Dumb things that make you happy.

[Resident_Queer]

I went into the new arrival room and was making sure everything had food and water. I opened a bin that had 3 hamsters in it and there were little pink babies  :oops: We are an all female store and dont keep boys as a precaution from stuff like this. She mustve been pregnant when they shipped her to us.

So cute!

[trailerparktrash]

[quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=14731.msg1137189#msg1137189 date=1230949720]
I love watching my GF talk on the phone and use her hands to explain something on the phone.  :lol:
[/quote]


I sometimes wave goodbye when I'm on the phone. :oops:

[ichy]

[quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=14731.msg1137189#msg1137189 date=1230949720]
I love watching my GF talk on the phone and use her hands to explain something on the phone.  :lol:
[/quote]

:-O I TOT I WAS YOUR GIRLYFRIENDS. YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME. YOU MUST HAVE ANOTHER HOE ON THE SIDE. WELL FINE. WE'RE OVER. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SHIT!!!

I GUESS IT WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAYED IN THE BEDROOM

[aquatwins]

[quote author=ichy_underpants link=topic=14731.msg1138537#msg1138537 date=1231057588]
:-O I TOT I WAS YOUR GIRLYFRIENDS. YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME. YOU MUST HAVE ANOTHER HOE ON THE SIDE. WELL FINE. WE'RE OVER. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SHIT!!!

I GUESS IT WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAYED IN THE BEDROOM




[/quote]

Are ya drunk dear.

[boogieman]

[quote author=*boogins* link=topic=14731.msg1138167#msg1138167 date=1231037539]
I agree!

We got the kids Jones Candy Corn and Dracula Blood sodas for Halloween.

NONE of them would finish the Candy Corn as it tasted like  (we ended up throwing away almost 2 6-packs).

The Dracula Blood was, eh, ok.

Biggest waste of money imo, so I am not a big fan of Jones sodas.
[/quote]

These ones?



  I never had the mummy one :( I got the joy of  nearly puking the other three back up, Would have been nice to make sure the mummy was just as Gross.


  Honestly, I don't really likes Jones soda either. I WANT to, But i have yet to find a flavor i really would pay to drink a second time...


  Now, I must show everyone why i am not allowed to spend money without a 2nd opinion from an outside source:



  Yup. That's my car on a jones soda bottle. I bought a case of them (because it was a 25% sale coupon thingy they emailed me, so i was like Why the hell not).. I thought "Ameri-cola, How could that taste bad?!?!". The joke was on my though, I made the caption say "Tastes like Volkswagen", And i am pretty sure I could go lick my cars engine, and it'd taste the same as the contents of that bottle.  Regardless, I still think its kind of cool, And once i finish my other car i plan to buy a case with that car on them to  take to car shows with me. With that said, You may now commence with the laughter. :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=aquatwins link=topic=14731.msg1138572#msg1138572 date=1231059785]
Are ya drunk dear.
[/quote]

Ha. When I'm drunk...no one can tell.

Right? :roll:

[aquatwins]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14731.msg1138576#msg1138576 date=1231060194]
Ha. When I'm drunk...no one can tell.

Right? :roll:
[/quote]

I have been drunk a lot of times I'm sure everyone could tell.
My typing turns to Dee-shit

[HeyyyMan]

This video. I'm not kidding it's probably my favorite video on youtube. I had it on my myspace for three weeks in the summer and it's been on there again now for another three weeks and I haven't gotten tired of it at all. (Just a little FYI, three weeks is a long time for me. I have songs on my page for maybe one or two days before changing.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl1faLeLoZk

Also these things are nice.
Quotes
Carnival rides that don't involve dropping me. (Basically anything but "The Drop Zone" I hate it.)
The soreness of working out. (I should probably get on that soon.)
Venting to Stacey
Cotton socks

[ichy]

[quote author=aquatwins link=topic=14731.msg1138572#msg1138572 date=1231059785]
Are ya drunk dear.
[/quote]

i wish. it's more of a punch drunk type thing..

changing subjects now: At work, a county cop came in and got some food. I asked him if the other girl and I beat the crap out of him, if he could arrest us and send us home. He said he would like it too much. But if I were to beat the hell out of him, do it with the broom handle, so he could go home too.
>>>| fast foward.
we had a drive off right before closing. Some guy got like $15.00 worth of gas and didn't pay for it. I called the cops, they sent him.. he got the money after chasing the guy on the interstate. The other worker was like, thanks, etc.. you want a soda? blah blah. he said no.. I asked if he wanted to drink a beer with me before I drive home. He said sure. Anyway, for whatever reason, he searched the car.. the guy was a goofy shit.. so I guess that counts as "probable cause." and he asked if he had anything in his car. The guy pulled out a 1quart sandwich bag stuffed with weed. the cop talks to him for a little. Betty tells me to go to my car.. she follows. we watch for a little bit. The guy got cuffed and put in the backseat. As he was cuffing the guy, I waved super duper big and the cop totally waved back. The cop comes over and talks to us. He had a bag of weed. stoned out of his gourds. i'm going to go get the dogs.. and if i find anything else in his car, he's facing felony drug charges because he's lying. blah blah. shit shit shit. I told the cop to call me after he arrests that guy so we can smoke that bag. He told me I'd be the first person he'd call.

