[quote author=whackjob link=topic=14731.msg1060018#msg1060018 date=1225397938]
today marks the 10 year anniversary of losing my virginity. i made cupcakes in honor of a decade of dicking. i haven't finished decorating them but in an exercise in truly poor taste, they're gonna be cherry-filled and vulva-like. totally dumb but i'm totally happy.
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AH! your first tag was the night my doggie was borned.
The trick or treaters are out! It's mainly little kids right now, but they're so cute. I love seeing all their cute costumes and hearing their little voice. 'Twick or tweat!' Aww.
Try to realize it's all within yourself. No one else can make you change. And to see you're really only very small. And life flows on within you and without you.<br /><br />--George Harrison--
[quote author=Soul of Nature link=topic=14731.msg1061334#msg1061334 date=1225494174]
The trick or treaters are out! It's mainly little kids right now, but they're so cute. I love seeing all their cute costumes and hearing their little voice. 'Twick or tweat!' Aww.
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Those little shits that just put their bag in front me, I look at them.. and wait.. and they just stare at me.. and then I finally say
"what do you say?"
some of them say "thank you" lol
and then I say "noooo not yet. What do you say!!!"
and then if they don't say it, I say "no candy for you!"
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
The Toxic Avenger is on again. I heart Troma!
<br />The best thing happened. A guy was butchering Conway Twitty at Karaoke and the power went off in the bar. Someone shouted you pissed Jesus off when you messed with Conway!
Taking my daughter out to get candy for the first time that she knew what was up.
Watching her correct people, by saying "I am not a princess, I am the Pirate Queen"
I am going to germany in 23 days!
My step mom and birth mom get along so well, my birth mom is invited to my step moms family christmas party. It will drive my dad insane. :lol:
too many things to mention :D
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow
Sleeping until 10 am and getting on the comp.
Cigs and coffee.
Long phone conversation at 3 am with a friends 3 year old when the said friend didnt know their kid was either up or on the phone.
Still trying to figure out how a three year old can do that :lol:
Getting up early before anyone else....making a cup of Starbucks Komodo Dragon, and smoking a big fat blunt all by myself on the back porch, while the house is quiet, and the birds are singing
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[quote author=Mortis link=topic=14731.msg1061852#msg1061852 date=1225565950]
Getting up early before anyone else....making a cup of Starbucks Komodo Dragon, and smoking a big fat blunt all by myself on the back porch, while the house is quiet, and the birds are singing
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Sounds awesome. Especially where you live.
The best thing I can find to watch is Wayne's World. :-D
Sleeping in today while the hubby went and got our son from the babysitter this morning.
[quote author=wheresthebeef link=topic=14731.msg1061853#msg1061853 date=1225565986]
Sounds awesome. Especially where you live.
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It is. Beyond words.
got me some new vidjo games today. Wii music and then a wii point card.
Wii music is alright.. probably good for little kids just learning music or large groups where you can make a band.. etc.
christmas cahhhhndy is out. <3.
got me some brach's christmas nougat.. candy canes, and those little melty mint things.
i need a balance board from wii fit. so if anyone's selling that on marketplace, hit me up.. for serious, and the big et. i want that too.
tomorrow is sleep in day.. although i think i'm gonna wake up at 5am and go out to work.. and visit the morning shift worker. i forgot my wallet at work tonight. because my mommy wanted me to make a pizza, and bring it home and cook it.. instead of just coming out there and ordering one.. but it would've been cold by 10
i asked my mom what the difference between a mounds and an almond joy is this afternoon.. and she started singing the song.. and i heard the song on SNL tonight. No shit. we had a bag of them in the pantry when we were cleaning the kitchen.
i have skeleton cups.. in a 5 pack..that i got for 80 cents at walmart today.. i'll prolly use them yearround. and i got a polkydotted placemat.. it's teal, and the kitchen is red. i <3 not matching.
and i got snowman and snowflake socks.
my curiosity finally got the best of me, and i ate a yogurt drop... they were from petco, and i give them to the guinea pig.. and a smaller version to the hamster.. i didn't really "eat" it.. i just kinda licked it. it tasted kinda metallic.
I have monday and tuesday off. thursday i have the truck.. and it's gonna be from hell and back because we're completely out of sodas except for whats on the shelf.
i guess that was my whole day.
Rocking Out on Rock Band 2 Last night getting a 100% on Killswitch Engage Lyrics
[quote author=LadyK link=topic=14731.msg1062336#msg1062336 date=1225644790]
Rocking Out on Rock Band 2 Last night getting a 100% on Killswitch Engage Lyrics
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Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
Reading about the dumb things that make people happy. :)
[quote author=Tarren link=topic=14731.msg1062367#msg1062367 date=1225646025]
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why a
[quote author=LadyK link=topic=14731.msg1062421#msg1062421 date=1225647823]
why a
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because she can't do it!
[quote author=LadyK link=topic=14731.msg1062421#msg1062421 date=1225647823]
why a
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Because I'm in England and it's not out here yet. Plus we'll have to wait even longer cause we want it on PS3.
My friend will be getting it on Xbox as he has the first one on Xbox, we imported our first one for PS3 from America. So we'll have to wait, grrr.
I WANT IT SO BAD! Hahaha! Enjoy it! :2smiley:
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
[quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=14731.msg1062422#msg1062422 date=1225647890]
because she can't do it!
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:x
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
[quote author=Tarren link=topic=14731.msg1062428#msg1062428 date=1225648071]
:x
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What? I want it for PS3.
[quote author=Tarren link=topic=14731.msg1062424#msg1062424 date=1225647958]
Because I'm in England and it's not out here yet. Plus we'll have to wait even longer cause we want it on PS3.
My friend will be getting it on Xbox as he has the first one on Xbox, we imported our first one for PS3 from America. So we'll have to wait, grrr.
I WANT IT SO BAD! Hahaha! Enjoy it! :2smiley:
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I'm sorry love. I have it for xbox cause I love to play online with people.
[quote author=Mortis link=topic=14731.msg1061852#msg1061852 date=1225565950]
Getting up early before anyone else....making a cup of Starbucks Komodo Dragon, and smoking a big fat blunt all by myself on the back porch, while the house is quiet, and the birds are singing
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sounds relaxing. but when i smoked, i could never do it first thing in the morning. i'd get all paranoid :-o
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