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    it gave me a chuckle... dangerous as hell though! i liked when that guy threw a basketball at the kids head.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    My husband has been trying to get me to let him buy an Uncanny X-Men #1 for $XXX. After two months of listening to him, I finally gave in. We gathered the cash, went to go buy it, and it was gone. That's $XXX saved!

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    Until he sees it on eBay. Gawd the price range $ 29.99 to $ 6,000..

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    new poll is up :) see sig as usual
    I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    Until he sees it on eBay. Gawd the price range $ 29.99 to $ 6,000..
    I know. The condition on this one was about a 4.0/4.5 at best. I told him to save up for Wizard World in August.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    "huh, sucka"
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Gigolo, wha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    This may or may not be my ringtone. As I am from Buffalo.

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    I thought a good cup of coffee & MDS were making my morning, until this gem popped up! Thank you Ang!

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    Neneh "Wot's he liiike"

    Cool story bro: Neneh is a Londoner. My fam is way North but my Uncle married a Londoner. He was a prankster and a smart ass and my Auntie would say that to him ALL. THE. TIME.
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    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    I love my morning cup of coffee way too much.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFavoriteDaughter View Post
    I love my morning cup of coffee way too much.
    I don't get the whole coffee thing. I'm gonna start trying it.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i slept in today because i could and it was lovely. now for the coffee and laundry and gardening to commence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I don't get the whole coffee thing. I'm gonna start trying it.
    It's only been in the last year that I've gotten the coffee thing. I still only drink one cup in the morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    It's only been in the last year that I've gotten the coffee thing. I still only drink one cup in the morning.
    I've cut down to one cup a day. I actually sleep every once in a while now.

    DTTMMH: that the Chantix is working without the suicidal side effects. The dreams are awful though.

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    good luck with the not smoking ang.

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    The Magic Mike movie advertisements make me happy. I'm sure the movie will suck, but Joe Manganiello portraying a stripper?

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    he's got a pretty nice body
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    He is pretty much the sexy man beast I've always dreamed of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    It's only been in the last year that I've gotten the coffee thing. I still only drink one cup in the morning.
    I wanna see if it can get me going cause I'm a zombie. Not literally, you fucking weirdos.

    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I've cut down to one cup a day. I actually sleep every once in a while now.

    DTTMMH: that the Chantix is working without the suicidal side effects. The dreams are awful though.
    No cigs at all?


    (never mind you, how's Don doing?!)
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I wanna see if it can get me going cause I'm a zombie. Not literally, you fucking weirdos.


    No cigs at all?


    (never mind you, how's Don doing?!)
    He's quitting too, and as of tomorrow there is no smoking in our house. The way the meds work, I smoke the first week then quit. Tomorrow is my quit day, I'm already down to 5 cigs a day, and they're starting to taste like shit (well, more like shit). I can't even smoke a Newport, its too much for me o_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    He's quitting too, and as of tomorrow there is no smoking in our house. The way the meds work, I smoke the first week then quit. Tomorrow is my quit day, I'm already down to 5 cigs a day, and they're starting to taste like shit (well, more like shit). I can't even smoke a Newport, its too much for me o_O
    Ha, you're on Marlboros!?! Well good luck.

    You guys are gonna save so much money.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Ha, you're on Marlboros!?! Well good luck.

    You guys are gonna save so much money.
    yeah Menthol Lights. And thanks. and I KNOW haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    yeah Menthol Lights. And thanks. and I KNOW haha
    I was gonna quit, but I was too annoyed when I was out drinking. I figure that my pack-a-week habit isn't enough to worry about. I have even tossed packs cause the last few were stale, so fuck it. Not worth it.

    I'm happy that I fixed 1/2 of the problems on this lemon bike I bought and that the "summer" hasn't been that miserable so far.
    They need Bikefax.

    I'm being optimistic!
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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