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    From "How I Met Your Mother"

    I just had two back-to-back dates.
    That's right, two lovely ladies, and I don't know which date was more awesome.

    Let's meet the girls:
    Jessica is a Rhodes scholar. She's traveled all over the world. Speaks four languages, is a concert pianist.

    And Claire........ reached for the check.

    So I don't know. It's a squeaker. I mean, both of these girls have the potential to be something really special.
    They both move on to the next round!

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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i'm claire.

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    Flying on an airplane. Lol
    I'm taking my 3rd trip this weekend since June. Prior to that I hadn't flown since 2002 so I still get a little excited. Plus I'm going somewhere where they have snow! Don't see a lot of that around here!

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    i heard a lot of occupy language in that state of the union.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i heard a lot of occupy language in that state of the union.
    Hahaha, see that!?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Obama gives a good speech and I'm going to enjoy watching him annihilate racist Newt. That said, he doesn't do a fucking thing he says in his speeches and talk doesn't change the world.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    i couldn't agree more, bowie. pretty much every thing he said last night he promised when he ran for office and i'm pretty sure washington is just as broken as ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i couldn't agree more, bowie. pretty much every thing he said last night he promised when he ran for office and i'm pretty sure washington is just as broken as ever.
    Worse, because of NDAA. That shit is a dark stain on America.

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    how could i forget NDAA. my mom actually told me a few weeks ago to becareful because i might just disappear one day.

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    A take on last nights happenings....

    http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/6i06

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    how could i forget NDAA. my mom actually told me a few weeks ago to becareful because i might just disappear one day.
    It's true, though! It's no coincidence that legislation passed during Occupy as opposed to when we were actually threatened by terrorists.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    i like how john stewart put it, 'you can take away our lives, but only we can take our FREEEEEDOM.'

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    It's fucked up but also pretty much a restating of AUMF. Except for the "associated forces" clause.

    This makes me simultaneously happy/horrified: http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/these...been-published
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.


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    DTTMMH: Friday! Finally!!! It being 40 degrees out on the start of the last weekend in January.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Quote Originally Posted by aphaziak View Post
    DTTMMH: Friday! Finally!!! It being 40 degrees out on the start of the last weekend in January.
    Be afraid of February.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    prince in the morning. makes even the most stressful situations seem like a minor inconvenience when i start my day off right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Be afraid of February.
    February is my birthday month. My birthday is the 29th this year. I guarantee you there will be a blizzard either on my birthday or the day before or after. A calm December/January means a wicked February/March.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    February is my birthday month. My birthday is the 29th this year. I guarantee you there will be a blizzard either on my birthday or the day before or after. A calm December/January means a wicked February/March.
    My birthday is on fucking easter AGAIN. Guess what is not a fun weekend full of parties and celebration in America?

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Haha dammit! No bars do Easter specials either, do they?
    Youre going to have be creative and make an Easter rager

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    No, I've decided that since I'm turning 30, one of my rules is that I am never throwing a party again that can't be catered and cleaned up by someone else. My next gala is going to look like this:

    So no more parties basically. I am trying to decide whether I want to go on a trip for my birthday or just rent a cheap motel room alone somewhere and drink the entire weekend away crying. So far I am leaning towards option 2.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    The place I work is having drink specials on Easter.

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    When I read MDS stories, it makes me realize how much I hate people. But then I see pics like that gala, and makes me realize how much I LOVE gatherings! Ironic, isn't it?
    I wear caps with flat brims and sunglasses with white frames. I...DROOL...

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    What a pretty gala.

    Please invite me when you have it so I can wear a sparkly dress

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