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    Sorry for your loss. Glad you had a life-affirming experience afterward.

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    that is amazing, aph. sometimes the universe really has it's shit together, huh?

    i'm sorry for your loss. goats are basically the greatest thing the universe has ever given us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    that is amazing, aph. sometimes the universe really has it's shit together, huh?

    i'm sorry for your loss. goats are basically the greatest thing the universe has ever given us.
    that it does. sometimes!

    and thanks lovely. it's been a rough few months. hope you are well!! so nice to be back here. I missed it.
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    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    we missed you, too. good to have you back and healthy. you gave us quite a scare there awhile back.

    i am quite well, thank you. five weeks away from motherhood. new gig as a critical care nurse. 2016 has been very kind to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    we missed you, too. good to have you back and healthy. you gave us quite a scare there awhile back.

    i am quite well, thank you. five weeks away from motherhood. new gig as a critical care nurse. 2016 has been very kind to me.
    So happy for you!! Glad to hear it. Very much deserved!
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    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Since the Husband is a Chef, he's picky about our fridge and always has been. Today I mentioned drinking more water and I need it cold. He refuses to let me keep a big jug in the fridge because "it takes up too much space". I'm OVER him being "Fridge Commander".


    So I bought my own and I'll keep it in the office and he can't touch it

    It's a mini deal like for dorm rooms and I got it for 30% off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Since the Husband is a Chef, he's picky about our fridge and always has been. Today I mentioned drinking more water and I need it cold. He refuses to let me keep a big jug in the fridge because "it takes up too much space". I'm OVER him being "Fridge Commander".


    So I bought my own and I'll keep it in the office and he can't touch it

    It's a mini deal like for dorm rooms and I got it for 30% off
    HAHHAAHAHA I love this & you - i'd probably put the fridge commander in the fridge eventually.

    Too soon. I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daisylane View Post
    HAHHAAHAHA I love this & you - i'd probably put the fridge commander in the fridge eventually.

    Too soon. I know.
    It's awesome! I said "I'LL GET MY OWN FRIDGE THEN"!

    So I did. His reaction was priceless

    Don't test me.....
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    Holy Shit! I love her. "Like what did the bus do?"

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    Rick Perry is going to be on dancing with the Stars.

    and vanilla ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Rick Perry is going to be on dancing with the Stars.

    and vanilla ice.
    I'll never forget Jim Carrey's impression of Vanilla Ice on In Living Color....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killingtime View Post
    I'll never forget Jim Carrey's impression of Vanilla Ice on In Living Color....
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    meal prepping at 5AM on friday because i'm a fucking adult. now time for laundry. ugh.

    i'm conflicted as to whether this goes in the dttmmh or dttam thread.

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    DTTMMH: a charged mp3 player, pot of coffee, and an endless supply of ebooks to peruse. I have officially become the most boring person I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Toaster View Post
    DTTMMH: a charged mp3 player, pot of coffee, and an endless supply of ebooks to peruse. I have officially become the most boring person I know.
    That sounds like heaven to me. Those are my goals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    That sounds like heaven to me. Those are my goals.
    Well let me know if there are any books I can help you with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Toaster View Post
    Well let me know if there are any books I can help you with.
    I'm revisiting The Dark Tower series in advent of the movie

    When I get a second to breathe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Toaster View Post
    Well let me know if there are any books I can help you with.
    I ordered not two, but three books on Amazon today. And the one I ordered on Friday is already here.

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    Having a client come back after almost 2 years. The owner retired so didn't need us anymore, but he was a FAVORITE. He's a Basset Hound, so LAZY, but he was very near and dear to our hearts. He's so fricken awesome and I can't wait. It's only for 6 weeks, but it's just so good to have him back in our lives even if only for a little bit. I CAN'T WAIT to see his reaction when he sees us. He's going to flip the fuck out

    It's nice because this week hasn't been the greatest. Happy to get good news
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    My roommies birthday is coming up soon. It's always kind of tough. If she wants something, she buys it. Tough. So she started making noise about a new cell phone. So I told her her contract didn't expire until after her birthday. (a lie) She could swap out her phone at anytime. Asked her which phone she was thinking about (We are NOT Iphone people) She says hmmm maybe a Galaxy Note. OK. Cool. That's what I'm going to get her for her birthday. We're golden.



    OK maybe not.

    So BestBuy has the Moto Z and Moto Z Force on sale. Sent Mom and her caregiver over to BestBuy to get a Force...on the day people are clamoring for the new I-Phone. Poor women. Seems I owe them big time.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    The Navy says a sailor who never reported being pregnant has given birth to a baby girl aboard an aircraft carrier sailing the Persian Gulf.

    U.S. Naval Forces Central Command spokesman Cmdr. Bill Urban told the Virginian-Pilot the 7-pound infant was recently born on the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower in the Persian Gulf.

    Both mother and daughter are doing well and were airlifted to a shore-based hospital in Bahrain.
    A sailor gave birth to a seven-pound baby girl aboard the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (pictured) after complaining about abdominal pains, the Navy announced


    A sailor gave birth to a seven-pound baby girl aboard the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (pictured) after complaining about abdominal pains, the Navy announced

    'The family practitioner aboard Ike, who delivered the baby, is certified in child birth and has experience delivering babies. A number of personnel assigned to Ike medical department have received training to deliver and care for a newborn,' Urban said.

    Urban says the command chain wasn't aware of the pregnancy. The Navy requires expectant mothers to self-report a pregnancy within two weeks of a doctor's confirmation. Expectant mothers are allowed to remain on ship up to the 20th week of pregnancy, as long as a medical center is less than six hours away.

    It wasn't clear Monday whether the sailor, who had complained of abdominal pains before giving birth, knew she was pregnant. Her name has not been released.

    'While it would have been preferred to send her to her homeport earlier, per policy, we are now focused on caring for the health and welfare of our Sailor and the newest member of our Navy family,' Urban added.

    Navy officials say that the sailor is attached to the Carrier Air Wing Three, which has been flying missions over Iraq and Syria as part of Operation Inherent Resolve.

    The ship left Norfolk, Virginia on June 1.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz4K9bv87YJ
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Getting tickets to a special event tomorrow night put on by my favorite radio show and finding out the surprise guest band is Eagles of Death Metal.
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