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    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Kendra Sunderlund was doing a live feed of her cooking breakfast and dancing on her Instagram and she actually responded to my post.
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    Getting paid ($100 for 5.5 hours of work) to help out at a scavenger hunt on an exclusive island. They're paying me $50 for mileage when I live only 20 minutes from said island.
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    Yo mama such a ho, that Foursquare has made her vag a place to "check in".

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Getting paid ($100 for 5.5 hours of work) to help out at a scavenger hunt on an exclusive island. They're paying me $50 for mileage when I live only 20 minutes from said island.
    Are they hiring?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Are they hiring?
    I wish! I don't get cool gigs like this often.
    Quote Originally Posted by daisylane View Post
    Yo mama such a ho, that Foursquare has made her vag a place to "check in".

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    Woah the Lombard date is like 10-15 miles from my home. What a random ass place for all these guys to play.
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    after almost 2 years of testing and applying I am one step closer to a new job. As long as my background investigation goes good (starts this week) I just have to pass a psych, polygraph and medical and I can finally live my dream!
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    after almost 2 years of testing and applying I am one step closer to a new job. As long as my background investigation goes good (starts this week) I just have to pass a psych, polygraph and medical and I can finally live my dream!
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    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    http://www.southdakotamagazine.com/t...hind-a-tragedy

    Not happy, but can't think of a better place for it.
    This is old, but I think you all might like it.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    You gotta watch the whole thing, starts out funny but gets way worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I enjoyed the dig at Scott Baio.
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    There's a guard on every door and a drink on every floor
    Overflowing with a thousand amens - Tom Petty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    I enjoyed the dig at Scott Baio.
    Exactly lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nomad View Post
    I enjoyed the dig at Scott Baio.
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    Exactly lol
    Maybe he'll get mad and tweet "I'm not gay, I've sexually assaulted all kinds of women" and confirm what we all know.


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    He left an apology note? Ok he's crazy.
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    that's what makes him crazy? I thought it was the chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Maybe he'll get mad and tweet "I'm not gay, I've sexually assaulted all kinds of women" and confirm what we all know.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I know, right? What the fuck, puke? Willing to take in Boston, an Irish dude and like, 17 dogs but not Ron? poor Ron.

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    Look at this PM I just got on one of the other msg boards I go to.

    Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
    Dept: Anti-Terrorist & Monetary Crimes Division
    Office: Washington, D.C. Headquarters
    Address: J. Edgar Hoover Building 93 Pennsylvania

    Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
    www.fbi.gov



    Attention: Beneficiary,

    This personal message will provide you with the requested information and further
    instructions to complete this transaction. My name is Bill James with
    the above address, occupation Agent of Special Internet Crime Division
    ID # 875354346. I sincerely apologize for sending you this sensitive
    information via e-mail instead of a certified mail, phone call or a
    face-to-face conversation, I will also send you a certified email
    later it is due to the urgency .The Federal Bureau of Investigation
    (FBI) Washington, D.C hereby notify you about your compensation
    payment of $1 million. The International Monetary Fund (IMF) and World
    Bank, instructed us to contact you as body of intelligent security
    agency that protect the interest and image of people. Your email
    address is listed among those that will benefit and receive their
    compensation payment of $1 million dollars through HSBC Bank,
    Washington, United States once you send this information, your full
    name, address, telephone/ mobile, age and gender, nationality,
    occupation.

    The International Monetary Fund IMF Anti-Fraud teams in collaboration
    with the World Bank are making sure that financial fraud is completely
    wiped out. Thousands of email addresses of scammed victims which
    include yours have been recovered from the fraudulent officials
    arrested. We are contacting you because you are now listed as one of
    the bonafide beneficiaries of the IMF / World Bank compensation
    payment of 2018 batch A. The IMF with the World bank are making
    refunds of $1,000,000.00 each to all whom his or her email address is
    listed on the address book of the recovered fraudulent officials
    arrested.

    Thanks and looking forward to hearing from you.


    Yours Faithfully
    Special Agent Bill James
    ID # 875354346
    Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI
    Last edited by puke; 04-15-2018 at 08:11 PM.
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    I LOVE reading the garbage scam emails that these idiots send. It makes me laugh so hard. I really don't understand how people fall for most of these scams.


    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    He left an apology note? Ok he's crazy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    that's what makes him crazy? I thought it was the chips.

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    Love,

    Special Agent Bill James
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I didn't even realize till now that it says email, no it was a PM. Apparently the FBI only contacts you through pretty much defunct msg boards that only have maybe 15 people that still post there.
    Last edited by puke; 04-16-2018 at 08:57 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    I didn't even realize till now that it says email, no it was a PM. Apparently the FBI only contacts you through pretty much defunct msg boards that only have maybe 15 people that still post there.
    That's how they get you. The FBI and IRS also only accept payment via prepaid phone/store/or visa cards. True story.


    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    He left an apology note? Ok he's crazy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    that's what makes him crazy? I thought it was the chips.

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    Sabra's tzatsiki dip with cucumbers is pretty damn addicting. I am wondering why I have only recently stumbled upon this heavenly product?!


    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    He left an apology note? Ok he's crazy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    that's what makes him crazy? I thought it was the chips.

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    Just found out about this and gonna try to check it out. Hope it's good.

    Last edited by puke; 05-01-2018 at 07:43 PM.
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    On the way to Olive Garden today I looked over at the car next to us because I thought there was a cute little white puppy dog in the passenger seat and it turned out to be some little old lady's white haired head.
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    After a year and a half of crazy Sunday through Thursday late shifts, I am moving to M-F 8-5. I worked hard for this (You have to have seniority plus good stats) and I am deliriously happy. Not only because I get to be on schedule with everyone else, but also I can transfer people to other departments because the other departments are open! OMG...this is worth it alone.

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