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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim View Post
    I thought so too, don't feel alone!

    Then again, my husband proposed after sex, butt ass naked...Who am I to judge?
    THAT'S ROMANCE. He should have put it on youtube.

    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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    Where did he keep the ring????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat Pajamas View Post
    THAT'S ROMANCE. He should have put it on youtube.
    He should have! Fuck! WE COULD HAVE BEEN FAMOUS!

    Quote Originally Posted by Creature Feature View Post
    Where did he keep the ring????
    I helped pick the ring out later (AT THE STORE, ASSHOLES.)

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    I thought it was lame too but I was proposed to at the state fair And it's on youtube
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim View Post
    I thought so too, don't feel alone!

    Then again, my husband proposed after sex, butt ass naked...Who am I to judge?
    This is awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat Pajamas View Post
    That marriage proposal was LAME.
    my favorite part was when she kept shaking her head no... that and the song. no wait! that was very likely the worst song ever made. the video actually made me hate those people. it almost made me hate the dogs too. almost.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheFavoriteDaughter View Post
    I thought it was lame too but I was proposed to at the state fair And it's on youtube
    dream proposal...


    well, ok! but let's see what happens when i do...... this!


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    I got proposed to at karaoke at our local bar. Earlier that day I had mailed our wedding invites
    Quote Originally Posted by once_again View Post
    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I got proposed to at karaoke at our local bar. Earlier that day I had mailed our wedding invites
    you were in on your own proposal? how does that work?

    on another note... DTTMMH: i gots me an e-lec-tronic cigarette for mah birfday. only had two real smokes all day today!


    well, ok! but let's see what happens when i do...... this!


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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I got proposed to at karaoke at our local bar. Earlier that day I had mailed our wedding invites
    That is AWESOME!

    DTTMMH: I bought a pack of cigs. Im sure my co-workers will be happy that I won't be bumming them for a whole week now.
    Visit my site at: www.healthy-organic-life.com for the purest way to LIVE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShortestStraw View Post
    That is AWESOME!

    DTTMMH: I bought a pack of cigs. Im sure my co-workers will be happy that I won't be bumming them for a whole week now.
    dttmmh: not as jealous as i thought i'd be!


    well, ok! but let's see what happens when i do...... this!


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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    my favorite part was when she kept shaking her head no... that and the song. no wait! that was very likely the worst song ever made. the video actually made me hate those people. it almost made me hate the dogs too. almost.



    dream proposal...
    Actually, it was pretty perfect and showed how much he knows me I absolutely love love love the fair. It's in my favorite month and we go every year.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I got proposed to at karaoke at our local bar. Earlier that day I had mailed our wedding invites
    Talk about being ahead of the game! lol and damn I can't rep you!

    DTTMMH: Fresh veggie trays. Finally got over myself and the crappy heat and cut a bunch up. Now I don't have to move an inch to eat and I don't have to cook. lol
    Last edited by Deviant Toaster; 07-21-2012 at 06:03 PM. Reason: to add dttmmh

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    Dos Equis with lime. And thunderstorms
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Drinking hot coffee with the air up while outside it melts.

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    My mom makes me happy. I went to her house for the day and I hadn't even told her that finances have been screwing me in the bum this month...I hadn't told her that I put my last $3 in my gas tank to hopefully get me there and back. Not only had she bought me a little present, but she somehow managed to put $30 in my purse when I wasn't looking. I cried because that relieved so much stress and she had no idea. Love my mommy.

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    Mommies rule!

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    When my boys cuddle in their sleep.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow
    TPT is more caramel. She's sweet and so smooth she'll slide a finger in your butthole.

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    DTTMMH: Reading through old threads that have been bumped. It's an interesting time travel. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Toaster View Post
    DTTMMH: Reading through old threads that have been bumped. It's an interesting time travel. lol
    oh, please... i've heard more than a million complaints about this - it's like the new kid initiation: don't bump old threads, pizza face!


    well, ok! but let's see what happens when i do...... this!


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    DTTMMH:
    Having a broken work computer and getting paid to go out to eat with my mommy, sisters, niece and nephew.

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    Mommies do rule!

    Cute puppies! I wanna snuggle them!

    And Jillian, lucky you! Whatcha having?

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    oh, please... i've heard more than a million complaints about this - it's like the new kid initiation: don't bump old threads, pizza face!


    Well it can a total drag and most of the time it totally is. But some of the threads that have been bumped lately have been interesting. I think mainly seeing some of the funny or asshole stuff that people wrote who don't even post here anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    oh, please... i've heard more than a million complaints about this - it's like the new kid initiation: don't bump old threads, pizza face!
    She's talking about the super secret Members' Only Threads. There's some pretty good stuff over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_bass View Post
    She's talking about the super secret Members' Only Threads. There's some pretty good stuff over there.


    Sometimes hours, sometimes minutes of pure gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    oh, please... i've heard more than a million complaints about this - it's like the new kid initiation: don't bump old threads, pizza face!
    So you should pretty much get Preemie, there's lots of boobs up in there too..... maybe even mine

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