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Thread: Dumb things that make you happy.

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    Senior Member Ruujin's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Yes!! This is a winner. Homemade puppy jerky treats, cookies etc.
    Yep, all stuff like that, it seems to sell, especially if the owner would love to feed personalized foods but doesn't have the time or knowledge to make it for themselves. The trainer I knew made lots from the food, because the other owners wanted to feed a convenient but not commercial food to inside dogs that didn't make them smell. t the time my old dog wouldn't eat what she was offering, and he wanted to stick with what I made so we did that.

    When Luke is on the bed ( where he technically isn't suppose to be) and my partner wakes up for some reason and finds him up there Luke gets woken and told to get off the bed.( He will sleep all night and not wake of his own accord if he is left alone.) He gets up, gets off the bed, walks down the hall and pees in the hallway. It's kinda funny because I don't really think he is cunning enough to pee in retaliation, and my partner is certain he is. If he is permitted to stay on the bed all night, there are never any accidents. Never. In winter when the fireplace is going and he sleeps beside the fire or on the bed, no accidents, when the aircon is on in summer, no accidents, storms he is on the bed coz he is a coward, no accidents.

    He does have a luxurious dog bed next to our bed, and next to Bambi's bed (my other doglet). But prefers to sleep cuddled up next to me when I've been away all day and haven't spent enough time with him that day. I leave home at 5am and get home at 10pm 3 nights a week,because of TAFE after work. Any suggestions are welcome If I had it my way he would be permitted up there all the time, he goes straight to sleep, and stays asleep all night, doesn't get up to mischief when he is pretending to be a rock.

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    He probably doesn't have to pee enough to be woken up about it, but then he's kicked out of the bed and realizes that he has to pee.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    He probably doesn't have to pee enough to be woken up about it, but then he's kicked out of the bed and realizes that he has to pee.
    Yeah that's what I was thinking, " I'm up anyway, might as well go pee"

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    experienced my first on-call shift tonight at the hospital. sadly, i don't get paid for it...yet. saw some great stuff in recovery and helped a friend draw blood for the first time. starting to feel like critical care is the place for me until i hit up the ed.

    i fucking love this gig. two and a half weeks until my next/last exam. i could not really be happier with life right now. oh, wait. i could not be broke. that would be awesome.

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    My daughter got a Shih tzu puppy. He's a homely little baby, but he is just so sweet. I'll be watching him and her room mate's dog everyday while they work. The room mates dog has fear and socialization issues, so he comes here and not spends his days alone. We have Chihuahua's, so I'm used to tiny dogs. Not looking forward to house training a puppy, especially with snow coming soon, but it will help having a herd of dogs to teach him.

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    Congrats Emmieslost! I hope you are not broke soon and you continue to enjoy working at the hospital.

    Awesome to have a puppy in the house Marycontrary! I hope he brings you and your daughter many years of happiness.

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    dttmmh: apple jim beam whiskey in hot apple cider.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    dttmmh: apple jim beam whiskey in hot apple cider.
    I'll see your alcohol, and raise you a bag of jelly beans. My life is so wild, huh?
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I'll see your alcohol, and raise you a bag of jelly beans. My life is so wild, huh?
    whoa, easy there killer, the night is still young.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    whoa, easy there killer, the night is still young.
    Man I got so wasted on jelly beans last night. Lol
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Let's solve a mystery

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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    the look on the cops face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    the look on the cops face.
    Exactly
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    I'm cracking up.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    DTTMMH: I got the bathroom cleaned today. And my earbuds.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    I am happy that even after being broken up 12 years my ex and I can still be weird lol


    Mommy to: Misty-Allison-Elliot-Sebastian-Quinn
    And our newest rugrat MISS MARLEE!!!

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    Leaving for a 7 day Caribbean cruise on Sunday ... flying from Philly to Ft Lauderdale. Not looking forward to flying though ... seems to be a dramatic rise in passenger air rage this year .... I am looking forward to St Thomas and St Maarten and three sea days.

    "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" .. Confucius
    "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation " ...... Henry David Thoreau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellaboo View Post
    Leaving for a 7 day Caribbean cruise on Sunday ... flying from Philly to Ft Lauderdale. Not looking forward to flying though ... seems to be a dramatic rise in passenger air rage this year .... I am looking forward to St Thomas and St Maarten and three sea days.
    Sounds wonderful! I only taken short (2-4 hour) river cruises, but it's so relaxing.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    I got the highest score out of the entire science class of 270 people on the midterm! 106% woohoo!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I got the highest score out of the entire science class of 270 people on the midterm! 106% woohoo!
    fuck yes! you're my hero, ani.

    i ordered the cakes for our pinning ceremony today and received my pin. two weeks from today will be my final exam.

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    Full steam ahead, emmie! You are an inspiration!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    A dumb thing that makes me happy?
    1. Knowing a certain individual is dead..
    2. Knowing there are others more messed up than me..

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    Wow.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Look what I'm picking up tomorrow as a Christmas gift for the Hubby! He keeps talking about wanting to learn Banjo. His Dad is one of the best in all of Ireland.

    And no, it's not a Black Friday thing, I found it on CL
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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