I'd shit myself if i end up getting searched at work tomorrow.

anyway. that was the highlight of my night. I got home from work almost an hour and a half late.

funniest shit ever.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=aquatwins link=topic=14731.msg1138581#msg1138581 date=1231060936]
I have been drunk a lot of times I'm sure everyone could tell.
My typing turns to Dee-shit
[/quote]

Usually I just get mean. But my typing is the same as always.
My typing could never turn into Dee-shit though. :lol:

But you have been civil lately. Nice to see.

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14731.msg1138595#msg1138595 date=1231061977]
Usually I just get mean. But my typing is the same as always.
My typing could never turn into Dee-shit though. :lol:

But you have been civil lately. Nice to see.
[/quote]

lately?  :lol:  AT is usually civil, he just had one bad night.  geez

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=14731.msg1138270#msg1138270 date=1231043298]

I sometimes wave goodbye when I'm on the phone. :oops:

[/quote]

I sometimes wave at cows and horses.

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14731.msg1138576#msg1138576 date=1231060194]
Ha. When I'm drunk...no one can tell.

Right? :roll:
[/quote]

I'm still waiting to see you sober so I can compare.

[quote author=ichy_underpants link=topic=14731.msg1138537#msg1138537 date=1231057588]
:-O I TOT I WAS YOUR GIRLYFRIENDS. YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME. YOU MUST HAVE ANOTHER HOE ON THE SIDE. WELL FINE. WE'RE OVER. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SHIT!!!

I GUESS IT WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAYED IN THE BEDROOM




[/quote]

You just get weirder and weirder.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1138724#msg1138724 date=1231081844]
I sometimes wave at cows and horses.

I'm still waiting to see you sober so I can compare.

You just get weirder and weirder.
[/quote]

dont you pick on ichy 

i wave at cows. 

[sue_vicious]

I waved at an alpaca the other day! I was excited. Obviously there's no livestock in the city, but we drove to a neighboring town to go to the Damsite Park. There were alpacas on a little farm there! They were adorable. They totally gave me the cold shoulder, though.
I found some bones in the Damsite Park. I've been researching, and I think they're crocodile.

[neenerneener]

[quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=14731.msg1138767#msg1138767 date=1231086361]
I waved at an alpaca the other day! I was excited. Obviously there's no livestock in the city, but we drove to a neighboring town to go to the Damsite Park. There were alpacas on a little farm there! They were adorable. They totally gave me the cold shoulder, though.
I found some bones in the Damsite Park. I've been researching, and I think they're crocodile.
[/quote]

i  alpacas.

you found bones? 

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=14731.msg1138770#msg1138770 date=1231086498]
i  alpacas.

[/quote]

A face only a mother could love.

[Tarren]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1138830#msg1138830 date=1231090554]
A face only a mother could love.


[/quote]

That reminds me of a certain member and no I am not naming names.  :lol:

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=Tarren link=topic=14731.msg1138834#msg1138834 date=1231090839]
That reminds me of a certain member and no I am not naming names.  :lol:
[/quote]

I used to work with a girl who looked like Big Bird.

[Tarren]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=14731.msg1138923#msg1138923 date=1231097649]
I used to work with a girl who looked like Big Bird.
[/quote]

I have an unreasonabe phobia of big bird.  :|

I had a dream once that he was waiting for me in the bathroom. I was like 9 or something and I wet myself because i refused to go to the loo in case he was waiting for me.

[HyperU2]

Renewed my concealed carry permit. :)

[bowieluva]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=14731.msg1138952#msg1138952 date=1231100159]
Renewed my concealed carry permit. :)
[/quote]

We need a thread called 'terrifying things that make hyper happy'

[skindeep_curiosity]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=14731.msg1138952#msg1138952 date=1231100159]
Renewed my concealed carry permit. :)
[/quote]

Pix plz.  :lol:

[HyperU2]

[quote author=skindeep_curiosity link=topic=14731.msg1138957#msg1138957 date=1231100481]
Pix plz.  :lol:
[/quote]

It's in the mail. 

[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=14731.msg1138956#msg1138956 date=1231100405]
We need a thread called 'terrifying things that make hyper happy'
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Last night was a terrifying thing that annoyed me, but it was cold so that lowered the possibility of being attacked. I'd have been much happier if my permit was already here.

[skindeep_curiosity]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=14731.msg1138959#msg1138959 date=1231100553]
It's in the mail. 
[/quote]

I meant of you and the gun.  :oops:

[Karalicious]

omgomgomgogmggogmg is it 430 yet