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    Quote Originally Posted by ApRyL View Post
    random MDS phone calls are fun....cranky ass.
    Femme used to make me talk to people. I have been traumatized ever since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarren View Post
    Her voice is kind of husky. Like a 50 year old porn star who's smoked 60 a day since 17.
    And she pronounces words funny. Martin is Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn.
    Hahahaaa, now Im going to have to call her.
    Quote Originally Posted by sogs View Post
    You people like talking too much. It's creepy, ya creeps.

    Talking to wtbb is overrated. She is mean and skeery.
    I am not overrated you silly lesbian. I am sweet and kind.

    Quote Originally Posted by ApRyL View Post
    random MDS phone calls are fun....cranky ass.
    Yeah, I accidentally called Feets one time when I was supposed to be claling my mom.

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    and the content filter is gone again. silly work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Hahahaaa, now Im going to have to call her.

    I am not overrated you silly lesbian. I am sweet and kind.


    Yeah, I accidentally called Feets one time when I was supposed to be claling my mom.
    mean and skeery

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    I had an electrician come out today because several of our circuits were not working. After 3.5 hours and 3 trips to LOWES.......only $175!!!!! My husband saw our box and he said it looked like a death trap!! We were getting nervous about the cost. Today is a good day:)

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    Pizza. Pizza makes me happy. Pizza and vimto!

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    I ordered pizza a few nights ago. I usually order it at least once a week but I hadnt for like the past 3 weeks. It was a beautiful experience to have it back in my home again.



    Also, I AM NOT MEAN AND SKEERY. SUCK IT SOGGY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    I ordered pizza a few nights ago. I usually order it at least once a week but I hadnt for like the past 3 weeks. It was a beautiful experience to have it back in my home again.

    For a split second I was all 'AND IT'S STILL NOT BEEN DELIVERED,WTF', I should learn to read everything before I freak out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    I ordered pizza a few nights ago. I usually order it at least once a week but I hadnt for like the past 3 weeks. It was a beautiful experience to have it back in my home again.



    Also, I AM NOT MEAN AND SKEERY. SUCK IT SOGGY.
    mean and skeery yelling

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    Im gonna hit you with my husbands penis because I know you don't like the penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Im gonna hit you with my husbands penis because I know you don't like the penis.
    Penis hitting. mean and skeery

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    I can eat tortilla chips again. Carefully. :D

    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    I could go for a banana.

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    Just booked a trip to Jamaica for April 2012!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    I gotta say, my students make me happy.
    It was my last day on friday with the girls and I had many students run up to me with hugs and gifts and framed pics for me.  It was so touching that I cried - making them cry, but it was so nice to see that they really loved me.
    I'll miss them so much, they are such a great bunch, I will so miss teaching them next year.
    Before you know it, they will be giving you invites to their College graduations!
    Visit my site at: www.healthy-organic-life.com for the purest way to LIVE!

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    Funyuns

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    Walking the dog in the rain. So much more entertaining...

    Also, I think I rock the drowned rat look

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    our phones are broken at work. fingers crossed: hope they send us all home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShortestStraw View Post
    Before you know it, they will be giving you invites to their College graduations!
    oh my god, you are so right. this post was from 2008. i wonder if they would even remember me LOL!! im friends with a handful of them on FB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post

    Yeah, I accidentally called Feets one time when I was supposed to be claling my mom.
    And that was the last time I talked voice to anyone from here. I BBM Ichy though!
    feetprints: Ron's laughing at me because I'm gross and he doesn't like me :(
    ron_nyc: No, you're cute for a baby factory

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/c...3nW7CcYNG7UwQO

    This guy has balls the size of Texas. Wow. Gotta love it.

    Ex-cop acquitted of rape wants more child support from ex-girlfriend

    He wants her to pay -- in cash -- for his sins.
    Kenneth Moreno -- the lead defendant in the Manhattan "Rape Cops" trial -- is now hitting his ex up for more child support for their 14-year-old daughter, of whom he has custody.
    "OK, he lost his job now -- but why should I have to pay for what he did?" the disgusted ex-girlfriend, Maria Cruz, told The Post.
    "He's just being spiteful. He's angry," claimed Cruz, 35, a city bus driver from Staten Island.
    The ex-cop made the demand for cash on May 27, the day after he was acquitted of rape but convicted of official misconduct and fired by the NYPD, according to court documents that Cruz shared with The Post.

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    FEUDING: Ex-cop Kenneth Moreno is battling Maria Cruz over child support.

    "He didn't waste any time," Cruz said.

    The ex said she lost custody of their daughter in 2004, when she didn't have a job and lived in a one-bedroom apartment.
    Moreno cited a change in his personal finances in seeking an unspecified bump in the current $50 a month Cruz gives him.

    Still, Cruz may get the last laugh.

    The warring pair's next child-support hearing is set for June 29 in Family Court in Brooklyn -- the day after Moreno is scheduled to be sentenced in Manhattan Supreme Court on the three official-misconduct raps. He faces up to two years in jail.

    Moreno's three convictions are for each of the three visits he made to his accuser's East Village apartment.

    Cruz had sole custody of their daughter until she was 7 and has been seeing the girl once or twice a week since then, she said.

    Court papers provided by Cruz catalog an extended, ugly custody battle, during which a shrink and two judges at various points agreed that she was a fit mother and should be the custodial parent.

    Then, in April 2002, one of those judges ordered Moreno to pay more than $700 a month plus $6,000 in support arrears, court papers show. Cruz said that soon after, Moreno started fighting her for custody of the child.

    "He got an expensive lawyer," Cruz said of losing custody. The Post is withholding the girl's name because of her age.
    Moreno's lawyer, Joseph Tacopina, says Cruz lost custody of the girl for legitimate reasons.

    Cruz has known Moreno since they started dating when she was 18. She kept her silence last month as Moreno portrayed himself on the witness stand as someone who cares deeply about the well-being of women -- but the child-support bid has forced her hand, she said.

    By 2000, Cruz and Moreno had called the cops on each other six times over violent altercations -- enough that the NYPD's Internal Affairs Bureau temporarily took his three guns in October of that year, according to police and hospital records.

    Hospital records from 1999 document one instance where Cruz was taken to Lutheran Medical Center in handcuffs when Moreno had her arrested after an argument. She was treated for bruises and scratches on her face and arm.

    "He knows the law" -- and its limits, she said.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    i just bought birthday presents. birthdays are my favorite holidays to celebrate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i just bought birthday presents. birthdays are my favorite holidays to celebrate.
    I LOVE buying presents for other people. I always plan these things carefully and listen to what people want and then surprise them with it.
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarren View Post
    I LOVE buying presents for other people. I always plan these things carefully and listen to what people want and then surprise them with it.
    i'm tellin you, i'm enjoying have a man to spend money on because i can buy him fun things and don't have to pay his bills for him. i'm afraid one of the gifts might be a little cheesy, but i'm all sentimental about shit so he's just gonna have to deal with my cheesy-ness. the other gift is hysterical and i know he'll get a kick out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i'm tellin you, i'm enjoying have a man to spend money on because i can buy him fun things and don't have to pay his bills for him. i'm afraid one of the gifts might be a little cheesy, but i'm all sentimental about shit so he's just gonna have to deal with my cheesy-ness. the other gift is hysterical and i know he'll get a kick out of it.
    I like receiving gifts too, but choosing them and giving them is far more fun. We go halvers on all the bills, so we pay an equal amount out each month and after that what's left out of our wages is ours.
    I always used to pick him something up when I was able to go shopping on my own.

    DTTMMH : Apple juice with half a glass of ice. Only now I want some fruit cider.
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

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