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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    I know we have a Fail thread but I think we need a Win! thread

    ahhaha And this would be an example of what to not put in it?
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    But its Snoop Dog! smoking a blunt! as the Count!
    Its full of win

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    But its Snoop Dog! smoking a blunt! as the Count!
    Its full of win
    Oh hell I'm using the wrong dictionary again.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    I know we have a Fail thread but I think we need a Win! thread
    this + the incredibly good mood + the guy that drove by blasting stevie wonder and singing along at the top of his lungs while i was on my break = so happy i'm gonna burst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I made a delicious turkey sandwich at work. I do everyday. and it's payday. THEY GO TO TOGETHER. both work related.

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    Crazy Hungarians and their DIY Teacup rides make me happy.


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    Catching up with an old friend and actually enjoying myself and not wishing I was home in my pajamas. Maybe being social isn't so painful when you find people worth being social with? Who knew!
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    I laughed a good 20 minutes at this

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    I laughed a good 20 minutes at this
    It's funny but I'm laughing more at the thought of you laughing for 20 minutes. That makes me happy.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    my new dress came in the mail. i'm saying 'fuck it' and flashing ink in the office today.

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    Go emmie!

    DTTMH: we've been having a clear out and I put some PS1 games on ebay and one sold at almost ?40.00!
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    I laughed a good 20 minutes at this
    I need this cat.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I woke up with alllll the cats sleeping on me this morning.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    My daughter's cat came home. I can't remember if I posted that or not. Not that anyone cares, but it does make me happy. Someone shaved parts of him, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    No other place to put this....


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    I finally get to move out of the dark corner of my office and to a nicer brighter cubie. Dumb but it makes me happy

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Fantastic.

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    Snort. So a young man (30ish) I know met a lady he thought was hot through some friends. They texted. They talked. And in due time he asked her if she wanted to "hang out and maybe get a bite to eat or see a show" which is as I understand it the way things are done these days.

    She said "maybe, but I have a list of questions my dad wants me to ask all the guys I date before we go out. Will you answer them."

    "well, you can ask I guess."

    "are you married? Ever been married? Engaged? In a serious relationship? and so on and so forth till she got to What's your salary and do you have health insurance?"

    My friend claimed he was fine with the married questions but after that he started ah, um, ah and refused to answer most of the questions. She said she couldn't go out with him if he wouldn't answer. He said "fine, thanks for the heads up."



    Well I laughed.
    "It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.

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    Naps. They are absolutely fantastic.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    drugs that allow me to sleep through a migraine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Snort. So a young man (30ish) I know met a lady he thought was hot through some friends. They texted. They talked. And in due time he asked her if she wanted to "hang out and maybe get a bite to eat or see a show" which is as I understand it the way things are done these days.

    She said "maybe, but I have a list of questions my dad wants me to ask all the guys I date before we go out. Will you answer them."

    "well, you can ask I guess."

    "are you married? Ever been married? Engaged? In a serious relationship? and so on and so forth till she got to What's your salary and do you have health insurance?"

    My friend claimed he was fine with the married questions but after that he started ah, um, ah and refused to answer most of the questions. She said she couldn't go out with him if he wouldn't answer. He said "fine, thanks for the heads up."



    Well I laughed.
    Wow.

    But I'm going to try that next time a guy asks me out that I don't really want to go out with.
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Snort. So a young man (30ish) I know met a lady he thought was hot through some friends. They texted. They talked. And in due time he asked her if she wanted to "hang out and maybe get a bite to eat or see a show" which is as I understand it the way things are done these days.

    She said "maybe, but I have a list of questions my dad wants me to ask all the guys I date before we go out. Will you answer them."

    "well, you can ask I guess."

    "are you married? Ever been married? Engaged? In a serious relationship? and so on and so forth till she got to What's your salary and do you have health insurance?"

    My friend claimed he was fine with the married questions but after that he started ah, um, ah and refused to answer most of the questions. She said she couldn't go out with him if he wouldn't answer. He said "fine, thanks for the heads up."



    Well I laughed.
    Weirder than flowers x a bajillion.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Weirder than flowers x a bajillion.
    I have to wonder if she wonders why she's still single?
    "It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.

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