    I quietly sat back and put up with your shit for almost 2 years and you sir are about finished. No more racist comments. No more talk about all the whore houses you visit or trying to get the guys to go with you. Finally no more "That's what she said". I thought that was your spoof of michael off The Office. Turns out you've never even seen that show. :roll:[/quote]

    That made me laugh so hard.

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    [quote author=LuciferBlue link=topic=14731.msg1221888#msg1221888 date=1237752827]
    That made me laugh so hard.
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    No joke. I never thought I see a man who lives so many horrible boss stereotypes. This guy deserves a special Dundee award.  He 40 years old and famous for walking around in stupid slogan shirts that frat boys would wear in college, like Your mom or Half man/half horse

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    Falling in like. I refuse to consider it is anything else.
    <br />The best thing happened. A guy was butchering Conway Twitty at Karaoke and the power went off in the bar. Someone shouted you pissed Jesus off when you messed with Conway!

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    Hey Mr Ronny McSmitefinger, when I'm nailing Lando, I pretend he's you.
    <br />The best thing happened. A guy was butchering Conway Twitty at Karaoke and the power went off in the bar. Someone shouted you pissed Jesus off when you messed with Conway!

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    [quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=14731.msg1221905#msg1221905 date=1237753966]
    No joke. I never thought I see a man who lives so many horrible boss stereotypes. This guy deserves a special Dundee award.&nbsp; He 40 years old and famous for walking around in stupid slogan shirts that frat boys would wear in college, like Your mom or Half man/half horse
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    ugh.&nbsp; he sounds totally creepy.&nbsp;
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    pretending to be creative. I just played with invisible glow in the dark pain!!
    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.

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    [quote author=vaga link=topic=14731.msg1222365#msg1222365 date=1237772420]
    pretending to be creative. I just played with invisible glow in the dark pain!!
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    Glow in the dark pain?&nbsp;
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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1222366#msg1222366 date=1237772457]
    Glow in the dark pain?&nbsp;
    [/quote]
    Even better. Invisible g i t d p.
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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1222366#msg1222366 date=1237772457]
    Glow in the dark pain?&nbsp;
    [/quote]

    I'm being &quot;creative&quot; and loosing my &quot;t&quot;s ;)&nbsp; :lol: PAINT THAT IS!! lol
    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.

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    [quote author=shansen1984 link=topic=14731.msg1223894#msg1223894 date=1237908064]
    So I took down the open letter I wrote to the CEO of AT&amp;T on my blog but omg.&nbsp; :-o

    So my fiance works for AT&amp;T and they have actually increased revenue, increased executive pay and cut their employee's pay (one who happens to be my fiance) by nearly 50% while raising quotas to a level unattainable.

    I just looked at my stat counter and noticed that I had 100 hits on my page from corporate AT&amp;T headquarters and the CEO emailed me this morning and said that the VP is going to contact my fiance.

    Ugh he didn't want to talk to the VP! Haha I honestly didn't expect a response.

    Well, they can't fire him over this and I am sure if they did they would be sued because I would definitely get a lawyer. I do have the CEO's email address and his email in my inbox stating he read the open letter on my blog.

    I am just surprised I got a response directly from him...

    ETA: I took down the open letter because he has responded.
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    woah!&nbsp; &nbsp; lol

    my buddy and i got into a huge fight over this the other night. Fucking vultures.

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    My boyfriend stopped at my house last night after his bowling league at like 10:30.&nbsp; I had been asleep since 9, so he came upstairs, kissed me goodnight and left.&nbsp; I woke up this morning and found my whole kitchen cleaned and the dishes done.&nbsp;

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    [quote author=shansen1984 link=topic=14731.msg1223903#msg1223903 date=1237908807]
    Why do one of you guys work there?
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    No, but he's the type who thinks it's ok to exploit the middle class so that he can get bonuses etc...

    He thinks it's perfectly ok to pile more work on people and pay them the same while he gets raises.

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    [quote author=shansen1984 link=topic=14731.msg1223908#msg1223908 date=1237909165]
    Oh and I got this back:

    OMG I told my SO and he's like, oh great!

    He's like OMG I'm going to get fired - but he can't! Other than being unionized if he was fired because I expressed concern over our family's wellbeing over a blog and he emailed me stating he read it - I'm sure they can't ax him.
    Oh and if they did I would soooo sue them.
    [/quote]

    I can understand why he's be pissed, but at the same time these companies need to be watched and reported on by people.

    I can't believe you had that many hits from their company. They must have people who just search the web looking for bad press. Fuck them.

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    [quote author=shansen1984 link=topic=14731.msg1223929#msg1223929 date=1237910399]
    Well people need to speak up! There was going to be a strike but ATT uses scare tactics - they cannot get fired for doing a unionized strike.

    Seriously, when their greediness is affecting my baby's food intake I'm going to get pissed. I'm allowed to have free speach as is any employee being screwed.
    [/quote]

    absolutely, and the internet, blogs, etc have these cocksuckers shaking in their boots. They can't hide things as easy as they used to be able to.

    my buddies response was that he'll just fire people who question him and hire immigrants for half of what they pay people like your fiancee. So it's a bit of a catch22 right now.&nbsp; :|

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    [quote author=shansen1984 link=topic=14731.msg1223929#msg1223929 date=1237910399]
    Well people need to speak up! There was going to be a strike but ATT uses scare tactics - they cannot get fired for doing a unionized strike.

    Seriously, when their greediness is affecting my baby's food intake I'm going to get pissed. I'm allowed to have free speach as is any employee being screwed.
    [/quote]
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    a curly haired boy.

    and tampons.
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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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