But its Snoop Dog! smoking a blunt! as the Count!
Its full of win
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Crazy Hungarians and their DIY Teacup rides make me happy.
I laughed a good 20 minutes at this
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my new dress came in the mail. i'm saying 'fuck it' and flashing ink in the office today.
Go emmie!
DTTMH: we've been having a clear out and I put some PS1 games on ebay and one sold at almost ?40.00!
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
I woke up with alllll the cats sleeping on me this morning.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
No other place to put this....
I finally get to move out of the dark corner of my office and to a nicer brighter cubie. Dumb but it makes me happy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Fantastic.
Snort. So a young man (30ish) I know met a lady he thought was hot through some friends. They texted. They talked. And in due time he asked her if she wanted to "hang out and maybe get a bite to eat or see a show" which is as I understand it the way things are done these days.
She said "maybe, but I have a list of questions my dad wants me to ask all the guys I date before we go out. Will you answer them."
"well, you can ask I guess."
"are you married? Ever been married? Engaged? In a serious relationship? and so on and so forth till she got to What's your salary and do you have health insurance?"
My friend claimed he was fine with the married questions but after that he started ah, um, ah and refused to answer most of the questions. She said she couldn't go out with him if he wouldn't answer. He said "fine, thanks for the heads up."
Well I laughed.
"It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.
drugs that allow me to sleep through a migraine.
"...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)
"It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.
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