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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Went into McDonalds and there was an older couple seated next to us. He went to the bathroom for awhile, and when he came back she asked him if he had been in there jacking off. He didn't say anything, so she just kept saying it, loudly. He told her "woman, shut the hell up". It made me laugh.
    That's embarrassing!

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    I GOT A JOB!!! :D
    I'm an administrative assistant at my church. I've been out of work for 3 months so I'm very happy!
    I get paid to answer the phone, greet guests, and do other church-related tasks.
    This is definitely a blessing!
    I used to be a hostess at an upscale Italian restaurant and the servers were so negative and loved to make up rumors. The staff here are so friendly and easy to work with. I just wished that I was full-time.

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    This is pretty sweet for you horror fans.
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    Holy shit, now I got something to look forward to.
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    Holy shit
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    i had the dishes done, the bathroom cleaned, and my taxes done all before 9 am. granted, i've been up since 2 am.

    tonight is ladies night with the baby riot grrrls and we're having nepali food. om nom nom momo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i had the dishes done, the bathroom cleaned
    One positive about having to deal with my kids attitudes is that they can clean almost the whole house for me
    Our house looked horrible on Monday after happenings over the weekend. My husband took his sister and her kids home and by the time he came back the whole house was clean and I didn't even have to move. so glad because on top of my migraine, my back felt like it was about to break in half after sitting on my husband's tailgate all night.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Ouch
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    OMG ~ I can say that does not make me happy. I wonder what happened to the poor guy?

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    It makes me happy cuz it's not me. Something like that almost happened when I was 20 something but it was a propane or helium tank and it ended breaking the window behind me.
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    Bluetooth in my car that plays music on my iPhone automatically. I love it every single time.

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    I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...I've been moody all day. The day wasn't very nice to me at all, either. My daughter was playing with her cousin in her room and at some point they fell asleep, so I went in there to tell her to go to the bathroom so she doesn't pee the bed. Half asleep daughter is literally the best thing ever. She's not aware of what's going on and just starts walking around and saying random things...usually runs into walls. This time she walked to the front door and was starting to open it, our bathroom is in the back of the house, so I asked her what she was doing...she was going out the front door to go to the bathroom

    I'm not so moody anymore because of something so dumb.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    I've never seen this before.
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    My email revealed that I was accepted into the general experimental program but today my interview for the clinical program was so-so. Nothing exciting about it, just me answering questions. I went in more confident than I came out. Basically, I prepared for a PHD interview and it was only a job interview type thing. Like, nothing about research or mentors or anything and only a few questions about therapeutic orientation and shit. I just restated my cv for the most part. Meh.

    At least I know for sure I can continue my schooling in the fall. Hooray for loan deferment! Hooray for the future Dr. Animosity!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    My email revealed that I was accepted into the general experimental program but today my interview for the clinical program was so-so. Nothing exciting about it, just me answering questions. I went in more confident than I came out. Basically, I prepared for a PHD interview and it was only a job interview type thing. Like, nothing about research or mentors or anything and only a few questions about therapeutic orientation and shit. I just restated my cv for the most part. Meh.

    At least I know for sure I can continue my schooling in the fall. Hooray for loan deferment! Hooray for the future Dr. Animosity!
    That's awesome! Congratulations! Is the program your attending in line with whatever goals you have (research, clinical, assessment)?

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    Dancing traffic cops. Came across one yesterday and saw him again today.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    This was playing in my local gas station, I didn't even know it was an actual song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    This was playing in my local gas station, I didn't even know it was an actual song.
    They blatantly ripped off the bass line from Blue Monday and just slowed it down
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    One of the kids at my job called out, so I called another one to fill in for them. When they came in they told me they only came cause it was me, and would have told any other manager hell no.

    I'm the cool boss. Yay?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Reminded me of the Tess Damm case


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    Woah I was just talking to my sister about ICP cause the couple on my 600lbs life were juggalos. I told my sister one of these times I want to go to the gathering with her because it would be like going to the zoo but you actually get to interact with the animals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    Woah I was just talking to my sister about ICP cause the couple on my 600lbs life were juggalos. I told my sister one of these times I want to go to the gathering with her because it would be like going to the zoo but you actually get to interact with the animals.
    I'll never forget the wake for that baby with the ICP parents.

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    Juggalo Julz was the mothers name, I'm pretty sure she's got some rap tracks out there.
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