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    Ive been getting these from Reddit.

    Im thinking John Cena elementary or schoolie mcschoolface
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Ive been getting these from Reddit.

    Im thinking John Cena elementary or schoolie mcschoolface
    I like schoolie mcschoolface.

    I swear I have seen this before, and possibly even posted it on my fb.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    I drive past a gas station almost every day that has funny stuff on the billboard. Today it said "Shut up liver your fine" besides the misuse of your its pretty funny.

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    Omg the back is even better "Someones therapist knows about you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Omg the back is even better "Someones therapist knows about you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    I drive past a gas station almost every day that has funny stuff on the billboard. Today it said "Shut up liver your fine" besides the misuse of your its pretty funny.
    I love funny signs!

    I saw a restaurant that had a sign that said "hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato's!" It was a little shocking because it happened shortly after she OD'ed but I admit, I laughed.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Two Men and a Ho is a lawn service in my hometown. I love that name.

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    This guy and his wannabe Hitler stache makes me laugh.


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    El Arroyo cracks me up all the time. Their signs are too damn funny.

    Examples: " I'm currently experiencing life at several wtfs per hour."

    "Dear Naps, I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid."

    "Don't blame the holidays, your ass was fat in July."

    "Margaritas, because no great story start with salad."
    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Go fuck yourself.

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    "Don't blame the holidays, your ass was fat in July."

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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by kevansvault View Post
    El Arroyo cracks me up all the time. Their signs are too damn funny.

    Examples: " I'm currently experiencing life at several wtfs per hour."

    "Dear Naps, I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you as a kid."

    "Don't blame the holidays, your ass was fat in July."

    "Margaritas, because no great story start with salad."
    I love those!

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    I feel bad laughing at this, because of the poor flight crew, but this meltdown was glorious.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreak...tm_name=iossmf

    You have to watch it from the beginning.
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    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    After 6 weeks of being 'in process' my insurance finally finished processing my 44k ER bill and I only owe just over $500. I was holding my breath that it was going to be huge, so I will happily pay that. Still not happy that they didn't do anything for me, but at least I didn't have to pay a fortune for them not doing anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    After 6 weeks of being 'in process' my insurance finally finished processing my 44k ER bill and I only owe just over $500. I was holding my breath that it was going to be huge, so I will happily pay that. Still not happy that they didn't do anything for me, but at least I didn't have to pay a fortune for them not doing anything.
    It's still too much IMHO, but I'm happy for you.

    It's amazing how they condition people to think that $500 is acceptable for nothing after sending bills in the tens of thousands. Fucking criminal.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    After 6 weeks of being 'in process' my insurance finally finished processing my 44k ER bill and I only owe just over $500. I was holding my breath that it was going to be huge, so I will happily pay that. Still not happy that they didn't do anything for me, but at least I didn't have to pay a fortune for them not doing anything.
    Holy sheiit that's huge! Hopefully you're feeling better? I'm so sorry.
    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Go fuck yourself.

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    My husband installed a motion controlled kitchen faucet and I am not sure how I lived without this thing. It's amazing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    My husband installed a motion controlled kitchen faucet and I am not sure how I lived without this thing. It's amazing!
    Faaaancy! That sounds like it would be so cool. Your hands are all dirty from cooking and you don't have to get the knobs dirty now. Someday.....
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Faaaancy! That sounds like it would be so cool. Your hands are all dirty from cooking and you don't have to get the knobs dirty now. Someday.....
    LOL, it actually cost lest than the one we had on there before, and that one rusted out after 4 years and it wasn't cheap. It's great for the cooking, like you mentioned, and also great for germaphobes like me to wash my hands after I come in with yucky hands and don't want to touch anything. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Glacier-...08D2/313413334

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    LOL, it actually cost lest than the one we had on there before, and that one rusted out after 4 years and it wasn't cheap. It's great for the cooking, like you mentioned, and also great for germaphobes like me to wash my hands after I come in with yucky hands and don't want to touch anything. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Glacier-...08D2/313413334
    You're forgetting that I live somewhere where I can't even get pickles anymore
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    I found this great place to get hummus, the grocery pre made shit is gross. It's kinda funny it's way in the corner of this little shitty strip mall. If you didn't know it was there you wouldn't know it even existed
    https://www.jbeezfastfood.com/
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    You're forgetting that I live somewhere where I can't even get pickles anymore
    LOL. I didn't forget, but I was hoping they would have a home depot type place over there. Do they have a B&Q there?

    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    I found this great place to get hummus, the grocery pre made shit is gross. It's kinda funny it's way in the corner of this little shitty strip mall. If you didn't know it was there you wouldn't know it even existed
    https://www.jbeezfastfood.com/
    Oh man, all of that looks SO good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    LOL. I didn't forget, but I was hoping they would have a home depot type place over there. Do they have a B&Q there?



    Oh man, all of that looks SO good!
    No, just local hardware stores for the most part. If you go to a city they'll have something like "Homesavers" but I'm not even sure if you'll find it there. Most everything is ordered online here. Our kitchen in ancient anyway and we need a new cooker before anything else.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    I'm making something for the hubby's Uncle for Christmas. It's a work in progress, but it's the town that he's from. The goal is to wood burn this in to the cutting board. I brought a wood burning tool from America and used an adapter to practice on a random piece of wood and the fucking thing INSTANTLY turned in to a dangerously, red hot poker then died I guess the voltage here didn't play well with it no matter the adapter. So I ordered one on Amazon UK that is hopefully getting here by next Tuesday. In the meantime, I'm drawing out the image. The lettering is going to be hell. Hopefully it'll turn out okay. It's tedious work, but I'm enjoying it.



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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I'm making something for the hubby's Uncle for Christmas. It's a work in progress, but it's the town that he's from. The goal is to wood burn this in to the cutting board. I brought a wood burning tool from America and used an adapter to practice on a random piece of wood and the fucking thing INSTANTLY turned in to a dangerously, red hot poker then died I guess the voltage here didn't play well with it no matter the adapter. So I ordered one on Amazon UK that is hopefully getting here by next Tuesday. In the meantime, I'm drawing out the image. The lettering is going to be hell. Hopefully it'll turn out okay. It's tedious work, but I'm enjoying it.



    What an awesome gift! You need to update us after you try it with the new tool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    What an awesome gift! You need to update us after you try it with the new tool.
    I'll definitely update. I'm doing the letters on either side of the crest instead of around the bottom only because we couldn't find a bigger cutting board and I wanted the crest to be larger rather than crammed in there with the name. We'll see what happens. I'll practice it first, of course, but this tool comes with all kinds of tips that should make it easier to do. Fingers crossed! I have a spare board just in case
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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